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2023-10-14 at 6:23 PM UTC in Flat tireWow that was pretty dumb I shoulda got new tyres instead of buying some old junk crap.
These piece of shits induce vibrations above 60 , over 70mph is quite sus. Delaminated this morning on i5 S near Lebec. Coulda been super sketchy if ripped apart on da grapevine
Honesty I only have myself to blame , for listening to Jigaboo Johnson and buying cheap tires. Fona tried to warn me not to be a cheapskate but I thought I was smarter well that's the last time I don't listen to Fona
I'm pretty heart broken about the body damage to my fenderhole too, but I digressedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-10 at 12:56 PM UTC in Why I'm a Republican
This is what happens when you put the lousy democrats in charge.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-10 at 12:45 PM UTC in Why I'm a RepublicanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-09 at 2:01 PM UTC in Rate my BUTTFonaplats Butt 2!
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2023-09-08 at 7:44 PM UTC in Going Blind 😵☔you could probably fit a couple grams in your eye socket?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-08 at 5:24 PM UTC in An Afghan,an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean
all go to a bar..
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2023-09-08 at 3:42 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
BBQ Boar meat .5 lb burgerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-08 at 2:50 PM UTC in OK Kafka, you winOk everyone, you know I take privacy seriously on this forum. I have a warrant canary, I've publicly discussed and refused information requests from what seemed to be from LE before, and I've tried to stand up to Kafka's campaign to get me to reveal info about Sophie's PMs. But this time she's come up with a threat so serious, the gravity of which is so crushing, that I have no choice but to cave and reveal Sophie's PM history.
This morning Kafka threatened me and lala that if I didn't disclose the info she asked for, she would start sending me nudes... the nudeclear option. Unwilling to believe anyone would take such drastic action against me I held firm and stuck to my guns. But at ten past nine CT this morning she did the unthinkable and sent me her nudes. I'm still shaking, and lala is in the other room weeping inconsolably over the fact that I saw another woman's boobies. Kafka, you've destroyed my relationship. You've destroyed me. Even our dog is emotionally traumatized by "your" nudes being private messaged to me. As such I'm left with no choice but to acquiesce and reveal Sophie's last PM, which was actually sent to me, shortly before he stopped posting on the forum:
Originally posted by Sophie Ayy, that bitch cray cray and her pussy be nasty as fuq. Ima dip, I don't get paid enough fo dat shiz
So there you have it Kafka, I've done what you asked. Just please stop torturing me and my family.
P.S. if you want to keep sending pictures of dead babies though, that's cool. That shit was hawt.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-06 at 11:43 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?Duck leg for dinner
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2023-09-06 at 1:48 AM UTC in Helladamnleet loves kids!that would explain this strange advertisement for his gay erotica site. Dudes a freak for sure
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2023-09-06 at 1:27 AM UTC in Helladamnleet loves kids!1st girl is 17, 2nd girl is 14. What can I say, folx, Brady Raphael loves kids!
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2023-09-05 at 7:32 PM UTC in Shitty JokesThe world's richest man is dying. He's made peace with that. But what bothers him is no one in the afterlife will even know it.
Here he's a self-made man who created this huge fortune from scratch,but he can't take it with him. Not that he could spend it,of course, but just to SHOW everyone what a great success the poor boy had become.
He broods over this so that his guardian angel is worried. One night the angel flies to Heaven to consult Jesus. Jesus says “Well, you know earthly wealth has no place here"
The angel replies “I know Lord, but he's been such a good man. Did a lot for charity ,ran his business honestly. He's only human. He can't help having this little quirk. Isn't there something we can do to ease his mind?
Jesus thinks a moment. “”All right. Let's look him up in the Book of Life" The Book is like a film of this man's life and seeing his struggles , Jesus is moved.
He tells the guardian angel “Wake him and tell him I will allow him to bring one suitcase-only one,mind you. And he can fill it with whatever wealth he chooses. At the moment he of his death it will be brought to heaven with him.”
