Originally posted by RIPtotse
That sounds like a great idea. How to waste more money 101 by prof. Fona
yeah fundamentally i see what you mean but also if you look at whats going on in the city and people will literally pay a few hundred thousand dollars for a parking spot it puts it all into perspective. i dunno man fona might be on to something here. you never know like whats the alternative you park around the corner where you cant even keep an eye on your car and some bums bust into it and steal your cigarette lighter? honestly its a realy quandary
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Originally posted by Bradley
Bro do something with her. Fuck a gift. Take her to a museum and let her get an educational book about a subject she likes then read with her little parts of the book. She gets one page you get one page. That's what the child (assuming she likes you) wants more than anything. Experiences, bonding, learning and continuance of those 3 things with you.
I recommend butterflies or dinosaurs.
How many kids do you have?
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jedis. Pedophiles of boys. Beggars. People who shout at me. Cop callers. Uncontrolled children. People who can't admit when they're wrong. Thieves (from me). Loud women. Fat males. Extremely wealthy people. Female Probation/Parole agents. That one lady on every jury that won't make eye contact with me. Drunk moms.
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I was driving the hearse for a funeral -it was an honorary thing like being a Paul bear- .. I had to gas it up, the fuel filler was inside the cab. The gas pump had two settings , spray the gas forward or shoot it backwards back towards the handle and I picked the wrong setting and sprayed gas all over the interior I was worried I'd stink up the casket and my suit.
Well I went to the house of the deceased and they were a hoarder with a bunch of shit including gas grills so I just put a gas grill with propane tank in all of the neighbors backyards to try to get rid of some junk.
One of the relatives knew or highly suspected I had done this and they were pissed.they felt they had a claim to the grills so they pretended like all the neighbors must have each come and stolen a Grill so I was like wow dude it was me I'll go indian take them back if your worried about it, and I did too.
That's a bout it then I went to a friend's place in the neighborhood and they were building a underground facility with a makeshift elevator and using a shovel and weel barrel to get the dirt out
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What type of transmission? Pull the oil cap off and look at the valves if it's all gunked up no way. Those engines do not have keyways on the crank or cams and things get fucky and they will slip out of time. So be carful.
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