God damn I suck at this game when I'm fucked up, also my first time playing it.
Spent literally 10 hours making raised triple roundabouts connected by a skyway while my city went to ruins and chaos
Also got "dead man's curb" stuck in my head. Greatest song ever. My max population so far was 100k in my first big grid city. The traffic was so bad and my metro lines were completely fucked, i even managed to fuck up placing a seaport with a single lane road so it got the worst traffic ever.
Spent the past 10 hours working on my new city. It's a farm town surrounded by forest, River and a large amount of oil and ore in the north which I'm going for. Took me an hour just to get the highway placement right so it doesn't interfere with my farms
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The sun was going so fast
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I have to admit, as well, to a slight political bias with this thread.
You see, Jenkem Cartels in India have been running public street shitboxes and (over) charging for their use.
This is because human feces is the most vital precursor in illicit Jenkem.
Please help unfortunate Indians and Bangladeshi's from this monstrous crime.
Support artificial Jenkem alternative research, and decriminalization of clandestine Jenkem labs.
Posession of a scheduled II narcotic such as Jenkem is federally punishable.
Help fight the war on Jenkem.
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2018-11-21 at 8:03 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
There once was a nigga named Q
Had No money,but weak like a jedi
Liked to get drunk
Got his ass thumped
By an injun over a game of pool
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Originally posted by gadzooks
How the fuck would I get a scar eating pussy?
Pubes like razor wire.
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2018-11-21 at 7:43 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I don't know, how do you lose a toe in a bar fight?
Probably a gay bar and GGG was a Coyote Ugly dancer. One of his customers got too far while GGG let vodka run down his leg into the dudes mouth and started chewing on his toe. Then GGG tried to kick him in the face but the dude already had a solid grip on the toe and snapped it off.
Yea, that's probably what happened.
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2018-11-21 at 5:26 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Originally posted by mmQ
No but close he was an American Indian.
You can't hit a native american! That's like punching an eagle! He's going to stand on the side of the freeway and cry a single tear if you hit him.
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2018-11-21 at 12:55 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just go along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.
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2018-11-21 at 12:13 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I've been in hundreds of fights in my life and never lost. I did have one guy who wouldn't go down no matter how many shots to the head he took, so I finally gave up, and I had another guy who I knocked out so bad the whites of his eyes were showing, but didn't finish off (because I made the mistake of feeling sorry for the idiot), then ten minutes later he snuck up behind me and sucker punched me in the side of the head, whereupon I did finish him off, but never lost a fight yet.
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victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by GGG
Jesus christ shat on my oatmeal
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This nigga don't even sell glass out the house.
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Originally posted by cupocheer
Yes, you are?
...correcting your 2 errors.
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Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Are you really trying to say I can't be reasoned with? C'mon.
Are you drunk?
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2018-11-20 at 11:33 AM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
Originally posted by Technologist
Hamp,
Have you been getting any rest? Are the plans coming together for her services? Those plans can sometimes cause arguing among family members, hope that’s not the case for you.
That story you told about your Mom is funny. She was a troll before being a troll was fashionable! Lol. Good woman👍🏻
I have an awesome family. We've already made her arrangements and there's no worry about it. She'll be buried close to my grandmother and great grandmother and her father and more family than I even know. After all the stress and preparation for this moment I'm glad that we don't have to worry about paying for it of all things.
I've been sleeping as much as I can. There's a lot of us in this house, so I'm sleeping a chair lol.
My mom was amazing. She's the best person I've ever known. I'm glad that I got her humor.
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Originally posted by Sophie
Lol i don't even remember Kinkou being a mod of anything.
She was mod of LLR while she was dating zok lol. Kinks is cool, but I have to admit there was a, uhhh... conspicuously female sequence of mods of LLR, and in M&A in general relative to the total community gender ratio.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Well, of course you Nazis like each other. Nothing surprising about that.
There's people on that list I loathe, and have said so openly for years. I don't like or dislike anyone there on grounds of being a mod. You on the other hand are salty, years later, at xip and ygg (although you don't apparently know who he was) for no conceivable reason other than that they were moderators. Oh, you didn't like xip because he said don't post torrent links and you did and got an infraction for it. Like a 3 point infraction on an internet forum that's what? 5 years in the grave? You remember and maintain a grudge over that? That's fucking sad bro, I'm honestly starting to feel sorry for you thinking about that. 5 years of anger over internet demerit points. Jesus fucking christ. What in the fuck is wrong with you that you became like this?
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I just hope I fucking die. I'm here strictly for pain meds. If they don't treat my pain properly, I'm out of here.
I skipped to the bottom and just read this. I'm sure it's the best part of another whiney victimpost nobody asked for.
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2018-11-20 at 3:33 AM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
My mom used to call in to Carl P. Mayfield's show on 103.3 WKDF in Nashville when I was about 3 or 4, and she would pretend to be an older black lady named Ruby. She would get all in their shit and have everybody rollin'. Eventually, she talked to Carl P. off-air and admitted that she was trollin' the whole time and that she was really an almost middle-aged white woman when they wanted to meet Ruby in person. We drove to the station and she brought the crew a few fudge pies. Mom was something else.
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2018-11-20 at 2:09 AM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
I absoultrtly looked at my dad's open casket I'm saying why would I want to take a picture of it and look it later lmao
Just gonna put that there.
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2018-11-19 at 7:19 PM UTC
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Single paragraph stories.
¶ For Sale
¶ Baby Shoes
¶ Never Worn
¶ Fuck Da Police
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