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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he'll need something much stronger than that
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no

    OK I'll explain this again and try to be clearer because both of you seem to be missing the central point I'm trying to make.

    US Congress has the power to force Trump to abandon the massive US-KSA arms contracts. They came close to doing so with the mounting war crimes in Yemen*; they now also have further support via the killing of Khoshoggi.

    Neither Trump nor MbS wants the war or the arms contracts to end, so they must find a way to placate congress. The war in Yemen is non-negotiable**, so something must be done to 'resolve' Khoshoggi's murder. Neither cares, really, they just need to close the issue so that congress no longer has the required numbers to break the arms deals. Again, it would've been easy to string up a mid-level commander for 'acting on his own authority', but now literally everyone believes MbS himself is responsible so the punishment must be applied to him if it is to appear sincere.

    Worst-case scenario - KSA keep trying to sweep the murder under the rug, enough 'people' in Congress see it as KSA killing a prolific US propaganda asset with impunity and move to break the arms contracts. US economy dips, Trump's popularity dives and his critics open up a new front claiming that he's shielding MbS from crimes against 'journalists'. MbS loses air superiority and not only rapidly loses ground in Yemen but it starts raining Tochkas (or the Iranian mod) on Riyadh. His brothers, cousins etc. interpret the broken contracts as him losing the US' favour and the state breaks into factions (including the military) and dissolves in civil war.



    *A measure was passed that in order for the contracts to continue, US analysts must regularly certify that KSA is doing all it can to minimise civilian impact. This is why Pompeo amusingly stated that 'KSA's admission that they indeed did bomb a schoolbus and killed 40 children is proof that they're working with the UN to minimise civilian casualties.

    **KSA is well past peak oil production and the core reason for the war in Yemen is that KSA made one of their puppets president who in turn gave them license to sack Yemen's oil and gas reserves. The 'Houthi Uprising' is more like a general revolt against foreign ownership of the state, and given how much they've committed to the war effort I expect they're going to have major economic problems if (when) they fail.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    happy birthday!
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  4. totse3.com Space Nigga
    death to little faggots who fuck littler faggots
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  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ohfralala *Lanny blew everybody on this website

    πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ feed πŸ’¦ me πŸ’¦ your πŸ’¦ cummies πŸ’¦ daddy πŸ’¦πŸ’¦
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  6. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Once every hour, it is 4:20 somewhere.

    Therefore, you should be toking once an hour.

    And if you want to get a tad more philosophical on time, you could argue that there are actually gradations between timezone boundaries and that it is ALWAYS 4:20 somewhere in the world, in which case, you have to just smoke weed constantly and without any interruption whatsoever.
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  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    C'mon make it for the NES so I can play it at work on the Odroid.
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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Didn't read.

    don't dial 911

    If you're that chicken shot walk out the door and don't look back.

    I think it ended up being more of an anxiety attack kind of thing (psychological) than any kind of immediate physical health threat.

    But just look at the way Panthrax calmed me down, used that beautiful metaphor to instruct me, and gave me his AIM/MSN to talk one on one.

    Panthrax, my man, I will never forget that day, and it was 13 years ago.

    Totse really was a big part of a lot of our lives.

    So all you DH-ers who tell us to "move on", etc...

    Read that one post where Panthrax helped me out and tell me that wasn't a meaningful social interaction, despite being on an Internet forum mostly known for shitposting, racist jokes, and finding new ways to get high or blow things up.
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  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Well, that part's true. I do miss tyranny, I think it brought out the best in me. Abusing Zoklet members was the high point of my teeny tiny life, and now I just get to enjoy secondhand abuse when Lanny wrongfully bans do-gooders like Infinijedi.
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I pray there every day now.

    Except Sunday's, ironically.

    Actually, I took oral communion of the body of Cryst, and ingested the holy crystal orally for a change to see what impact it might have on my overall productivity today.

    Smoking the savior's body, inhaling it up one's nose, or even injecting the blood of Cryst (Methathustra) directly into your bloodstream, are all sanctioned and condoned by the METHodist church.

    But once in a while, I like to try new things, so that I may do good works.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    Yeah, mine looks kinda like that. All barbed at one end and pulsating at the tip.

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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl What’s a an erection? πŸ€”

    what japanese people vote in
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  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Christ, reading back through those makes me thankful so much that Lanny took the reigns and did what he did. Zoklet was a fucking crybaby fest from the top, down. Everyone whined and cried and bitched and moaned, from Admins to mods to users. It was horrible. Thank you Lanny.

    However, seeing some of those usernames again, makes me wonder....

    ..any of you fuckers still here?
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  15. Autism
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Debating if I should jerk my dick and eat this Chinese at the same time.

    Just jerk the Chinese.

    Get you some Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
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  17. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics Your euphoric delusions, as entertaining and endearing as they are, cannot overcome your biology.

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  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    So I was bored and had a few minutes and played around with converting his laugh into a MIDI which could possibly be used for your project, if indeed it is a legit project. The results, as you speculated, aren't fantastic, but you can still tell it's definitely his laugh. Hahaha.

    Here is both the compressed WAV and the "NES capable MIDI" I already tried. The WAV sounds better, so you might use it to play with and tweak since it's already compressed to get it the way you want. Hope you can use it.

    WAV: https://uploadfiles.io/4b731
    MIDI: https://uploadfiles.io/6oh5y
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I tried to follow this thread but now I've fallen down and I can't get up
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember, a couple years back, I met this tall, bosomy gal in a summer dress at the liquor store, and decided to talk to her on the walk home (we were both heading in the same direction).

    I made some small talk. I wasn't too good at it, but I tried.

    Then, I asked her if she wanted to come over to my place to have a few drinks with me.

    She, surprisingly, said "yes."

    So we have a few drinks, and then she invites me over to her apartment (the complex pretty much right next to mine). We have a fun evening. We kiss, we do the sex, etc.

    It turns out she was an escort.

    She didn't charge me, though. We were just two people having sex, and she just happens to have sex with people for a living.

    Anyway, one day, she asked to borrow my car. I lent it to her, because, to be quite honest, I had grown a bit fond of her, and had a hard time saying no to her.

    Well, she gets pulled over with a bunch of drugs and drug money in the car, and my vehicle is impounded for 30 days.

    The impound fees totaled about $800 after that time had elapsed, and I simply couldn't afford to pay it at that time.

    So, the moral of the story is: You're gonna end up paying for sex, one way or another.

    It's a fact of life.

    We don't all hire escorts, but, at the end of the day, we do pay to get laid.
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