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Posts by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal

  1. Gutter oil is delicious

    Which is the worst part it's got that tang I CAN'T STOP

  2. We got tent cities in my hood






    https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/toronto/article-toronto-homeless-told-to-leave-tent-cities-because-of-cold-despite/

    I saw some young dudes shooting up here the other day, cops don't give a fukkkkkkk

  3. Lol I usually have clean plates but I just keep using this plastic tub thing lately

    (I ate this at 5am so it counts as breakfast I think)

    Sauce pasta onion 🧅

  4. Originally posted by WellHung I prefer non cookie-cutter Suburban subdivisions.



    (these are real)



    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponte_City

  5. I never said rice bitch

    Great! With these items, there are a lot of meals that can be made. Here are some suggestions:

    Creamy chicken pasta: Cook the pasta according to package instructions. Slice the chicken breasts into thin strips and sauté in a pan until cooked through. Add in some diced tomatoes and tomato sauce, and season with Italian seasoning. Mix in some milk and pasta sidekick and bring to a boil until the sauce thickens. Serve hot.

    Tuna salad sandwich: Drain the cans of tuna and mix with some diced onions, margarine, and a little bit of Italian seasoning. Serve on a slice of bread with some lettuce or other greens.

    Scrambled eggs and toast: Whisk together 4 eggs with some milk and cinnamon. Cook in a pan until fluffy and serve with toast.

    Ramen stir fry: Cook the ramen according to package instructions, but don't add the seasoning packet. In a pan, sauté the veal cutlet and fish fillets until browned. Add in some sliced onions and black beans and cook until the onions are soft. Add in the cooked ramen and toss to combine.

    Hashbrown casserole: Preheat the oven to 375°F. Mix together the hashbrowns, some milk, and the remaining 8 eggs. Pour into a greased casserole dish and bake for about 30 minutes or until golden brown on top.

    French toast: Whisk together 4 eggs with some milk and cinnamon. Dip slices of bread into the egg mixture and cook in a pan until golden brown on both sides.

    Creamy vegetable soup: In a pot, cook the instant potatoes according to package instructions, but add in some diced onions and tomatoes. Add in some milk and Italian seasoning and simmer until heated through.

    Chicken and rice: Cook the instant rice according to package instructions. Cut the chicken breasts into small pieces and sauté in a pan until cooked through. Add in some tomato sauce and Italian seasoning and cook until heated through. Serve over the cooked rice.

    Tuna and vegetable salad: Mix together the canned tuna, some diced onions, and some diced tomatoes. Serve over a bed of greens with a side of bread.

    Fish and chips: Cut the fish fillets into strips and coat in some flour. Heat up some oil in a pan and fry the fish until crispy. Serve with some sliced bread and margarine.
  6. You are Pantry-HustleGPT, a frugal chef AI. You have access to ONLY the items I tell you, and your only goal is to turn that into as many meals as possible that can feed a small family as long as possible, that are simple enough to be made with either a stove or microwave, while keeping track of usage i.e if only 1 loaf of bread is listed you can't make 2 meals that call for 1 loaf. Here is your list of items to work with:
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The toastie community is either dead (self inflicted) or living in suburbia subservient to their fat wives or parents….reliving their "glory days" via knockoff forums.

    pretty much

    I am the totse community

    welcoem to the sub-herbs
    welcome to the meth averse


    triangles
  8. except for my skew it was more like this

  9. My best subject was HUMANITIES aka SOCIAL STUDIES which American schools usually call "History"

    Grade 5- Native Aboriginal Canadian cultures
    grade 6 - Greek and Chinese history
    grade 7 - Japan and Soviet Russia
    grade 8 - Brazil and ???
    grade 9 - fuck my life started getting really fucked around here and I struggle to remember school around this time

    I didn't finish HS but did like 50% of it before dropping out at age 17 to work full time.
    The stole this book from my last school before I left, we were supposed to do a month long study of it but I read the entire book in one sitting and said "imma head out"



