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  1. I want to tell truths in a coffin
  2. I want coffee in a coffin while coughin
  3. Kafka sweaty
    I've been a zombie all day just because I got 7 hours of sleep instead of 8 hours
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I stopped breathing for like 2 mins during the orgasm, chest just wouldn't raise and my hearing is off now
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Kafka sweaty
    I wanna game now but really have to cram
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Trying not to lose my shit bcus of the exams. I feel ready to jump out a window and want vodka.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if I should should try to cheat.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    I probably could, it's just that cheating takes planning. I've had my phone in the place before.
  9. What's the point in learning if you're not actually learning and just cheating
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Kafka sweaty
    If it does go badly I could probably get my GP to write a note about my current situation.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I'm usually fine if I read everything a few days prior but if there's too much material to learn and I don't have time that's the issue I'm facing and some of this stuff I'm only looking at for the first time.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    My heart is going wild, gonna try and rest tonight.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I need to think of a passcode for my phone before I flatline.
  14. Originally posted by Kafka I stopped breathing for like 2 mins during the orgasm, chest just wouldn't raise and my hearing is off now

    What the bloody hell??
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What the bloody hell??

    Wat
  16. That's nothing, I once made a girl stop breathing forever
  17. Originally posted by Ecto the plasm That's nothing, I once made a girl stop breathing forever

    Murderer.
  18. I turned her into a skellington

  19. Skelletonian.
  20. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Skelletonian.

    Nigger
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