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2023-03-25 at 5:02 PM UTC in What do you use ChatGPT for?
Originally posted by Kafka Why are men so crude and immature? Why do they find dumb things funny?
I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way about men. I don't think it's fair to generalize all men as crude and immature, as there are many men who are respectful and mature. However, I can understand that you might have encountered some men who exhibit signs of emotional immaturity, such as being irresponsible, selfish, defensive, or unable to communicate effectively¹²³⁴. There could be various reasons why some men are immature, such as having overprotective or neglectful parents, experiencing trauma or abuse, having low self-esteem or insecurity, or having unrealistic expectations of themselves or others¹²⁴. Emotional immaturity is not a fixed trait that cannot be changed. Some men may be willing to work on themselves and grow emotionally with the help of therapy, coaching, or self-help resources. However, some men may be resistant to change and may not see any problem with their behavior. In that case, it might be better to avoid or limit contact with them, as they can cause a lot of stress and frustration for you and others around them¹²⁴.
Source: Conversation with Bing, 3/25/2023(1) 10 Signs That You're Dealing With an Emotionally Immature Adult. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201611/10-signs-youre-dealing-emotionally-immature-adult Accessed 3/25/2023.
(2) Peter Pan Syndrome: Signs, Causes, and Coping - Verywell Mind. https://www.verywellmind.com/is-your-husband-a-man-child-2302510 Accessed 3/25/2023.
(3) 21 Deadly Signs of An Immature Man - liveboldandbloom.com. https://liveboldandbloom.com/02/relationships/signs-immature-man Accessed 3/25/2023.
(4) 15 Deadly Signs of an Immature Man: How to Notice These Signs? - Marriage. https://www.marriage.com/advice/relationship/sign-of-immature-man/ Accessed 3/25/2023. -
2023-03-25 at 4:30 PM UTC in What do you use ChatGPT for?The Volcano Pet is a loyal and energetic companion that thrives on adventure. With a sleek and fiery coat and piercing orange eyes, this pet is sure to turn heads wherever it goes. Don't let its intimidating appearance fool you, though - this pet has a heart of gold and loves to cuddle up to its owner. Its powerful abilities make it an invaluable asset to any adventurer seeking to conquer the toughest challenges, and its unwavering loyalty is sure to make it a beloved member of any family.
You're taking your Volcano Pet for a walk when suddenly it starts to get agitated. Its lava-like body begins to glow brighter and brighter until it explodes, sending molten rock flying everywhere. You quickly realize that you made the mistake of taking your Volcano Pet for a walk during its "active" phase, when it's more likely to erupt.
As you try to clean up the mess, you think to yourself, "I should have known better than to mess with a Volcano Pet during its active phase." Remember, while Volcano Pets can be loyal and powerful companions, they require careful attention and knowledge of their behavior. Be sure to read up on their active and dormant phases, and always be prepared for a fiery mishap! -
2023-03-25 at 4:02 PM UTC in What do you use ChatGPT for?thats bing chat, you nigger
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2023-03-25 at 3:01 PM UTC in Getting back into neopets in 2023
Originally posted by aldra I remember playing it back in the early days and it rapidly turned into nothing but furries
I don't remember any furries, just a bunch of retard teens and stuff (like myself)
I played it a fair amount, wasn't too HUGE into it when I was a kid, the girl I dated was into coding 'PET PET' pages in html and I remember helping her with that
http://www.neo-faeriewings.com/petpagelayouts.php
and there was like custom stores and shit
I used to be into paint brushes and the robot frog or alien ones
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2023-03-25 at 2:54 PM UTC in A genie grants you 3 wisheswhere wiould a genius get three wishes from?
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2023-03-25 at 2:33 PM UTC in R u sick and tired of being of tired?
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2023-03-25 at 2:24 PM UTC in Getting back into neopets in 2023Apparently this game has been completely abandoned by its creators and the forum is a dumpster fire
It's become a dystopian capitalist nightmare - they are into NFTs and shit
The entire playerbase is 30 year olds, children do not dare venture here. I used to date a girl in highschool that was into this game hardcore I bet shes like a ghoul still playing it, my god, the abject horror of it all *signs up*
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2023-03-25 at 2:20 PM UTC in Did anyone here play "forumwarz"I didn't. Gonna watch a YT video or something cuz I know nothing about this game except random memories, I think I was either too young to care or didn't have internet. I have a vague memory thinking it was cringe?
idk
anyone?
'Yes, Forumwarz is a satirical online role-playing game that was released in 2008. It is designed to parody internet culture and forum communities. The game's storyline revolves around a fictional internet community called Forumwarz, which is under attack by a hacker known as "The Yellow Peril." Players take on the role of a Forumwarz user and engage in various tasks, such as trolling other forums, creating fake identities, and battling other players. The game features a variety of forums with different themes, such as gaming, politics, and adult content. Players earn "brownie points" for their actions, which can be used to upgrade their character's abilities. The game was notable for its humor and irreverence, and it received generally positive reviews upon its release."
