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Posts by Ecto the plasm
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2023-05-10 at 12:03 AM UTC in Doing a prank when you're getting Uberedand you keep giving them a fake name until they are like I NEED A NAME OR YOU CAN GET OUT
and you say "I was just messing with ya, it's for Tom" -
2023-05-09 at 11:03 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..What's the point in learning if you're not actually learning and just cheating
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2023-05-09 at 10:21 PM UTC in My fantasy is towariat decided a buttplug was cheaper than a 16 year old prostitute
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2023-05-09 at 10:20 PM UTC in I can't believe I'm living in this timeTHE POLISH ARTILLERY HAS BEEN FIRED
PAACHEW PCAAHEWWWW -
2023-05-09 at 10:19 PM UTC in I can't believe I'm living in this time
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2023-05-09 at 9:08 PM UTC in 24hrs from now...
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2023-05-09 at 9:07 PM UTC in Prison planet/humans are not native to earth theories
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine citing hypotheticals as a base
Yes, that is a theory.
"A theory is a rational type of abstract thinking about a phenomenon, or the results of such thinking."
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson in that case mine has a base too…it's just not on wiki.
they also have a forum of adherents to this theory of the origins of life
https://forum.davidicke.com/
The wiki page didn't always exist, I remember hearing this "theory" from somewhere on the computer when I was 14 years old, it's not new. You just aren't sleepy enough to understand conspiracy thinking
I bet you think 9/11 went down exactly like the government said with the passports just showing up intact a mile away from the crash site
WELL YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT COUlDn'T HAPPEN, YOU MADE THE CLAIM SO DISPROVE IT, ACCEPT THE FACTS
its a fact until you realize the world actually IS round and then you go WOOPS, Which is especially funny because it's actually flat. -
2023-05-09 at 8:58 PM UTC in Don't listen to non coffee drinkers folx
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We've discussed this, there's more to a coffee bean than just caffeine…C affine and water does not a cup of coffee make.
Scientists already figured this out like 10 years ago, it's very simple.
Originally posted by Ecto the plasm This isn't much of a hurdle, I've had coffee vapes before that tasted pretty good
it had no tannins so you could tell the taste was "off" but it did taste like coffee
NATURAL AND SYNTHETIC FLAVORS LIKE AIR UP
it wouldn't be too hard to make a airup for a cup of coffee flavor NOT MADE FROM COFFEE , entirely synthetic
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/commentary/article-beyond-coffee-molecular-agriculture-means-your-morning-coffee-could/
Despite anything you say, I am not the first or last to think of this. It's possible to do, but the question of it being economically feasible for personal/commercial use is simply a question of better science and more research, not more marketing and stickers with moral self licensing FAIR TRADE, or different arrangements of syrups, fructoses and other sommelier influenced ideas
Benefits of living in a time where there has already been countless research regarding flavor compounds. I mean, just look at that crappy maxwell house instant coffee I bought. I had to do a double take to even make sure it had caffeine
because the product at that point was very different from an unground bean. Still tasted virtually the same, same buzz.
none of the technical aspects are the problem,
I'm basically doing exactly what RC cola did
But with coffee
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2023-05-09 at 8:48 PM UTC in Prison planet/humans are not native to earth theories
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As is the prison planet theory
it actually does have a base
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypothetical_types_of_biochemistry#Nonplanetary_life -
2023-05-09 at 8:46 PM UTC in Mirtazipine is basically the opposite of mitsubishisAll that shit is trash
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2023-05-09 at 6:30 PM UTC in Don't listen to non coffee drinkers folx
i dont get it, we are an industrialized technological space age society but I still go to work tired as fuck with only caffeine and sugar offered as productivity enhancers. Why not Vyvanse water vending machines, meth satchels/energy drinks that way we could work better, harder, longer hours without the need of breaks.
Sorry demon Malice, VR and the methaverse is dead
Why do we purposely do things slowly with rigid time restraints when it only holds back the beast of capitalism. We should be going in an hour early and staying two hours later and wearing down our bodies with so much labor that we shorten our lifespans. Imagine how much money we would all make, each worker would be an empire working for an empire living in an empire. We can all be Gods.
Also robots.
it's all about AI now. I'm gonna run this napkin proposal through GPT and see what the computer Gods have to say.
SORRY AS A LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL I CANNOT CONDONE SPRAYING FARMS WITH AGENT ORANGE
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2023-05-09 at 6:28 PM UTC in Don't listen to non coffee drinkers folx
Kinda trippy to consider especially since the Coffee/Chocolate industries are associated with a lot of evils, child slavery, destruction of forests, globalized centralized red tape 1% economies
You can't smoke weed or drink at church (unless its sacred blood)
But you have children running around looking for Jesus' hidden chocolate eggs while the parents drink coffee
It's like a Axis of Evil. Church, State and Industry. IF you can't make it yourself/aren't allowed that means you are being controlled
Difficulty and Economic feasibility doesn't change the facts, and for most of human history this was how every society living naturally in tune with the earth lived, and it's why we have the technology we do today.
