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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hey there guys.
    Hope everyone is having a nice nice morning.
    I woke up today pretty proud about everything I got done yesterday.
    Now I just got to do more stuff to be proud of today.
    Im glad I have my license because I have a birthday girl I got to go buy a present for.
    She turns 4 in 2 days and I damn near let it slip.
    This friggin heat wave has been turning my brains to mush and after a few hours Ill just be standing around looking at shit not even knowing what I am suppose to be looking for.
    Anyways I just wanted to pop in and say 'Hi".
    I got to finished getting ready and head off to work.
    ttyl
  2. #2
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Hey there guys.
    Hope everyone is having a nice nice morning.
    I woke up today pretty proud about everything I got done yesterday.
    Now I just got to do more stuff to be proud of today.
    Im glad I have my license because I have a birthday girl I got to go buy a present for.
    She turns 4 in 2 days and I damn near let it slip.
    This friggin heat wave has been turning my brains to mush and after a few hours Ill just be standing around looking at shit not even knowing what I am suppose to be looking for.
    Anyways I just wanted to pop in and say 'Hi".
    I got to finished getting ready and head off to work.
    ttyl

    The fuck does having a license have to do with your ugly ass girlfriend turning 50?
  3. #3
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryIVer The fuck does having a license have to do with your ugly ass girlfriend turning 50?

    The next line says "She turns 4 in 2 days".

    So maybe it's a young family member?
  4. #4
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed The next line says "She turns 4 in 2 days".

    So maybe it's a young family member?

    I assumed that was a typo.


    But still: The fuck does having a license have to do with anyone's birthday?
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryIVer I assumed that was a typo.


    But still: The fuck does having a license have to do with anyone's birthday?

    i gotta go out and buy the gifts and i meant 4 in 2 days.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Your eyes are huge and slightly terrifying.
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    cool skyroof erny, i bet that car hauls some serious ace.

    heres you and schmeely going out for a rip in your'e new subaru rectanglecar

  9. #9
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Praise the Lord.
  10. #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Cly Praise the Lord.

    Yeah , P-T-L. Just like Tammy Faye and Roe Messner's P-T-L club and their Crystal Bible Chapel Palace
  11. #11
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    BLM needs to PTL.
  12. #12
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    PTL
  13. #13
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    PTL
  14. #14
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Tomorrow I am gonna get my tires fixed and drive to camping!
  15. #15
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Prayzet the Lord.
  16. #16
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just got a job offer for 10 cents less than I make now.
    I think I wanna take it.
    I mean, it is starting out at 10 cents less than I make now after 2 years.
    So long as it has benefits and all that mumbo jumbo...
    Im going to find out the details later.
    All I know is imma be pushing a cart full of shoes.
  17. #17
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got a lot to get done and get on the road to go camping tomorrow.
    Space Nigs Adventure Time 2020
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    beree?
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by WellHung beree?

    Hi
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Hi

    you ok?
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