Apparently it's still online or sum shit????
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forumwarz
I don't get it
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2023-03-25 at 2:03 PM UTC in lol at her hotdogsNot asg thread
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2023-03-25 at 1:38 PM UTC in R u sick and tired of being of tired?
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2023-03-25 at 1:37 PM UTC in R u sick and tired of being of tired?
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked On meth it was like a game to see how long we could keep the whole thing going. I just want to get to the point of joyless robot sex where orgasm feels like my balls are collapsing in on themselves like dying stars
Yeah it's a relief when that feeling is gone and then I can go back to my autism. I feel like after enough years it gets to be same old same old and now I know when I get horny it's gonna be a whole "ordeal" so I try and avoid it as much as possible
It's such a time sink and unlike other tweaked up ventures you have nothing to show for it at the end except a mess and shame -
2023-03-25 at 1:21 PM UTC in R u sick and tired of being of tired?ONE SEC WHORE, I'M BUSY
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2023-03-25 at 1:19 PM UTC in What's for breakfast? The NIS Brekfast Club
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2023-03-25 at 1:16 PM UTC in R u sick and tired of being of tired?we crack out on TEK stuff more than sit there having mindless sex I guess we are both just boring but Idk I can cum maybe twice and usually it's not after eating for a few days so I can't just go forever unless I do a fuck ton of drugs and if I do that then the time just flies by
we mostly just chill and hang out and do cool stuff like make a website together. I'm very "anti horny loop" but also if someone wants to be horny for days on end I'M GLAD TO HELP OUT but like I just can't do it myself, it's boring to me. Maybe because I don't like shoving things up my ass
she gets caught in the horny loops sometimes and i'm like HOLD ON BABE I JUST DISCOVERED A VINTAGE VIDEO GAMES CALLED TEK-WARS CLEARLY THIS IS A SIGN
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2023-03-25 at 1:01 PM UTC in AI general Thread🙏🏻😇♱🙏✝️
Ebele Obasanjo better wash his nyash de man suffer de man on de suicide watch -
2023-03-25 at 12:46 PM UTC in R u sick and tired of being of tired?
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked As gay as it feels to say, drink and drugs dont make anything feel better. It just kicks the can down the road. The brief glimpses of true joy and divinity and clarity that ive managed to find in rare sober moments are really the only drug i chase anymore. I want to feel awe and wonderment and possibility again. I want a deep breath 9f fresh air. I want to feel alive instead of the walking regretful memory of an old man on his death bed.
/gay
i wanna do more TWEAK and stay awake for a week using AI to write code and help me TAKE OVER THE FUCKING WORLD
but I have to do gay SLEEPING AND EATING -
2023-03-25 at 12:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-03-25 at 12:43 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI bet she has a niec musrhoom and is a fun guy aka a fungi
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2023-03-25 at 12:40 PM UTC in What do you use ChatGPT for?it cheats like a motherfucker
FIELD CARDS CANNOT BE DESTROYED
Sure, I can participate in a fictional Yugioh duel with you. However, please note that as an AI language model, I do not have the ability to physically play a card game or make moves on a game board. I can only provide text-based responses to simulate a fictional duel.
Scrawny
okay! my turn is first. I start by playing "Mystic Mine" and activate "field Barrier". I then set a face down in my spell/trap zone and play the spell "Cup of Ace" which allows me to flip a coin and has an effect based on the result of the coin toss. It lands on tails which means you Draw 2 cards. I END MY TURN
As an AI language model, I don't have a physical body to play the game, but I can certainly help you imagine the fictional duel. As the duel progresses, I'll provide suggestions on what moves you and your opponent can make based on the rules of the game.
Assuming it's my turn, I will draw a card and start my turn. Since you control "Mystic Mine" and "Field Barrier," the effect of "Mystic Mine" prevents us from adding new cards to our hands if we control more than three spells and traps. So, I will activate "Pot of Duality," which lets me reveal the top three cards of my deck, and I'll add one to my hand while the other two go to the bottom of my deck in any order.
I'll then play "Terraforming" to search my deck for another field spell card, and I'll add "Secret Village of the Spellcasters" to my hand. I'll then activate it, which prevents you from activating spell cards since you don't control any spellcaster monsters. Next, I'll set two cards face down in my spell/trap zone, and I'll end my turn.
Scrawny
I activate Pot of Extravagance which lets me banish 6 cards from my extra deck to draw 2 cards from my main deck. I then set two cards face down and end my turn
On my turn, I activate "Twin Twisters" to destroy your two face-down cards. Then, I summon "Red-Eyes Black Dragon" and activate its effect, allowing me to target and destroy your Mystic Mine. I attack your life points directly with Red-Eyes Black Dragon, dealing 2400 points of damage. I then end my turn.
