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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    PTL
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning everyone.
    Hope you all got a good nights sleep.
    I slept good but woke up feeling like my blanket was a hundred pounds and my eyes were super heavy.
    Anyways, I got a whole hell of a lot to do today.
    This thing, that thing, ect.
    Gotta buy a birthday present, get my tire fixed and drive 2 and a half hours to go camping.
    All that after I go work 8 hours in a hundred degree building.
    Anyways, I hope everyone gets off to a good start.
    Im driving myself to work today and I don't wanna be late.
    ttyl.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung you ok?

    Yes.
    How are you?
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got a lot to get done and get on the road to go camping tomorrow.
    Space Nigs Adventure Time 2020
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just got a job offer for 10 cents less than I make now.
    I think I wanna take it.
    I mean, it is starting out at 10 cents less than I make now after 2 years.
    So long as it has benefits and all that mumbo jumbo...
    Im going to find out the details later.
    All I know is imma be pushing a cart full of shoes.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Tomorrow I am gonna get my tires fixed and drive to camping!
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    PTL
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer I assumed that was a typo.


    But still: The fuck does having a license have to do with anyone's birthday?

    i gotta go out and buy the gifts and i meant 4 in 2 days.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hey there guys.
    Hope everyone is having a nice nice morning.
    I woke up today pretty proud about everything I got done yesterday.
    Now I just got to do more stuff to be proud of today.
    Im glad I have my license because I have a birthday girl I got to go buy a present for.
    She turns 4 in 2 days and I damn near let it slip.
    This friggin heat wave has been turning my brains to mush and after a few hours Ill just be standing around looking at shit not even knowing what I am suppose to be looking for.
    Anyways I just wanted to pop in and say 'Hi".
    I got to finished getting ready and head off to work.
    ttyl
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    bump
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by cigreting fuk off u hiki obse.ssed retard
    at least he provides some entertainment with his threads and doesnt spam a dick and jedi nose in every thread



  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Just got out of the shower.
    The maintenance guy left after finishing.
    Im sure glad he pulled out that big long snake of his and worked my pipe.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Update:
    A different maintenance midget showed up after the first guy told my woman that she was just gonna have to pail it out the sink until Roto-Rooter shows up in a few days.
    Anyways the second maintenance guy, bless his heart, decided to give it a go with the old drain snake but he had to take off the plug i screwed on.
    It was great fun being home to watch dirty ass water shoot out all over him when he removed my cap.
    The whole front of his shirt was soaked.
    Anyways he did end up adequately snaking it and my kitchen sink is working again.
    :)
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I've got the flu (it's winter here). I can't believe my dumb ass didn't get the flu shot this year. I thought it wasn't cold enough in this city to get it.

    Anyway because I'm self employed I've got no sick days. Will make up for it next week with more hours tho.

    How are you going to eat next week while you are working extra hours if you're not working now?
    Or do you live outside the US?
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Anyways...
    Tonight was a pretty good night.
    I mostly just relaxed a bunch.
    Im going to bed now.
    Good night.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung Is your supervisor fuckable?

    No, she is my supervisor.
    and I have a girlfriend.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by CandyRein If you were in a loving happy relationship with someone you find sexually attractive you would not think about me or false narratives to put me in .. :)


    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy What part of it was false?
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by CandyRein What does that mean lol
    I’m in here replying to my name being put in a false narrative.. If that bothers you.. tough titty bromo

    What part of it was false?

    Candyrein
    a biography by:
    Fonaplats

    I was found on the side of the road...
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G I have zero problems kiddo. I've never had a penis in my mouth nor my hands minus my own while urinating. Fona you're a fucking verbatim loser that attempts to shit on others to make yourself feel better it's see through, you're basic son. Now run off & play online video games where you can create a world that doesn't actually suck like your reality.

    Love,
    Uncle G

    Your avatar alone gives me a half dozen reasons not to like you or trust you.
    The fact you have worked for the government only gives me one more.

    Sorry old man but you're well beyond your prime and you're a verified bug.
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