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Posts by Ecto the plasm

  1. I like abusing drugs but holy fuck I do not need more brain damage




    Nothing can be done to avoid it. Like eating large amounts of LSD and always being high on it when you sleep, wake up, etc

    Drugs are actually pretty bad, which is why we do them. Maybe that's why society is so retarded because they don't want to risk latent psychosis triggering them into becoming hollowed ghouls of their former selves which essentially creates a global soberbrain groupthink brain machine


  2. Originally posted by Kafka Last year he tried to give me some girl's identity, said he took it bcus he could. I declined.

    What a legend! What a hero! what a dynamo with real moxy and charisma.
  3. lol this was filmed in my neighborhood
  4. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Does the slave master ask Jeeves anything?

    Jeeves is highly trained and knows exactly what he should be doing at all times

    His primary role is Sergent at Arms for supplying various whips and torture devices, all kept in a Trunk, which he can also fit in.

    Also jeeves can't speak, he has no tongue, and he's half blind, but he's a real wizard in the kitchen, even though he needs a ladder to reach most things.

  5. I don't have obsessive fantasies that consume every aspect of my life and existence.
    Your life is nothing BUT.

    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm I of course mean Dahmer who targeted mid teens and to people in their early 30's and had an obsession with gay men, black/dark skinned and doing sexy time on a corpse. I'm noticing a lot of similarities here fuys, not with anything gay.

    Forget all the gay stuff, mid teens to 30's. You constantly try to come up with hair brained schemes like coyote and roadrunner, or back out, or blorp it up somehow. It's not society, trannies, putin, The california prison system, luciano or poland.
  6. Reminds me of a certain notable person from Maulwookie, a certain gay one that has done time.

    I of course mean Dahmer who targeted mid teens and to people in their early 30's and had an obsession with gay men, black/dark skinned and doing sexy time on a corpse. I'm noticing a lot of similarities here fuys, not with anything gay.



    But definitely the obsession with fetish acts, Dahmer looked at a lot of BDSM degen erotica type bondage and books with detailed depictions of dead bodies



    and skellingtons

    Kundra’s wife, Shilpa Shetty, has defended his work saying, “It is erotica, not porn”. Nirali Bhatia, a cyber-psychologist and psychotherapist, was quoted in a newspaper as saying erotica is a form of art which emphasises the aesthetics and also the narratives around sexual themes while porn has straight-up sex meant to arouse the viewer—she cites the Khajuraho sculptures as serving an aesthetic and educational purpose, but somehow not arousing desire.

    ALSO READ: Desi Divas: Know The Top Indian Porn Stars

    One might ask, if erotica is so acceptable, why isn’t it more present in elite spaces? The desi non-elite, not-so-politically-correct world has been expressive of its sexualness—a word I use to speak of the actual experience of sex, as opposed to sexuality, the abstract evocation of sex—for a while. The B and C markets have driven the sex toy industry. Home-porn clips easily found on Twitter, under any one of many Hot Bhabi type handles, reveal all kinds of sexualness and it certainly does not appear non-consensual. There is some quick and dirty sex, there is steamy intimacy, there is foreplay, there is laughing and smiling and kissing. Perhaps when it comes to sex, we are all cheap. So why do we need this division of erotica and porn?
  7. I think next they double team a MILF at the porn mansion that sells them weed, an old 70s hippie chick.


  8. I'm not proud or feel good that I know most stuff on this list. There might still be hope for you wariat, TURN BACK NOW

    HERE BE DRAGON DIDOS
  9. Harold gets called into work at the hospital

    "Bro what am I gonna do? I can't show up to work HIGH, my life will be ruined"

    "Bro don't worry, I got your back"

    They pull up to the emergency entrance and Kumar starts perfectly playing the part of an experienced surgeon, reading his chart and even berating another doctor for doing something wrong.

    Harold pulls him aside real quick "How do you know all this?!"

    "Scrubs"

    They do the surgery, it's a success. The scene ends with a zoom in shot of them grabbing their stomachs with a hunger sound effect in realization that they have been completely sidetracked from their original goal.

    Also I think the same cop car finds them again and pulls them over but another car crashed into the cop so they just drive away.
  10. HOly shit fuys! Glee did their own original version of Pinball Wizard

    BA BE BO!, that show was highly underrated.



    She could pin my balls and sit on my face until I went deaf, dumb and blind
  11. I think they wind up at a porn mansion after that
  12. No cheating fuys.

    The opening credits do a smoke transition with a loud bong hitting noise and a Rasta weed song playing in the background

    "CHERRY IT!! CHERRY IT DUDE!"

    "FUCK!"

    "Great Kumar, our last bowl, now we gotta go out and get some more"

    They both look at each other
    ......
    MUNCHIES RUN!

    The scene transitions to them barreling down the interstate in the middle of the night with a funky country western CONVOY-esque tune

    "ShiT DUDE SHIT DUDE, COPS!!!"

    "Where I DON't SEE ANYTHING"

    "Be quiet, they just drove past us, I think they saw the red in my eyes dude"
    "Bro you're paranoid bro"

    Suddenly a heavenly gospel music plays as the two men notice a gigantic bright white illuminated whitecastle sign on a billboard, Time seems to slow down as if to remind them of their mission

    The car does a quick 180 and takes an off-ramp into Oakland, gunshots and sirens are heard in the panning shots.
  13. What about Rodney King

    Or Dr Mr. Luther, King

    Or Benjamin King, Nat King cole, Burger King, Stephen King, Lion King

    The King of Rock and Roll, Lebron James aka "King James", Donkey KONG (king) KING KOOPA

    King Cobra JFS, King Cobra brand malt liquor Larry King, King Kong, King Arthur, The Kings of Comedy, The King of Queens, Kingsford brand charcoal, Kings Quest, King of the Hill

    King of Games, Alaskan King Crabs, King of the Senior Prom. Chicken à la King
  14. "EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADIES BUT ARE ANY OF YOU THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT WHICH IS 16 IF YOU WEREN'T AWARE, COME ON I KNOW ONE OF YOU SLUTS WANTS TO TASTE GROWN MAN ASS INSTEAD OF DOG CUM"



    He screams at teenagers while high and tripping on mephedrone. You would think he would give up by now or just rape one, but he keeps trying.

    Hey wariat do you suffer from face blindness due to your autism, maybe the reason none of these girls want anything to do with you is because you got a bad reputation. Watch out for teenage girls lol, in my hood there was a few gangs that would meet older men on dating sites and did lots of blackmail/extortion or straight up tie them up and steal anything of value

  15. I personally enjoy the bumping table mechanic to cheat the ball into strategic locations while the owner tells you to knock it off

    Then you give it one last SLAM and flip them the bird on the way out
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    I thought that was a blown out pussy and I was like OOOOOOOOO

    One day...

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So Americans only need $7411.55

    Also known as 10 "Royales" (a commonwealth variant of Racks/Bands)

    Originally posted by jerryb Dang that's pretty cheap. Didn't realize that much difference between them, not to long ago CN and US about equal.

    It's mostly meaningless in practice unless you shop across the border
    One day I shall visit the famed lands of Dunkin Donuts and Ihop

  17. This gives me an idea for another romance novel

    3 nubile nubians all competing in acts of depravity and devotion to win the affection and love from the slave master, who is a BDSM guru that has a multiwhip with 4 whips and a African midget manservant named Jeeves

    But when a group of escaped slaves comes to "liberate" them and seemingly offer nothing but poverty and violence they instead opt to remain in bondage to their white masta

    IM MORE WAY THAN ONE WAY

    I am calling it "Whisper in the Cotton Fields"
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