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Posts That Were Thanked by GGG

  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG I feel like the majority of us are normal drug using weirdos. Then there's the few who are just genuinely shitty people and are violent/abusive.

    The more I learn about myself and life, I realize that everyone I know is addicted to something or other. Some people it's love. Some people it's cigarettes. Some people it's pride or money or accolades. Some it happens to be opiates or cocaine. But I don't need to feel like a lost a chunk of my life. Addiction isn't inherently negative. It's can be the cocoon, a gestational period. If I go on to live a more balanced, accepting, full experience...then it actually was worth it.
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  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I hate peanuts and peanut butter, but I enjoy mixing the organic stuff with my erect penis. Sometimes at the grocery store, I'll get a dozen jars and take them to the bathroom, stir them thoroughly and put them back on the shelf. I consider this a courtesy to other shoppers, who won't have to labor mixing it themselves.
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  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You could say I was homeless often, but that would require I ever had a stable home in the first place. My mother kicked me out of our two-story, air-conditioned home several times during my adolescence. When this happened, I'd stay with my father in a similar living arrangement. Sometimes I left school not knowing if I'd be going to one comfortable home or stranded at the other. To make matters worse, my mother's house had a piano while my father's had a whirlpool bath—a terrible dilemma, I assure you. I didn't know who to love more. As you can probably imagine, these were very confusing times. I don't like to think about it. I only ever wanted a normal life.

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  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It's true, he's actually a nice guy, you just gotta get to know him first. First, he'll invite you for a cup of coffee. Then he'll invite your face for a cup of acid; and the latter is one of those "you can't but accept" type of invitations, y'know?
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  5. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Kings inspired king sized beds because they were so large from eating abundantly to show off their wealth, but they always have tiny little knobs, the shaft essentially non-existent.

    For the record I'm not saying you're fat.

    Are you talking about a canopy bed? they needed the extra structure attached from their fat asses suffering from diabetes foot syndrome from collapsing inward and the curtains were used to keep the flies and insects from attacking their diabetes sores.
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  6. Originally posted by GGG It's called behind the curve.

    The best part is when they get the flat earthers to conduct experiments and all of them fail. Somebody donates a 20,000 dollar gyroscope and it proved them wrong at every turn. Their next step was to create a bismuth container for the gyroscope because it would block the 'heaven rays' which is apparently some energy that comes down from the giant dome that covers Earth.

    I started watching this last night. The 20 grand gyroscope that picked up the 15 degree per hour drift made me chuckle. I also enjoy the guy that hand crafts the flat earth models but puts a globe on every single one.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed A better question is how is anyone skinny eating American 🇺🇲 food?

    By using German and Japanese drugs.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano hard pills to swallow:

    get a job

    go back to school

    get out of bed


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  9. Originally posted by DontTellEm Juicebox u rude huh?

    I don't know you or grylls well enough to come up with a good one so I just posted the most insane thing I could think of off the top of my head
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    judging by every fight video ever, many women know men generally won't hit them and will be punished if they do, so they push it as hard and far as they can because they feel immune to repercussions

    I've always felt it was wrong to hit a woman, but in some of these circumstances it's hilarious to see the shocked look on their face when they get slapped after 20 minutes of screeching and property damage. It's like reality is reconfiguring in front of their eyes and they don't know how to respond to it
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Dear <college> Community,

    There has been sporadic PG&E power outages affecting <college>. Although the power to the campus has been fully restored, University Police Department and Facilities & Services will continue the monitor the situation throughout the night.

    If you are concerned about your safety, you may call <number> for a UPD CARE Escort. Students who are in need of emotional or psychological support can contact Counseling & Psychological Services. Office hours are 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 8 am to 5 p.m. on Fridays in the Student Services Building. Call <number> for appointments. Faculty and staff members in need of counseling may call <number>.

    Regards,

    <dude>,

    Assistant VP & Chief of Police, Division of Campus Safety

    Like apparently it's about the power being back on, but over half the email is about consoling people who are literally afraid of the dark. I get that it's CYA boilerplate but if there's a strong breeze blowing they send out an email about getting counseling. A while ago some people wrote "zionists not welcome" in chalk on the ground a couple of places and they sent out a mass notification about the 4 different "safe spaces" on campus and how to get emotional support.

    Like god damn, I have no problem with these things existing in premise but is there really anyone in need of emotional support after someone wrote something they may not agree with?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Steaming vegetables correctly aka putting retards in sauanas for just the right amount of time.
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  13. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I like you actro, but no… just no…

    i was FORCED to watch a marathon while of the walking dead in jail by two big blacks on nye when all i wanted to do was go to my cell and think smexy thoughts, it was awful.