The angel goes down and gives the message .The guy is happy but what should he bring? Our money would mean nothing to people from another time,jediels could be faked,stocks and bonds could not be traded so they'd be so much paper. Finally it dawn's on him . Gold. Gold has been valued throughout history.
He sends out for the biggest suitcase he can find,fills it with gold bars,and sets it beside his bed. Now he can die in peace,and he does.
True to the promise he arrives at the Pearly Gates,suitcase in hand. St.Peter greets him warmly and says “All right. Let's see what was so important to you that eternal life and bliss wasn't enough"
The man proudly opens the suitcase,stuffed with row after row of little gold bars.
St.Peter stares at it,puzzled, and says “You brought pavement?”The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-05 at 6:57 PM UTC in Shitty JokesThe IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead.”
Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
The auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you OK?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it.”The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-05 at 6:51 PM UTC in Salvia Trip VideoOnly the first few minutes are really good. There is an event log in the description.
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2023-09-05 at 6:49 PM UTC in Shitty JokesJesus and Moses are out playing golf one day. When they come to the 14th hole, which is a particularly nasty 310 yard, par 4, with a water hazard in front of the green.
Moses leads off, and drives a beautiful shot straight down the fairway, laying-up 10 yards short of the water hazard.
Jesus steps up to the tee, and tells Moses, “I’m going for the green. I saw Arnold Palmer make this same shot last year”. Moses advises Jesus he’ll never make the green, and to lay-up short.
Jesus tells Moses, “No, I saw Arnold Palmer make this shot, and I know if he can do it, so can I”.
So Jesus tees up the ball, hits it, and watches it land in the middle of the water hazard. Jesus turns to Moses, asking him to please part the waters so he can retrieve his golf ball. Moses parts the waters, allowing Jesus to retrieve his ball.
Jesus comes back to the tee, and tells Moses, “I’m going to try it again. If Arnold Palmer can make this shot, I know I can too”. Jesus tees up his golf ball, hits it, and again watches it land in the middle of the water hazard. He turns to Moses, and asks him to part the waters so he can retrieve his golf ball. Moses says OK, and parts the waters, so Jesus can retrieve his golf ball again.
Jesus comes back, and once again tees up the ball telling Moses he can make the shot, because if Arnold Palmer can do it, he can too. Moses tells Jesus, if he hits the ball into the water this time, he’s not going to help him get it back.
Jesus takes a mighty swing, and watches the ball fall just short of the green, once again landing in the water. He turns to Moses, and asks him to part the waters, and Moses tells him no, he had to retrieve the ball on his own. So Jesus walks out onto the water searching for his golf ball.
About this time, the follow-on foursome approaches the 14th hole, and sees Jesus walking on water. One of the foursome asks Moses who the guy walking on water thinks he is! Jesus Christ?!
Moses responds, “no, he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer”.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-05 at 6:48 PM UTC in Shitty JokesTwo old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over her cigarette. The lady replies that it is a condom, and that you can buy them at a pharmacy. The 2nd old lady thanks her, and makes a note to pick one up when she gets her prescription filled later that week.
Sure enough, a few days latter she enters the pharmacy, goes up to the young man working the counter and says “Young man, I would like to but a condom please”. The young man is taken aback by her advanced age, and replies “Wow. Good for you! No one has ever asked me for help with that before… um. What size do you need?” The old woman pauses, then replies “I need one that will fit a camel”.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-05 at 12:24 AM UTC in Godamn I wish I was smoking Opium right now.I'm chugging beers in huestron Texas areport there's all kinds of different cultures here it's crazy fuys
Bout to swallow a peppermint and brush my teeth then it's time to fly honestly I'm becoming quite the world traveler as of lateThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-29 at 1:13 PM UTC in Learning about my Family TreeMah Nigguh!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-29 at 1:03 PM UTC in Learning about my Family TreeMy nigga.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-27 at 9:40 PM UTC in Fona's weekend 8/26 - 8/27 2023I went for a drive and counted over 100 pot plants growing in yards and today I harvested a plant out of my yard.
got a call to go bid a job,, went and bid the job prolly got the jobThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
