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Do you initate conversations with strangers in public?

  1. #21
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    If I initiated a conversation with a stranger in public where the fk else would I be?
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  2. #22
    Occasionally.
  3. #23
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by eBagger God rarely unless I'm on a high dose of Adderall, but I must give off positive vibes or whatever vibes that scream out "HEY TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND OR JUST YOUR FAVORITE CANDY YOUR THINKING ABOUT PICKING UP"

    So when standing in line at the store I'm studying the candy and reading the energy drinks ingredients, and looking at chips as if I'm baffled by the variety and deeply concerned that I might make the wrong decision (shh guys not actually planning on buying the shit)

    And people STILL end up saying something to me

    So yeah I kinda turned this into a strangers initiate conversation with me, with me trying to avoid initiating conversation for most occasions unless they give off a particularly friendly or vibe or like their old and lonely or something.

    EDIT:



    I think depending on the amount of time spent, it might either be you, your keen eye of as people getting more comfortable around you letting loose more of their "real" selves, and the fact that there is quite a large number of shitheads out there.

    So maybe your a good dude with good judgement. Or your just a narcissist asshole who gets to thinkin he's too cool to hangout with his friends

    HAH you only like to talk to people at partys, events, bars. Thats the worst place to initiate conversation because you hafta yell and half the time misunderstanding and I try and not breathe on people when I talk I like suck in or look away while making occaisional eye contact but when yelling at a bar or something I just think I'm breathing my air/bad breath on this person hah try initiating strangers at church or salvation army or wal mart where its still kinda got that party vibe but its alot quieter

    Lol people have said this. 'what you're too cool to go?'

    I usually say yeah, because saying 'i like you less now that i know you better' is pretty harsh.

    I talk to people everywhere if it's not retarded to do so. But I don't start conversations. Big difference you know?
  4. #24
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    No, never.
    I rarely start conversations with ppl I know.
  5. #25
    Walking in the park at the weekends people seem obligated to speak to you

    "Lovely day!"

    "Morning!"

    "Only 4 more laps to go then it's off to Starbucks for my pumpkin spiced latte! haha!"

    ..and other bullshit.
  6. #26
    Yeah I initiate conversation.

    One time I was moving furniture into an apartment some floors up with an elevator. I have bunch of shit staged by the elevator in the lobby, I have shit on a hand truck ready to run in super quick and load up the elevator before it starts beeping and closes. Typical shit ya?

    Then some fat American walks up huffing and puffing, red in the face, sweating. Why was he wearing fleece in the summer? To hide the fat? He had a beard. I heard American B0is grow beards to hide their double chins.

    The heifer stands next to me, with a stupid look/ smile on his face. While I wait for the elevator, I ask him: "what floor you go to?", he says 3. I ask if he minds taking the stairs (People are clearly working here, moving heavy shit many floors up, 3rd floor aint shit). He tells me that he would PREFER to take the elevator. So I look at his gut and then his face, and I tell him that he could really use taking the stairs. He still PREFERS to take the elevator. I tell em ye ok fatty, the winter is coming soon, you need to hibernate to get more insulation. Ok so I let him take the elevator while I waited. I will wait if I'm paid for it.

    WHen the elevator is loaded and I'm going up, some literal homo walks in. So I tell him that he has a rude fat fuck as a neighbor on the 3rd floor, and tell him the story. He said "its RUDE to tell people they can use some stairs". Why did I expect anything different in a neighborhood known for its homosexual problem?

    According to these Ameritards I'm rude, etc. But these cunts are wrong, give me a rifle I will teach them how to live properly. People come visit me from Russia and Ukraine, and when we drive around the city they literally take pictures of people and send to friends back home to laugh at. There are very few people in my city, my niggas, they are less than animals. Less than dirt from beneath my finger nails.
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  7. #27
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um.
  8. #28
    Why couldn't you have carried your shit up the stairs? That's what they do in mother Russia where elevators are a luxury item.

    The fatty and faggot pay for that elevator...so obviously they want to get use out of it.
  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitfyi Everyone uses me, lies to me or steels from me. When anyone needs hell I'm the first to jump, when the tables are turned I'm the first to get jumped on. Go figure




    Would I lie to you...

    just to get in your pants?

    HELL YEAH ! ! !
  10. #30
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Technologist I don’t know what it is about me, but people start these conversations with me. Does it say talk to me on my forehead? It doesn’t really bother me, but if I’m walking away from you, don’t keep following me.



