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2019-03-07 at 5:43 AM UTC in I will respond to every post in this threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-07 at 5:27 AM UTC in I will respond to every post in this thread
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2019-03-07 at 5:16 AM UTC in In this thread we post pics of ourselves
Originally posted by GGG I'm disappointed too. I thought gadzooks was COOL but if he can't even suck a friend's dick or get in a gay threeway then he's not a very good friend, is he?
No. They say a friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better. What they dont fucking say is what a friend is when he won't even let his dick get sucked alongside another man, by me. A piece of shit friend I guess. -
2019-03-07 at 5:14 AM UTC in Influx of incest pornOK THIS THREAD IS TOO MUCH.
SHUT IT ALL DOWN.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-07 at 4:41 AM UTC in Aliens Cause Global Warming
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this wrong.
for example, an archeological piece needs its age to be radiocarbon dated. the range of c14 dating is about roughly +-500 years.
now, any archeologist who have an agenda to put a piece of artifact to his or her preffered dynasty would have no problem of doing so and still be able to say his or her claim is scientific facts.
the same goes for ice core samples.
Yeah, an INDIVIDUAL could totally fudge up their data... But then when that same study is scrutinized by others in the field, or new evidence comes to light, then that PARTICULAR SCIENTIST will be shown for the fraud that they are.
For ENTIRE scientific fields to pull this shit off would require a little thing called a conspiracy.
And the second anyone started dropping that particular C-word, I'm out.
I'll debate reality, not wild and unsubstantiated speculation.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-07 at 4:32 AM UTC in PI timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-07 at 4:15 AM UTC in I will respond to every post in this threadI'm gonna open a mcdonalds and also live in a little room there and invite bitches to come back to my place for homemade meals and then stuff their face full of soggy ass fries and oreo mcflurriesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-07 at 3:30 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?She's 26. Its complicated.
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2019-03-07 at 2:26 AM UTC in How long ago did you last get laid?Couldn't say, didn't take place in space/time
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2019-03-07 at 2:01 AM UTC in Selling my body, choose your own price and tell me what you want to do to me.
Originally posted by tee hee hee Well maybe you should have specified that in your opening post. 😞
You’re right, I should have. You can punish me if you want, free of charge, any method you like. In fact, I’ll pay you for the privilege. Just promise you’ll hurt me deep and I’ll remember you until I die, honey.
And I’ll still wash the curtains.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed $150, I want you to live under my bed and pretend to be a cat.
You will be responsible for sourcing, cleaning and repairing your uniform, which will be as follows:
Please get back to me with your acceptance.
Offer accepted. I’m boarding a transatlantic flight as you read this post.
Originally posted by GGG How much for your bottom right premolars?
Is 30 enough?
$30 is plenty, but I’d ask that you also take the bottom left for symmetry and sew everything up when you’re finished with the extractions. When I go in to see my dentist next week, I intend to gaslight her into believing I had fewer teeth than she remembers.
Originally posted by stl1 Can you jump over an 8 foot fence?
I’ll do it in the nude, hopping on one foot. It can be lined with razor wire and/or any other traps you require. I’m not sure whether I’ll be successful, and the uncertainty is very arousing. I expect that I’ll be fully erect for the occasion. Show me the money, and this experience can be yours forever.
Originally posted by gadzooks Are organs up for grabs?
I'll take a kidney and a portion of the liver.
Organs are available while supplies last.
Originally posted by GGG Fuck gadzooks.
I'll give you 100 for the kidneys and liver.
I would’ve taken this tbh but you niggas kept going.
Originally posted by gadzooks I bid $150.
(ITT we auction off Zanick's body piece by piece).
Also an acceptable offer.
Originally posted by GGG 200.
You flatter me!
Originally posted by GGG Zanick is gonna end up considerably dismembered and disabled for less than 500 lol
No turning back tho. A man sticks to his word, and Zanick is indeed a hell of a MAN
It’s really more about the thrilling prospect of mutilation and prostitution, no dollar amount could satisfy me.
The disfigurement of my penis was an introduction into a world of excellent pain.
Originally posted by gadzooks I bid $10,000 for the whole package.
Just so I can preserve his freedom (but I will take a kidney, tho, and put that shit on ice for later).
