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Posts by Firekrochfatty

  1. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
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  2. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny for her vagina or perineum or asshole ?

    Haha... 😂
    Haha 😂
    .. I suppose, technically, she’ll be sewing up any vagina, perinium, or Asshole that’ll come in front of her... 🤕😷🤧

    You so funny, man!! @ your “her vagina” comment

    ...but hey, I suppose that’s why she’ll be the one laughing... HER ass off, all the way to the BANK every damn day? Yep... that chit is kinda funny, huh?!!

    Keekeekeek🌹
  3. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I prolly wouldn't go. The DH ship has sailed and sunk. No point, really in trying to reserrect any of that old wreckage.
  4. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Hey Matt. I'm getting OLD. Not your fault you couldn't recognize me. lmao :p

    OT:

    I just ordered a "practice" suture kit for my daughter on Amazon.
  5. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Thanksgiving = 1st day of the American Welfare system for the White man. No black man had anything to do with it.
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    but it is her voice I hear in my head...

  7. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Let us know next time you’re locked up matt

    I’ll put money on your commissary

    A nigga should have some little Debbie’s and bbq chips in the clink 👍🏻

    Homey, you're always so thoughtful!
  8. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    dang Matt! don't you recognize meeeeeeee?! it's Purdi....geewhiz. I'm always so forgettable, so it seems! :/
  9. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I do, very much... but I think I'm going to move, south... I'm a single lady again, so... one needs a bigger populous of male species.
  10. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    A cast iron skillet, toaster, and crock pot for my daughter who moved into her first place. I'm almost positive I'm going to move here!

    well, not to "her" place.. but to the area.
  11. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    On topic
    another "goodie" from Goldfrapp I'm listening too.



  12. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    For Teeheehee and her






    Number 1
  13. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    lmao. I'm betting you're still "one" of his, too!

    Your post made me think of a Goldfrapp song... I'll post it in the music thread for you two, Tee.
  14. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    we finally got our first Powder...

    Where's the Archie? I was gonna tell him about it... Since, he's told me he'll be out my way for a skiing trip around January, New Year time. We're spose to get more snow on Saturday. I love the Snowy weather, it's so dang beautimus.
  15. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    ^That's a Christmas Holiday kinda smell, Lala. I Love it this time of year.
  16. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Teeheehee! are you flirrting?!
    I never would have thought you'd ever stray away from the "Jigg"


    You go girl! 'bout time you live a little!
  17. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    YuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuP!
  18. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    I've had my heiney.... ah,yes... I've had mine, ya know. /angel emote goes here.
    But I'm not about to eat anybody's POOPshoot!
  19. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG What equipment do you use? Where do you shave? Do you use any creams, lotions, or oils?

    I'm Native American so I've never really had a whole lot of body hair. I didn't have to shave under my arm pits until my mid 20's. I didn't really have to shave my legs until I got preggers and even now I only generally have to shave a small section on my lower chin/calf... I've never had to shave above my knee- ever. And, none of you niggas need to know about my "firekrochfatty" that's only the bidniss of my loveHomey I'll just say, most of my body hair has always been on the top of my head, and that is very much the traditional "Native American" very thick and very straight. Native American men are 'usually' the ONLY men that look good with LONGER hair than me!
  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    tooth: Sensodyne ProNamel gentle whitening
    Atm using Shampoo/Rinse: Redken 5th Avenue NYC but also will use Pantene their new light blue shampoo/Rinse, or my go to, Dove.
    Body wash and deodorant: I like all the dove products. I use the cucumber smelling dove bar soap for my face, the Dove foam body wash, and the Dove body exfoliater jar in the shower, and Dove deodorant. In my gym bag I carry a can of the Dove body spray.
    Neutrogena body oil all over my body before pat drying
    I have a ancient family secret for keeping/caring for my face but I won't reveal it to you niggas. lol
    If I feel like taking a Spa BATH, then I use Dr. Teal's Eucalyptus Epsom Salts in my bath water, Dr. Teal's Eucalyptus & Spearmint essential oils body wash, will lastly splash Dr. Teal's Eucalyptus & Spearmint body oil and rub Teal's E&S body lotion... I love that just leaving the "Spa" smell. So clean & refreshing.
    Body by Victoria Secret's body spray for years,
    Body by Victoria Secret's perfume. (they discontinued this scent... so, I will have to find a new scent for myself after i use my Body all up.
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