    The first season of the walking dead was alright, season 2? when they're on a farm was when I stopped. Fucking god awful.
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  14. Technologist victim of incest
    In my late 20s, I mixed k-pins and Malibu rum......I liked Malibu rum and pineapple, but I always had doubles.

    Anyway, I was leaving the bar and my BF was worried, so he followed me outta there, and that’s all the further he followed me. I pulled out, didn’t make the full left turn, went up over a curb across the street, and landed my car on top of one of those stone, city trash cans. I kept trying to push the gas, but my wheels just kept spinning in the air. My BF knew I was totally shitfaced. He told me we had to get outta there. We went to a Shell gas station where I knew the guy that worked there, and he called a tow truck to the site. We went back to my place after that. Within a half hour, I got a call from a cop, he had arrived at the scene as the tow truck driver was finishing hooking up my car. He questioned me about the accident, I did the best I could to explain it, and why I left the scene; all the while I know I was slurring my speech. Probably one of my top five nights of being so trashed and not puking. I got lucky, and he let me off the phone. Never heard another word about it.

    Whew!!
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  15. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by GGG 1

    wat

    Originally posted by GGG 2

    X is coming for you.

    Originally posted by GGG 3

    wat

    Originally posted by GGG 4

    Better lock your door.

    Originally posted by GGG 5

    wat

    Originally posted by GGG 6

    Get your crucifix.

    Originally posted by GGG are you annoyed yet

    Are we there yet?

    Originally posted by GGG 7

    wat

    Originally posted by GGG 8

    Don’t stay up late.

    Originally posted by GGG 9

    10

    Originally posted by GGG 11 was a scam by the government

    https://www.usa.gov/stop-scams-frauds
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  16. Originally posted by GGG Okay fralala. I will take 12 tabs of LSD.

    This is on you.

    No wait! Lol.
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  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You could have just as much fun doing that sober, druggie.
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  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I was fifteen on my first day of public school. I got off the bus and saw that at least 20% of my new classmates were black. I said to my friend, "Wow, look at all these blacks!" Several of them turned their heads and glared at me. I had never felt exposed to racial conflict before then, and I was very intimidated by the thought that they might do something violent to me. I wanted to get right back on the bus, but all the front seats were taken. Their eyes followed me from the vehicle to the door, an oppressive march which I imagine was much like what Ruby Bridges experienced, but eerily silent in a menacing way rather than simple harassment. I soon transferred to a school on the other side of town, where people are more concerned about property values.
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  19. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Grylls ur not important

    anyway they are super important so fuck u

    no u

    Originally posted by gadzooks Asynchronous JavaScript and XML?

    Closer, but not quite.

    Originally posted by GGG What do you think about the eventuality of a post-industrial China?

    People like to think of China as a source of cheap labor. While China’s cost of labor is relatively cheap compared to other developed nations, they are by far not the cheapest. Take a look at Taiwan and the Philippines, for example. Nevertheless, the cost of labor of is not the only thing that should be considered. You also need to consider the skill level of the labor force. China is bountiful in skilled labor, a haven for those who need to have something manufactured. All of that being said, manufacturing will soon not be China’s main product. The service industry is taking over, with tourism climbing the ranks as one of China’s top exports. Some people feel threatened by this. They feel like China is growing too large as an economy. While their economy is quite large, so is their population. Compare China’s GDP per capita to that of the United States and you will feel right at home.

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho Respond again.

    I’m growing bored of you.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Crap up a rope

    That would be difficult.

    Originally posted by Grylls Ajax are currently up 2-0, how does that make you feel?

    Great!
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  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby faggits and most men tend to have a high sex drive, russel brand is a 33 degree mason so he's expected to fuck kids on the side, but his bisexuality and fame has been a total A double entendre for him if you know what i mean… hurrrr! but its kinda weird that you mention russel brand considering he's been out of the lime light for quite sometime now..

    his stand up special was pretty cringey, a gay brit dude mason prancing around in skinny jeans talking about being a cuck… who'd of thunk?!

    He's an ex smack head and teetotaller hence using him as an example. I too found him incredibly annoying, and he still can be. Jonathan Ross use to bring him on his show from time to time to boost ratings. Personally I think he has ADD. He's definitely self absorbed, you see it when he's all excitable and feeding off the crowd like some little retard that needs Ritalin.
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