I appreciate the generous bid and I accept, but I’d first need your assurance that I’d be free to continue with this business endeavor after my body is yours.
Originally posted by ohfralala I would like to slide a lubed banana into your anus while you breathlessly whisper Karen.
Free of charge.
I’m kind hearted and compassionate.
Originally posted by ohfralala Oh wait you’re trying to make money here. I’ll give you $200.
Offer accepted! Just don’t ask me to eat the banana. I’ll do it if you do, but I don’t like bananas.
(I would’ve done it for free but you put this in writing, and I am still an attorney in some states.)
Originally posted by mmQ I'll drop a $50 to slice off your feet with a rusty razor blade.
Deal, but you have to do something creative with them afterward or I’m donating the money to a charity that takes care of orphans.
If you fulfill your end, I’ll dress up a homeless couple and pay them to feign interest in adoption and then back out at a maximally damaging moment for the kids.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed I want to up my offer to a can of tuna OR salmon daily.*
Also ad lib/unlimited cat nuts.
This is a sweet deal Zanny don't pass it up.
*subject to purring pleasingly when I rub your fur
What the fuck, you can’t change the terms after I get on the plane. Sorry, but I am morally obligated to refuse this offer. You were better off the first time. If you can make an offer that includes soy products, I will gladly accept.
Unfortunately, I’ve already created quite a ruckus trying to eject myself from the flight. You’ll have to wait a couple of days while I sort out the ensuing legal complications of my actions.
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2019-03-07 at 1:15 AM UTC in COD 4 Remastered - FREE on PS PLUS this monthGotta admit, WaW zombies was pretty dope, but Black ops Zombies was the shit too, if not for only the map FIVE, because you get to be fucking CASTRO
fucking NIXON
fucking KENNEDY
FUCKING MCNAMARA!
Also, BLOPS2 had the bus mode, which was fun as fuck.
do you get to be zombies in any of the new ones?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-07 at 1:05 AM UTC in OFFICIAL Cool Kids Club registry
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2019-03-07 at 12:44 AM UTC in If you could make $100,000 from a crime, would you?Zebras got the racial thing figured out.
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2019-03-06 at 11:47 PM UTC in Apparently, to most people, the difference between an intellectual and a pseudo-intellectualTransintellecutal (intelligent soul trapped in an unintelligent body)
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2019-03-06 at 11:36 PM UTC in Just got an email from school
Originally posted by Lanny SO CRUDE!
It's not a community college, but it is cool to see a palestenian liberation activism group on campus. It's kinda funny to see the discomfort of a significant swath of the liberal student body split between being ideologically committed to palistenian autonomy but not wanting to say anything for fear of getting called anti-semites.
You're right, it's pretty funny. But, they should know that Arabs too are Semitic people. Therefore, advocating for their rights couldn't possibly make them "anti-Semitic." It's just what zionist NPCs like to shout. I mean, there are even Israelis who support Palestinians, or want a two-state solution, obviously they can't be "anti-Semitic." It's sad to see so many people falling for that meme, but at least the Irish see through that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in Where is the line between being a junkie and not?
Originally posted by Michael Myers You assume correctly. I used to smoke cigarettes though, from age 13 through 18. I would smoke two packs a day. I also smoked some cannabis and hashish every once in a while back when I smoked cigarettes, but I have never smoked it after I puked my brains out under a bridge because of a bad trip. I drank alcohol once in a while as well, and I drink coffee from time to time, but it's more milk than coffee, to be honest. I'm religious, mind you, but I did not practice during my teenage years, since I was completely put off by the idea of stepping foot inside a mosque after I had to go nearly everyday during my elementary school days. During my elementary school days, I would get up at 8 A.M., get ready and be at school at 8:30 A.M., until 3 P.M. Afterwards, I would have time until 4 P.M. to arrive at the mosque, for Qur'an lessons; the teacher was an abusive asshole who went on to leave his own wife and kids behind eventually, what a nice, exemplary man, huh? Those classes would last from 4 P.M. until 5:30 P.M., then I'd be home by 6 P.M. and I would have to go to bed at 7:30 P.M. I stopped going to these Qur'an lessons when high school started. You can see why the idea of going to the mosque completely put me off. So I completely distanced myself from Islam during my teenage years, and I did things I shouldn't have, but thank God, I embraced my religious roots before I did something I would absolutely regret and couldn't take back.
