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2018-11-03 at 10:55 PM UTC in Shopping for sex toys is hard
Originally posted by Majestic 12 : The UFO Science Task Force Imagine shopping for a computer, and they won't let you try it out.
Imagine shopping for shoes, and they won't let you try them on.
Imagine shopping for a light, and no one will even show what it looks like in use.
The thought of trying out a sex toy that someone else tried on for size, is fuq'n gross.
I'd 100% rather buy the dang thing, anyway, and just throw the thing away if it didn't fit to my liking. Who in their right mind(no sane female, anyway) would dream of doing it like a guy would!! We all know guys, are disgusting, cuz we know they wouldn't have a problem sticking their dik in a plastic rubber va-jay-jay that another dude just poked 2 min before... because they will do that chit in real life, anyways!
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2018-11-03 at 10:42 PM UTC in What Infinityshock Looks Like?
Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ weekend at Bernie's fantasy. π
OMG... I remember seeing that movie for the very first time. I was in college and was on a date with a funny guy from my psych class named, John Gitland, (not important- but just how I can remember the occasion) and we both were cracking up so hard- I think I even peepee'd a little in my panties! -
2018-11-03 at 10:38 PM UTC in What Infinityshock Looks Like?Is there a picture of the real finny? I wanna see. sorry, i didn't thumb thru all the posts.
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2018-11-03 at 3:37 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-10-31 at 1:50 PM UTC in Disclosure bullshit
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Why is the government going all the way to fake an alien narrative in an effort to unveil advances technology instead of just giving the truth that they've been working in secret on these things for hundreds of years.
Is it to hide the fact that there has been a multinational government that has ruled the world this whole time?
We've had secret advanced technology... for hundreds of years? I didn't grow up having microwaves or iPhones when I was a kid.
I'm old, but not 100yrs OLD. lol
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2018-10-31 at 1:41 PM UTC in fucking tired of doing drugsJack, every time I see your name... I wanna say: Jackrabbitslim instead
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2018-10-31 at 1:39 PM UTC in FUCK YOU
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson waving and saying sorry usually defuses road rage…I've been road ragey to people who have waved an apology and that immediately calms my ragocity….unless it's the middle finger you are waving of course.
I don't know, Jiggymon- I've had many ragers seem to get even more pissed off when I try blowing them little kisses!? -
2018-10-30 at 5 PM UTC in Do you initate conversations with strangers in public?^ lie...lies....like a rugg!!
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2018-10-30 at 4:57 PM UTC in What areas of your body do you
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2018-10-30 at 4:28 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-10-30 at 4:12 PM UTC in idahofoodbank.org
Originally posted by jerry3553 i joined a gym…place is full of anorexic women who look like olive oil and a bunch of knuckle dragging men……i am also attending a class for eating healthy for diabetics….i have averaged a loss of three lbs a week
Hey there!! Jerr, long time... big fella!
... I just can't bring myself to call you "little fella" even if you have lost all that weight! lol -
2018-10-30 at 4:08 PM UTC in Do you initate conversations with strangers in public?Well... peeps don't get "dates" by sitting at home on their potato.
Purpose: I don't want to be home "alone" sitting on MY potato!
Originally posted by Misguided Russian I thought you get dates from date palms?
What dates are you talking about? What are they, and what is their ultimate purpose?
Well, Russian ... peeps aren't gonna get any "dates" by sitting at home on their potato.
Purpose: I don't want to be home "alone" sitting on MY potato! -
2018-10-30 at 4:01 PM UTC in good genes bad genes@ bloomers. From what I remember- she's not at all that kind of fat!
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2018-10-30 at 3:55 PM UTC in Do you initate conversations with strangers in public?
Originally posted by GGG I almost never, ever do this. I may make a comment or ask a question, but I'll never sit there and try to have a conversation with somebody in public unless it's somewhere where that's to be expected (Bar, party, event, etc.)
I truly don't get people who want to do this. I don't like most people. Sure they may be kind and sweet, and great in many other ways, but that doesn't mean I want to be their friend or anything, and if I don't want to be their friend, why would I want to get to know them? I think the special short moments are so much more valuable.
Also I don't like the whole 'getting to know you' talk, which is generally where these types of things end up. If I can have a topical conversation about something then it's great. Good way to suck up knowledge from other people. But most of the time this is not the case.
thots?
I almost always do. I'm kinda a "people person" in general. Heck, I just went out for drinks with my dental hygienist. Being social... It's how you get dates and meet new peeps.
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2018-10-29 at 6:39 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?A 2019 planner, heavy whipping cream, lemons, Merlot & ricotta cheeses.
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2018-10-29 at 6:32 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-10-29 at 6:21 PM UTC in Halloween costume ideas
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2018-10-29 at 6:15 PM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
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2018-10-29 at 6:14 PM UTC in Making America Great Again Through Hard Work
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2018-10-26 at 10:22 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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