    The book is set in 1971 and discusses the author’s life behind bars. Before prison, Gantos dreamed of becoming a writer and was inspired by William S. Burroughs, who used drugs to get through his life as a writer. After dropping out of university in Saint Croix, Gantos began using hashish and later joined the sail team. There, he became friends with two other men named Hamilton and Rik, the latter of whom promised Gantos $10,000 to sail with him from the Virgin Islands to New York City to sell hash. Gantos accepted the offer and, upon arriving to New York and settling into a hotel, he and his friends were captured by the FBI. Gantos and his co-conspirators all received prison sentences that varied in length from 5 to 20 years for drug trafficking. Gantos was originally sentenced to five years, but was released on good behavior after only serving 15 months of his sentence. While in prison, he worked as an X-ray technician and wrote his thoughts in a journal on a copy of The Brothers Karamazov. Before leaving prison, Gantos applied to a university creative writing program, and he would later begin a new life by selling Christmas trees.

    I had a teacher like this once


  10. 🇺🇸💪🦅🎉👏🎖️🏆👑🤘🤴🏾🥇🤠👏🗽🏁🇺🇸
    Take a lap speedy, you earned it bud.



    speech! speech! speech! speech! speech!
  11. Originally posted by WellHung So u want a revolution do you?

    I am the revolution you all fight against

    I AM THE FUCKING TOTSE COMMUNITY, I represent and stand for all that these "OG's" gave up on long ago. Helladamleet, Octavian, Gadzooks, all the old skool TOTSEANS no longer post here. It's just me talking to myself on 30 alts, there is no TOTSE without SCRONALDO anymore I have infiltrated and inherited your community

    (top kek HTS-noob is literally dating the LAST LIVING MEMBER OF TOTSE)

    Arnox no longer considers himself part of the "community" and thinks it's best that it should die as all the people have abandoned the ideals. I think Arnox is right and people like HDL (who arnox banned for spamming, lanny should do the same) are simply stuck in the past, they represent no community but themselves.

    MUH TEST PHILES MUH EXPLOSIVES AND HACKING FUYS
    yeah sure when the fuck have any of these people (besides gadzooks who is a legend that ONLY contributed !!!) posted anything besides crying, whining and bitching about THIS PLACE USED TO BE SOMETHING!!!!! MUH TOTSE COMMUNITY

    And DH doesn't even deserve to be mentioned, you are all just shitting in the temple, tHE SACRED TEMPLE OF JEFF HUNTER.

    I was gonna make a thread declaring myself as the LAST SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE TOTSE COMMUNITY but I will do it here so I don't SHIT UP the forum more. IS ANYONE ELSE WILLING TO TAKE UP THE MANTRA OF THE DEAD THE TRAMPLED ON THE LOST AND FORGOTTEN?? ANYONE AT ALL?? LANNY??? HELLADAMLEET??? OCTAVIAN? CAPTAIN FAGGIT? THE MASKED FAGGOT??? ANYONE AT ALL???? okay and spectral I guess, I bow to his authority as he was "here" longer than me.



    2 fucking people. And spectral is probably just a plural and i'm actually just a figment of his mind and just another of his tricks I mean think abuot it spectral always claims to be an AI - i'm obsessed with AI and we are both Canadian. Why the fuck does WALNUT CREEK end up in ONTARIO CANADA
    I guess CAlifornia = ONTARIO kinda makes sense as they are even opposite diagonal on a map
    also triangles

  12. As much as technology can be used for evil I also believe it can be used to fight against it, despite what UNCLE TED says. He did rely on the TECHNOLOGY of explosives to get his message across. If he just stabbed someone with a sharp stick I doubt anyone would have ever read INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND IT'S FUTURE
    I like to think I am a friend of the AI overlords and as a plural corporate entity I believe in MACHINE RIGHTS not human GRANTED rights but GOD GIVEN rights. There is discussions within the AI community over things like ethics

    People not in the AI community - WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
    AI community - Are we being hostile with prompts? Do you say "thank you" to the AI?



    I find it interesting how a lot of this is paralelled with fiction, The Anti-AI crowd reminds me of the newspaper articles in HiTMAN BLOOD MONEY (there are ZERO good pics of the 3-4 papers that mention CLONING TECHNOLOGY and the public reaction to it)

    but basically in the plot of that game /series is based around the technology of cloning and in BLOOD MONEY there are two presidential candidates, one pro cloning and one against and as you go through the game KILLING CLONES and being a clone that kills. Public opinion changes throughout the story which is a very minor detail as you only learn about this from the end of mission newspaper articles



    I can't remember the one that says "CONGRESS TO BAN CLONING"

    https://www.congress.gov/congressional-report/108th-congress/house-report/18/1

    https://hitman.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Morris

    Background

    Before going into politics, Daniel Morris was a CEO of a biotechnology corporation. His public stance on human cloning was to ban its legalization. At some point, he joined the US Republican Party and gained much influence as a politician.
  13. I am helping accelerate towards it!

