2023-04-14 at 7:52 AM UTC
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The Perfect Lawn Mower
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Lol buying a brand new mower is like buying a brand new car
Only retards do that
did your used woman tell you that
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2023-04-14 at 12:33 AM UTC
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The Perfect Lawn Mower
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
The rear discharge chute will cover ye in grass and Im not trying to bag every time.
Wear green shoes
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2023-04-10 at 7:48 AM UTC
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Racism Test
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
look at me.
LOL FAG
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2023-04-09 at 7:49 AM UTC
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goddamnit scron
that feeling tfw when were just ones and zeroes in jeffs bedsheets
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "sheet"!
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2023-03-27 at 1:39 PM UTC
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Pirating Porn
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2023-03-22 at 12:10 AM UTC
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What phone you got?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
it's unlikely that Huawei devices aren't compromised too but there are less real-world implications to the Chinese potentially having access to my device than my own government
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2023-03-13 at 2:06 PM UTC
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Guess my snack
Looks like a cannoli with either hot sauce or some kind of jam.
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hire a big shot attorney from sanFRAN, chiCAGO, or NEW YORRRRRRRRRRRRK CITY and literary soo EVERYONE including the mailman and the process agent
make it so they have to eat beans thatll get em to reconsider F-ing with the best and they will change their song real quick-like before you know it
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2023-03-01 at 11:11 PM UTC
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Do you like my new glasses?
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
The new ones compliment your face better, are more stylish and make you appear slightly older which will help trick people into assuming you're more mature. They also have a larger field of view and are therefore better at helping you see, which is why you have them.
Your old glasses look like they belong to someone else.
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2023-02-28 at 12:23 PM UTC
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I wish I wasn't me.
Hard drinking off and on has caused me most of my issues.
I could explain my constant stop drinking do well relapse stop drinking but I'd like to tell everyone I want to go back to a rehab, it's sad to say but I don't really even like me when I'm drunk. But once I start I find it extrwmeky difficult to stop.
I've been sober for like 60 hours in the last month. And I'm gonna go get another 40 in an hour cuz I don't want to feel shitty. I wish I was still in Wisconsin.
Its really long walk home when you don't have one.
I hate myself for not being able to kick the drinking but it's part of being me and imma keep working at getting rid of it. Thanks for reading my thread
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2023-02-26 at 9:38 PM UTC
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Fuck Jiffy Lube to HELL
Wow so if I ever have a car I'm definitely not going to Jimmy lube thank you for the review
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We begin with some character profiles.
Mr. Jacob Bothersome. A black man who plays piano and hates his hood.
Mr. Joshua Bothersome. Jacob's younger brother, a thug, a playa, drug dealer and hustler.
Minister Tall Bird Swan, a stupid ass black motherfucker who goes through the hood and makes black people angry by saying everything is racist.
Mrs. Louizy'ana Bothersome, Jacob and Joshua's single mom who is ghetto fabulous and likes to make grape drank and drinks heavily.
Bing Bong, a Chinaman next door who hates America and black people in general.
Ching Chong, the gay brother/roommate of Bing Bong who pretends to hate black people but constantly masturbates to gay porn involving black men who fuck asian guys up the ass.
Toya La'hoya Bothersome, sister of Louizy'ana and auntie of Jacob and Joshua. She gets in street fights often with other women.
Gabe Utsechs, a white fellow who is constantly on the internet looking up memes and hating black people, his KKK father is ashamed of him because he has no job. Is an incelman 4changuy.
Bickley "Big B" Utsechs, the KKK daddy who runs ralleys and loves Donald Trump so much that he got the man's face tattooed on his giant beer belly.
Jud Steinerheimgold, Jēwish motherfucker who runs the local pawn shop.
The Bothersome Blacks will begin episode 1..... Coming soon.
PS: this takes place in New York City.
This project is gonna be written under my Mexican homie's label so imma give the link when i put this shit out
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2023-02-05 at 2:45 PM UTC
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I'm in a weired spot.
Originally posted by jerryb
Best home defense is a shotgun and way cheaper than that. You don't need 30 rounds, 1 to the chest with a shotgun at close range will end it.
how many home intruders have you shot.
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2023-02-05 at 2:29 PM UTC
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I'm in a weired spot.
Fonaplats feels emasculated becuz his bitch is the breadwinner. So he bought an assault weapon.
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2023-02-05 at 2 PM UTC
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I'm in a weired spot.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you probably don't want an AK for home defence unless you want to teach your neighbours a lesson too
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2023-01-23 at 1:01 PM UTC
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Pimping my Amiga(s)
First up the A1200. It's had an after market case for about 3yrs now and waiting on the new keycaps for all that time (an indigogo campaign). Orginal case was yellowed with age and retrobriting only works for so long and you have to do it again, the keycaps finally showed up to complete the aesthetic. Isn't she beautiful.
Before
After
Quite fappable I'm sure you'll agree.
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2022-12-25 at 2:50 PM UTC
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Merry Christmas
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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2022-12-21 at 11:02 PM UTC
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Exact Price Gift Card Scheme
So if you find an item for like $25, $50, $100, you could put the barcode of an un-activated gift card with the same price over its barcode. When the customer buys the item, they load your gift card.
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
^Sofas 3 and 4 as promised.
Looks good, looks like you got the place setup nice already
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Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
If I can't get a dishwasher with a dial then I'll settle for a Bosch as I am pleased with the quality of their staple guns.
I have a bosch. Some of the best dishwashers out there
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