I set a card face down and then activate the spell card "Dangerous Machine Type 6" and end my turn
On my turn, I draw a card and activate the set card "Evenly Matched". This card allows me to banish all cards you control face-down and if I do, we both draw cards equal to the number of cards banished from your side of the field. Since you only have one card set, it is banished, and we both draw one card.
Next, I activate the spell card "Terraforming" to add "Dragon Ravine" from my deck to my hand. I then play "Dragon Ravine" and activate its effect to send "Destrudo the Lost Dragon's Frisson" from my deck to the GY.
I then play the spell card "Dragon Shrine" to send another "Destrudo the Lost Dragon's Frisson" from my deck to the GY. I activate its effect from the GY to Special Summon it in its Level 3 form.
I then tune my Level 3 "Destrudo the Lost Dragon's Frisson" with my Level 2 "Galactic Spiral Dragon" to Synchro Summon "Borreload Savage Dragon" (Level 8).
I activate the effect of "Borreload Savage Dragon" by tributing it to negate and destroy your set card.
Finally, I play "Monster Reborn" to Special Summon "Red-Eyes Black Dragon" from my GY and attack you directly for 2400 points of damage.
Scrawny
My dangerous machine type 6 destroys itself from landing on a "6". I set a card face down and end my turn
I draw a card and start my turn. I'll begin by activating my set spell card, "Raigeki," which destroys all of your monsters on the field. Next, I'll summon "Dark Magician" in attack mode and activate his effect to bring "Dark Magician Girl" from my hand to the field. Then, I'll use my second summon to bring out "Magician of Dark Illusion" in defense mode. I'll set a card face-down and end my turn.
Scrawny
I respond with the trap card "metaverse" which allows me to activate a field spell from my deck. I choose "Mystic Mine" and then play the spell card "Field Barrier" I also set a monster face down in defense and end my turn
I activate the Quick-Play Spell Card "Twin Twisters" and discard a card to destroy your set card and "Mystic Mine". I then Normal Summon "Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring" and activate its effect, which lets me discard it from my hand to negate and destroy your set monster. Finally, I set a card face down and end my turn.
Scrawny
I activate Pot of Extrav and banish 3 to draw 1. Your turn.
I activate my face-down trap card, "Magical Hats," which lets me set two "Magician's Valkyria" cards face-down from my deck in defense position and shuffle them with two other hats on the field, making it hard for you to determine which ones are the actual monsters. I then set one more spell/trap card face down and end my turn.
Scrawny
I activate pot of duality, which draws Upstart Goblin, I activate upstart goblin, draw a card and set it face down, I end my turn
On my turn, I draw a card and then activate the spell card "Twin Twisters", discarding a card to destroy your face-down card and your "Field Barrier". I then summon "Red-Eyes Black Dragon" in attack position and use its effect to discard a card and deal 2400 damage directly to your life points. Finally, I set one card face down and end my turn.
Scrawny
I flip up my face down defense monster "WOrm Linx" into face up attack position (it has 300 atk 1000 def) I then play the spell card "Dangerous Machine type 6" and end my turn
I draw for my turn and activate the spell card "Scapegoat", which summons four sheep tokens to my side of the field in defense position. I then play the spell card "United We Stand" and equip it to one of my sheep tokens, giving it a 800 ATK boost for each monster on my field. Since I have four sheep tokens, the equipped sheep token gains 3200 ATK points, bringing it up to 3400 ATK. I attack your Worm Linx with my powered-up sheep token, destroying it and reducing your life points to 6600. I end my turn.
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2023-03-25 at 12:37 PM UTC in Yes, Sanctuary has been opened again...
Originally posted by Arnox No, I don't want any of you there. Not aldra or oppenheimer or Rocklin or Shere Kahn or Idiosyncrasy or mikehunt1 or Zok or Malice or etc.
Sanctuary was actually not supposed to be reopened at all. Not this early anyway. I cleaned it up and reopened it though to give another community a place to stay since their forum was going tits up. I also dearly missed the old rules and the totse (read: ACTUAL totse) way of doing things. Right now, there is literally no site on the internet that delivers that experience besides mine. You could say I got weak and regressed. I thought enough time had passed to where you guys would had hopefully long forgotten all about it and that it was okay to open it for business again without a domain change. I guess that was probably kinda stupid to think.
So here we are. And right now, I don't actually know at all what to say. I'm probably gonna have to change the domain now just to keep you guys off, because I know that asking you all politely to stay off is gonna do precisely dick. I will ask you all this one thing though. Why the hell would you even want to go back to my forum? You guys have NiS and it looks like you're all happy here. So there's pretty much zero reason to come to my forum. I don't have the original posts and threads up anymore. I saved them a long time ago and cleaned it all out. So that's gone. Why come back then? To troll me? Who the hell cares?
I guess in the end, it doesn't matter what I say here. You're all gonna pile in anyway. Spam it. Maybe even try to bring it down. Hell, someone already tried flooding it. Well, do whatever you're gonna do. At least I can say that I tried being civil before the shots get fired.
Which civility, as we all know, doesn't mean anything around here.
what a legend