If everyone just "shut up and bought the cup" we would be speaking in clicks and drinking tree sap out of rock cups, paying in stones and anyone suggesting we take our perfectly functioning hunter/gatherer system and shift it to one where you gamble your entire future on growing seeds in the ground
OH NO A FLOOD MY CROPS ARE ALL RUINED, Why would you grow a plant in ONE area where so much could go wrong, when you could just go into the forest and search for wild coffee and gather it.
Back then we didn't rely on slave labor because WOMEN aka GATHERERS knew their place
And that's why you shouldn't listen to non coffee drinkers -
2023-05-09 at 6:16 PM UTC in i thoughyt my starbucks was addicted but now im at panera bread company
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How long does it take to grow coffee beans?
Depending on the variety, it will take approximately 3 to 4 years for the newly planted coffee trees to bear fruit. The fruit, called the coffee cherry, turns a bright, deep red when it is ripe and ready to be harvested. There is typically one major harvest a year.
Yeah, gtfo…just buy a cup and be done with it.
The big tins cost too much, also slavery. Fuck the coffee industry, I will dedicate my life to making them suffer even if I never make a penny doing it, as long as I make enough to keep the operation of anti farmed coffee going, I think it will be good.
I am talking about spraying coffee farms with agent orange, not growing them myself. FUCK THAT, I am not paying some third world fucks a living wage and building a well for their village.
Fuck the coffee tree, its literally more harmful than the COCA plant which has been used by the Andean peoples for thousands of years to help altitutde sickness. What is coffee's ancient origins? it was a regional drink in the Muslim Empire and only became popular because of a Pope (evils against children, like slavery)
I've been in "the industry" enough to know farming is great and all, it works, FROM FARM TO TABLE GET YOUR COFFEE SMALL BATCH FAIR TRADE
It's "easy" because that's what's being sold to you, garbage energy drinks, soda, shitty ARABica coffee like folgers, $1 macdonalds, overpriced starbucks, all the same crap, all comes from the same regions just like cocaine, just like every other drug based commodity
They aren't using the money you pay to innovate and make a better product.
Why the fuck do I need to rely on HURR DURR ECONOMIC SUPPLY CHAINS and globalized agriculture kikeology so I can be HAPPY to purchase CUPS for a shitty stimulant that lots of people think tastes like shit. I don't need third world slaves or shipping to produce the same product for cheaper OR FARMS
It's easy, mr middle management you won't notice anything change once McDonalds is forced to buy my proprietary synthetic beans.
I will know I succeeded when I cause a wave of suicides from people that trade coffee bean futures -
2023-05-09 at 6:07 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I want to tell truths in a coffin
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2023-05-09 at 6:07 PM UTC in getting into heavy business like a real manAnd then he was raped to death by KING TRUMP in the washroom when he went to take a leak and nobody heard from him ever again
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2023-05-09 at 6:06 PM UTC in Prison planet/humans are not native to earth theoriesA baseless theory*
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2023-05-09 at 6:05 PM UTC in Don't listen to non coffee drinkers folx
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Grow your own..it's easy…
It's about as easy as synthesizing it from hardware store chemicals, if you have a lab and all the chemicals already and unlimited $$
I don't think the fruiting flowering stage is well suited for indoor
My question is, is the drug contained in any other part of the plant? Or only the beans? Because you can make heroin without opium PODS and you can make shitty weed oil with stems and leaf. I am familiar with the plant being a tree, i'm sure the literature on growing it is nonexistent also or not as well documented as ROUNDUP READY CORN
Black people already grow coffee so I don't think anyone starting a coffee farm anywhere will change anything. -
2023-05-09 at 5:53 PM UTC in lost pushboys
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2023-05-09 at 5:47 PM UTC in Naltrexone I start this shit this week.Do you have any urges to spree kill yet?
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2023-05-09 at 5:45 PM UTC in I need a lawyerThe other lawyers like to pop pills and do bumps of cocaine in the washroom
Meanwhile I walk into the court house fully erect after eating a handful of viagra, Security thinks i'm trying to smuggle a bazooka in my pants "Please, miss, pat me down if you must but I can't promise it won't GO OFF, it's got a hair trigger"
In the mens room I stand across from the urinal by several paces and aim my stream like a firehose at a burning ship
In the courtroom, the judges become hypnotized by the large cobra I seemingly keep concealed, hanging on my every word in fear that THE COBRA will appear out of the corner of their eye and strike
I've never lost a case folx, I've never won a case either but "A lawyer that NEVER loses" sounds pretty cool
but when you flip the card around the fine print says "loses his cool"