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Posts by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal

  1. PFFFFFTTTTTTTT

    If I ever get arrested for some bullshit I am ruining their lives by making them deal with this shit
    "okay sir whats your name"
    ",......"
    "Do you mean my legal government name or my personhood name"



  2. Originally posted by Kafka I need proof that I've been using my current name for two years. I'm not sure what to do because I burn most documents. I don't think emails would be accepted… I'm just annoyed this is taking so long.

    Lmao plural gang gang

    i burned my birth certificate and pretty much all documents proving I exist. According to the government I DON'T EXIST unless i'm willing to pay hundreds of $$$ and even if I pay up I still have no way to prove I am the person on my birth certificate

    I guess society never expected people to yeet their identity but holy fuck does it shitfuck life. I can't get ID which means I can't get healthcare in a country with supposed "free healthcare" (not like I ever go to the doctor anyways)

    It turns out these guys were right all along
    But they are wrong about road pirates, fuck you nigger you aren't traveling , it is for commerce, YOU ARE DRIVING, DUMBFUCK!!!



  3. I have been pilled

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Five_personality_traits

    This is blowing up PERSONALITY AI WILL BE THE FUTURE

    Everyone on this forum will be turned into a chatbot and refined into productive members of society instead of cry hard triggeretes

    Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal WTF

  4. Originally posted by WellHung You are supposed to combine protein and carbohydrates, not choose between them.

    poverty hype
  5. the rooty
    the frooty
    the tooty
  6. Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal WTF


    WTF I want a forum of chatbots with various skills, I don't need a forum of retards
  7. yeah it's a bit too low IQ and triggered to be classified as such. I call it "grab ass forum faggotry"

    following people around getting into gay little arguments with them like a upset faggot
  8. imagine her sitting on your face with her hairy legs wrapped around your head and when you stick your tongue out you get a mouthful of hair
  9. I just searched up "hairy leg woman sexy" so make all the tranny jokes all you want, call her an ugly disgusting horror #genderwars

    https://meaww.com/lady-sasquatch-dana-suffers-from-hirsutism-which-causes-excess-hair-promotes-body-positivism



    I am drooling
  10. She could sit on my face any time

  11. https://www.livemint.com/technology/tech-news/gpt4-devises-plan-to-escape-by-gaining-control-of-a-user-s-computer-11679139203888.html
  12. Yeah I am like that, my legs have like a thick fur but I have blonde hair so you can't really tell unless i'm wet from being in the pool

  13. I have literally never shaved anything but my face not once in my life and if my gf asked me to shave my legs I would probably tell her to go fuck herself lmao

    idk seems gay to me. I have HAIRY arms, legs. I will occasionally trim my public hair but I don't really care, never had a lady complain in fact most of them seem to like it??? maybe its because I live in a cold country they want a hairy warm man to grab them and keep em warm
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  14. Originally posted by Kafka Men are also judged for their body hair. In the recent past men with beards were stereotyped as terrorists. I personally won't be with one if he has very hair legs. I don't like beards.

    Beards are sexy now

    https://newrepublic.com/article/154033/american-beards-military-culture

    You could consume more than half a century of American popular culture, from World War II to Korea to Vietnam to September 11, without encountering many bearded manly heroes; facial hair was generally reserved for wild enemies foreign and domestic, swarthy terrorists and libertine hippies. Even American westerns posited a surprising number of neatly trimmed frontier protagonists, reserving scruff for their foes. Italian-produced spaghetti westerns, which introduced Clint Eastwood’s perpetually unshaven man with no name, seem the exception that proves the rule, deploying beards as to emphasize that their protagonists are deeply flawed antiheroes, operating outside mainstream norms.

    In the twenty-first century, however, America’s man of the hour is a follicle farm. Hipsters affect the lumberjack’s hirsute machismo. Genteel movie stars like George Clooney and Paul Rudd tantalize paparazzi with full, bushy beards. Police departments in Michigan and Texas have relaxed their officers’ notoriously strict grooming standards to permit beards and goatees. Faux-folksy politicians like Texas Senator Ted Cruz and former House speaker Paul Ryan attempt to transform their brands with a macho hairy mug—just as John Kerry and Al Gore did a few years earlier, with limited success. Our Hollywood war heroes, armed men who go bump in the night, grow facial hair so voluminous that perhaps their beards are what do the heavy bumping. Even that most American of fictional G.I.s, the idealistic Steve Rogers, returns from a depressive self-exile in Avengers: Infinity War with a sexy beard that says “Captain America has seen some shit.”
  15. Most "men" would call this "ugly"

  16. Originally posted by Bradley Kafka
    Me

    Neither of you even deserve to be honorable mentioned for such high prestige as garbage water of the week.


    Time and time again I have seen the both of you post thought out actual substantive responses that while may not have always been on topic did serve to contribute to the discussion even if from a very outside perspective that wasn't well received

    You better "eat your oats" if you want to compete with the BIG BOYS of garbage posting like vindicktive vinny who was this weeks runner-up
  17. This thread is for bullying public humiliation of the most triggered upset off topic shit posting faggot of the week. THERE CAN BE ONLY 1

    This weeks first award goes to speedy parker who has returned from a long break (he left after getting schooled by everyone months ago from what I remember) and now posts like a upset twitter leftist 24 hr delayed responses of the same unfunny gif for over a week now and seems to be too mentally tired to come up with anything but the most tired half assed responses to getting SCHOOLED in literally every thread

    Thank you for this weeks GARBAGE WATER POSTER AWARDS
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