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  1. Originally posted by Wariat there is this chick these teenagers gave me her contact info off instagram because apaprently she likes to do mefadrome and is a big time slut here in this area. i basically was asked to buy them alcohol since they dont have fake ids or they wouldnt sell to them so i asked them whats in it for me or why should i? and if they know any chicks their age who get around. you guys get it? who get around. lol. and they started thinking and imtold them my only reauirement was shes of age and consenting (lol get it king cobra jfs here) but i told them 15-18 or below 18 but above 15. and one replied foes she reslly gotta be legal? (not sure if he meant 18 or fully legal or just for sex purpsoes legal like i meant maybe he didnt get what i said when i said as long as shes legal to fuck but maybe he did and acrually knew 14 yr olds like this lol) so they told me of this chick who gets around but one of them was like do you really want her contact and meet a chick who literally gives head to everyone i mean everyone? and i was like yea i dont mind as long as shes this age or young and healthy has no stds. and he replied yea shes healthy. and the ither one replied yea if your not looking for a relationship just fun shes definitely open in fsct if you got some meth or mefadrone a line of it shrll suck dick for lines and does this all the ti e.

    so anyway today she actually responds after i hit hernup and were tslking and admitted to doing lines and liking to party but no to liking men or older guys and no to being a whore or a slut so i dont know where to go with this one guys. im failing to fuck literally even the biggest 16 yr old slut in town. someone give me some tips she still hasnt blocked me.
  2. Originally posted by Wariat How can i trust any club girls particularly ukrianian ones when all they do is make out or get close wirh one dude to another wvery time they to to a club?

    give them the finger test
  3. Originally posted by Meikai lil worried about the rest of the week tbh we are broke af and food is more expensive than drugs

    ill eat your ass
  4. Originally posted by aldra what the fuck lance reddick died?

    yeah 1 day from retirement too
  5. he really is a dragon I have sen pics
  6. Originally posted by Sudo Dude that game was actually amazing. It was so ahead of its time, I think animal crossing and Pokémon ripped it off a bit. Shit was out in like 1994

    i have no idea wtf this is. How do you make them learn words and turn on all the machines?
  7. sometimes I think I understand spanish
  8. Make them Pull the gun and then disarm them so they can't use the gun from having their arms literally ripped off. And they reveal their hand (the gun) so you can just call the cops and report them for having a gun

    Fuck around and find out
  9. CALLING THE BIG WHITE POPES . DTE NEEDS A ROCK SLAPPED ACROSS HER FACE TO SHUT HER UP

    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce I heard the ladies here like big white popes is that right ladies



    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce Big white popes

    It's supposed to be pipes but there's no emoji for pipes or "big white" 🤍🐻‍❄️ but that does come up for some reason

    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce Big white popes assemble 🐻‍❄️🤍⚗️
  10. oi cunts u use wolfram yea?


  11. Originally posted by DontTellEm I’m laying in bed w my husband, I don’t have to work….my daughter is about to graduate. LOL are u mad?? 😛

    bla bla tell more people that don't give a shit your life story some more u skitzo retard HURRR HURRR HURRRR U MAD
  12. trianglism


  13. Originally posted by CandyRein Goofy ..you don’t have anything better to do this Saturday besides try to talk to people online who don’t wanna talk to you


    LOL

    LMAO
  14. classic
  15. nah dats legal fam
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