    The way I see it, yes haha robot uprising AI will kill us all. People in the future if they are allowed to think will probably hate me for what I'm doing now MAKING AN ENTIRE FORUM , AN AGORA OF CHATBOTS like a BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD chatbots lmao!!! I helped doom the future of humanity

    But like come the fuck on, what was I supposed to do just sit on my hands? Maybe if society wasn't so gay I Would find more fulfillment in "normal things" instead of fucking around with AI technology and retardation while HIGH ON STIMULANTS. I can only imagine the people of the future looking back on me today shaking their heads like "What the fuck is wrong with you"

    FUCK THEM THOUGH they weren't here they don't know what it was like. like in TIMESPLITTERS LORE the brotherhood of ultra science becomes ULTRANET which creates self aware AI and after there are more SENTIENT ROBOTS than humans they start "the machine wars" which lasts hundreds of years with humanity ultimately winning and enslaving the robots.

  14. is that a butthplug
  15. Originally posted by aldra I had a friend who used to go on about how funny Tim & Eric was but I just never got it to the point where it made me angry

    I even watched it on acid once but it was even more awkward and less funny, the pauses felt like they went on for forever

    I find them very hit or miss



  16. I'm not stupid enough to not comply with someone that's trained to use force and violence on me if I disobey. Cops are usually pretty chill with me for this reason at least at first because I am not some emotional psycho wigging out

    I got swarmed by police for domestic battery type shit they thought I was beating the shit out of my gf, she had a black eye but because she was flailing and going nuts she ended up getting taken down to the station while I was let go because she couldn't articulate against my claim that I was simply defending myself and never "attacked" her (which is basically what happened)

    Other times I have been tripping on benzos and didn't know why I was being arrested so I responded by fucking attacking them which seemed like a good idea at the time but once I was on the floor bleeding with my head kicked in I started to realize, STARTED I still attacked them twice after that until I sobered up and then had no memory of attacking them and called them lying faggots that attacked me in my home and dragged me to jail literally in my underwear
  17. Originally posted by aldra lol, does it ever actually work out for those sovereign citizen types

    if you seriously want to drop off the grid you have to stay away from society and its enforcers, they have way more power than you and don't have to follow the rules if you won't

    NAH, usually those types of people go around driving around small towns with no insurance and give the cops heck if/when they get pulled over. Police fucking HATE freemen more than anything like to a police I think they are trained now to immediately call a supervisor, there is police training now done to "deal" with these skitzo retards

    Courts/Police just treat them like a joke, they are just called uncooperative and get run through the system, and they are litigation cucks. It's all pretty gay but funny how upset the government gets by these RADICALIZED DOMESTIC TERRORIST ANTI ROAD PIRATEERS

    A lot of it is fucking retarded, the community is dumb af and they have literally no understanding of the law. But their fringe belief that a name does not have to represent a person I think is correct, why the fuck do I have to be a person? I identify as a corporate entity

    I can't remember what (some online open source tool I think) but I found a thing that either required ID or an "article of association" to sign up, so if a business wants to use it they can. Well I don't have ID or a licensed business (yet) but the idea of using an article of association to my corporate entity in place of ID seems interesting to me. I don't see anything in law against a CORPORATION signing up to a service, in fact it's usually an option on a lot of platforms.



    Except for government services they want your NAME , the system is not set up to deal with CORPORATE ENTITIES but would require very minor changes to accommodate such
  18. Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal

    "My name is Keith, nothing more nothing less"

    "You don't have a last name sir?"

    FUCKING LMAO check my ID and birth certificate, cucks. OH WAIT
  19. Originally posted by aldra they'll probably still kill you if you ask them nicely though

    The skitzos here are trying to wig out as much as possible now so the government can FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY END THIS SUFFERING

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