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Selling my body, choose your own price and tell me what you want to do to me.

  1. 2019-03-06 at 9:05 PM UTC
    #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    As stated. Please be kind, I'm a virgin.
  2. 2019-03-06 at 9:10 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    What about for advertising space?

    How much would you charge per square inch of tattoo'd logo?
  3. 2019-03-06 at 9:21 PM UTC
    #3
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Advertising is fair game. I'm just providing the flesh material; you can do whatever you like outside or in for the price of your choosing.
  4. 2019-03-06 at 9:28 PM UTC
    #4
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Wtf
  5. 2019-03-06 at 9:33 PM UTC
    #5
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    20$ take down my curtains wash em and put em back up. Deal?
  6. 2019-03-06 at 9:36 PM UTC
    #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Sorry, I'm not suitable for labor, just do things to my body okay? $20 is a lot of money, I want you to get a good value for something weird.
  7. 2019-03-06 at 9:44 PM UTC
    #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Zanick Sorry, I'm not suitable for labor, just do things to my body okay? $20 is a lot of money, I want you to get a good value for something weird.

    Well maybe you should have specified that in your opening post. 😞
  8. 2019-03-06 at 10:01 PM UTC
    #8
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    $150, I want you to live under my bed and pretend to be a cat.

    You will be responsible for sourcing, cleaning and repairing your uniform, which will be as follows:



    Please get back to me with your acceptance.
  9. 2019-03-06 at 10:19 PM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    How much for your bottom right premolars?

    Is 30 enough?
  10. 2019-03-06 at 10:19 PM UTC
    #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Zanick As stated. Please be kind, I'm a virgin.




    Can you jump over an 8 foot fence?
  11. 2019-03-06 at 10:45 PM UTC
    #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Are organs up for grabs?

    I'll take a kidney and a portion of the liver.
  12. 2019-03-06 at 10:55 PM UTC
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Are organs up for grabs?

    I'll take a kidney and a portion of the liver.

    Fuck gadzooks.

    I'll give you 100 for the kidneys and liver.
  13. 2019-03-06 at 10:57 PM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I would like to slide a lubed banana into your anus while you breathlessly whisper Karen.

    Free of charge.

    I’m kind hearted and compassionate.
  14. 2019-03-06 at 10:58 PM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh wait you’re trying to make money here. I’ll give you $200.
  15. 2019-03-06 at 11:25 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Fuck gadzooks.

    I'll give you 100 for the kidneys and liver.

    I bid $150.

    (ITT we auction off Zanick's body piece by piece).
  16. 2019-03-06 at 11:27 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll drop a $50 to slice off your feet with a rusty razor blade.
  17. 2019-03-06 at 11:51 PM UTC
    #17
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I bid $150.

    (ITT we auction off Zanick's body piece by piece).

    200.
  18. 2019-03-06 at 11:51 PM UTC
    #18
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Zanick is gonna end up considerably dismembered and disabled for less than 500 lol

    No turning back tho. A man sticks to his word, and Zanick is indeed a hell of a MAN
  19. 2019-03-06 at 11:55 PM UTC
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I bid $10,000 for the whole package.

    Just so I can preserve his freedom (but I will take a kidney, tho, and put that shit on ice for later).
  20. 2019-03-06 at 11:57 PM UTC
    #20
    Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    I want to up my offer to a can of tuna OR salmon daily.*

    Also ad lib/unlimited cat nuts.

    This is a sweet deal Zanny don't pass it up.

    *subject to purring pleasingly when I rub your fur
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