I gotta say I admire the dedication.
You're at least not a hypocrite (regarding drugs), and that's pretty respectable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-06 at 11:22 PM UTC in Where is the line between being a junkie and not?
Originally posted by gadzooks I take it you don't smoke/vape tobacco/nicotine, drink alcohol, drink coffee, or smoke cannabis, then?
You assume correctly. I used to smoke cigarettes though, from age 13 through 18. I would smoke two packs a day. I also smoked some cannabis and hashish every once in a while back when I smoked cigarettes, but I have never smoked it after I puked my brains out under a bridge because of a bad trip. I drank alcohol once in a while as well, and I drink coffee from time to time, but it's more milk than coffee, to be honest. I'm religious, mind you, but I did not practice during my teenage years, since I was completely put off by the idea of stepping foot inside a mosque after I had to go nearly everyday during my elementary school days. During my elementary school days, I would get up at 8 A.M., get ready and be at school at 8:30 A.M., until 3 P.M. Afterwards, I would have time until 4 P.M. to arrive at the mosque, for Qur'an lessons; the teacher was an abusive asshole who went on to leave his own wife and kids behind eventually, what a nice, exemplary man, huh? Those classes would last from 4 P.M. until 5:30 P.M., then I'd be home by 6 P.M. and I would have to go to bed at 7:30 P.M. I stopped going to these Qur'an lessons when high school started. You can see why the idea of going to the mosque completely put me off. So I completely distanced myself from Islam during my teenage years, and I did things I shouldn't have, but thank God, I embraced my religious roots before I did something I would absolutely regret and couldn't take back. -
2019-03-06 at 10:05 PM UTC in Aliens Cause Global Warming
Originally posted by Obbe Consensus is invoked only in situations where the science is not solid enough.
So, I have been alive for 12,605 days now.
So far, every single one of those 12,605 days has been followed by a sequence of nighttime (where there is no sun to be seen).
However, I am fairly confident that the sun will return tomorrow.
Why is that?
I can't say with absolute certainty that such will be the case.
But I can safely assume that it will.
Science is all about drawing probabilistic conclusions. Everybody is a "scientist" of sorts. I have not personally measured the distance to the sun, nor have I studied it's orbits in any detailed capacity. But I have collected 12,605 data points, and henceforth draw probabilistic conclusions from those data points.
Measuring climate change, as any other area of inquiry does, follows the exact same line of reasoning.
Originally posted by Obbe Nobody says the consensus of scientists agrees that E=mc2. Nobody says the consensus is that the sun is 93 million miles away. It would never occur to anyone to speak that way.
The special and general theories of relativity are, at the end of the day, still theories.
E=mc^2 might be an entirely antiquated obsolete mathematical model at some point in the future.
This whole notion that we use consensus in some areas of science and not others is just totally incorrect.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-06 at 9:34 PM UTC in Hey Reddit! My name is GGG and I'm a conductor of electricity. AMA!The legs are shaven (top) and the pubes are neatly trimmed: clearly, he's into manscaping and wants to look good, so why not do something about the tan line? This detail has bothered me for almost 15 years.
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2019-03-06 at 9:26 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by GGG It's crazy how in denial some people are about it. Caffeine has actual withdrawals but you never hear caffeine addicts say the word 'withdrawal.' They just get irritable and develop headaches, like that's just normal to have in the morning.
I'm not comparing it to drug addiction, I'm just saying that it's an addictive substance and nobody seems to really recognize that. They just compulsively consume without realizing the power it has over them. Same goes for many other things. People who need the TV on all the time is another common one.
The important thing I think is to channel that addiction into something positive. Like, I'm addicted to playing instruments, but it's fine because it's actually constructive and I gain a skill by doing it. My addiction to internet and nicotine, not so positive.
Sobriety/ abstinance unleashes unfound potential. You just have to divert the focus you would have to fucking your life up to actually making something of your life. It's not to say you cannot enjoy getting wasted. Be amongst like minded, ambitious friends. Do not be controlled by vice, take pleasure in what is possible; and you shall reap what you sow. I know cause I've done it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