    I'll call you tonight.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why couldn't you have carried your shit up the stairs? That's what they do in mother Russia where elevators are a luxury item.

    The fatty and faggot pay for that elevator…so obviously they want to get use out of it.

    Ok. If I ever have to move you to an apartment on a high floor, I will use the stairs. It will take a lot longer, and I will also charge $2 per stair. Oh and all of your shit is legally mine until you pay the bill.

    Also in Russia:

    1) they move their shit by themselves, the moving industry is not as prevalent as here
    2) they don't hoard 50 tons worth of bullshit that they never even use
    3) they're not faggots
    4) they probably prefer the stairs anyway, as the elevators (which every building with more than 5 floors has) are often subject to nasty vandalism
    5) They sometimes deliver furniture and appliance through balcony windows with use of a crane or a hoist and a jacked up car minus one tire.

    Now what.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Ok. If I ever have to move you to an apartment on a high floor, I will use the stairs. It will take a lot longer, and I will also charge $2 per stair. Oh and all of your shit is legally mine until you pay the bill.

    Also in Russia:

    1) they move their shit by themselves, the moving industry is not as prevalent as here
    2) they don't hoard 50 tons worth of bullshit that they never even use
    3) they're not faggots
    4) they probably prefer the stairs anyway, as the elevators (which every building with more than 5 floors has) are often subject to nasty vandalism
    5) They sometimes deliver furniture and appliance through balcony windows with use of a crane or a hoist and a jacked up car minus one tire.

    Now what.

    Well I'm not one to use a moving company...I just go to the day labor pickup and get a couple of illegal Mexicans. Pay them $50 and buy them lunch (and would make them take the stairs).
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I'm not one to use a moving company…I just go to the day labor pickup and get a couple of illegal Mexicans. Pay them $50 and buy them lunch (and would make them take the stairs).

    You must not like your property very much if you trust those home depot spics with it, especially on stairs.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian You must not like your property very much if you trust those home depot spics with it, especially on stairs.

    Umm I'd trust a moving company even less with it! The only difference is you pay 6x the price of the illegals.

    Used those brown fuckers plenty of times and they always do a great job. They know you'll call ICE on them if they piss you off.
  15. #35
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Build that wall...

    and make Boo pay a living wage.
  16. #36
    ..and make STL1 pay $5 for a lb of tomatoes.
  17. #37
    One of the advantages of living in Texas, the illegal brown folk.

    Cheap illegal maid - CHECK
    Cheap day laborers - CHECK
    Cheap lawn care services - CHECK
    being called "AYEEEEE PAPI" by filthy young whores - CHECK
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Umm I'd trust a moving company even less with it! The only difference is you pay 6x the price of the illegals.

    Used those brown fuckers plenty of times and they always do a great job. They know you'll call ICE on them if they piss you off.

    Thats silly. If I pay someone to move my shit (I won't), then I will rather pay someone who does only that every day, as opposed to someone who doesn't.

    You know how easy it is to fuck a whole house with a large couch or dresser? Especially if stairs are involved? You can fuck the walls, floor, ceiling, railings, any lamps that may be hanging. You can fuck the furniture too. Obviously boxes and small shit is easy to move.
  19. #39
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG I almost never, ever do this. I may make a comment or ask a question, but I'll never sit there and try to have a conversation with somebody in public unless it's somewhere where that's to be expected (Bar, party, event, etc.)

    I truly don't get people who want to do this. I don't like most people. Sure they may be kind and sweet, and great in many other ways, but that doesn't mean I want to be their friend or anything, and if I don't want to be their friend, why would I want to get to know them? I think the special short moments are so much more valuable.

    Also I don't like the whole 'getting to know you' talk, which is generally where these types of things end up. If I can have a topical conversation about something then it's great. Good way to suck up knowledge from other people. But most of the time this is not the case.

    thots?

    I almost always do. I'm kinda a "people person" in general. Heck, I just went out for drinks with my dental hygienist. Being social... It's how you get dates and meet new peeps.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty I almost always do. I'm kinda a "people person" in general. Heck, I just went out for drinks with my dental hygienist. Being social… It's how you get dates and meet new peeps.

    I thought you get dates from date palms?

    What dates are you talking about? What are they, and what is their ultimate purpose?
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