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  1. #41
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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  2. #42
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    We only use BRitish Terms for chemistry in this house that way my lab is IUPAC certified. Every other standard is American and i'm bigger than just a North American head we use GLOBAL standards invented by people like Sir Issac Newton

    It's Petrol, Kerosene, Aluminium, Sulphur, Caesium, Phenol, Ethre, Phosphorus, Methane , Sulphuric acid, Acetylene, Nitre


    Even though I spell CHECK and COLOR the American way because I am culturally not british I lean more American but for scientific terms NEVER because they are simply wrong.


    As for measurements, I just use both like a normal person. Both systems are good, everyone should use both. IT's not grammes it's GRAMS

    One day I will ship someone a yellow COLOR sulphur from CANADA and they will think i'm completely insane
  3. #43
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai In all honesty: this started life as a PM to someone who speaks Bri'ish, but I was like "nah fuck it this'd be funnier as a thread" and so I just copy-pasted it to here.

    If I've done the same before, it is also likely because I was trying to communicate with someone who'd call it petrol IRL. Also I specifically don't like saying "huffing gas" because I am autistic and it sounds like I'm talking about huffing some non-specific gaseous thing, so I'd probably default to "huffing gasoline" in conversation with you if we were talking about it. Honestly though, I dunno: my dad is from Liverpool and I grew up hearing British words/pronunciations a lot, so they feel pretty interchangeable to me - he calls it petrol and pronounces "garage" as "gare-edge".

    Don't ever dumb down your vernacular for me

    (Not that I know what that word means)

    RIP 🙏
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  4. #44
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai For as much shit as I gave my dad about "aluminium" and his other Britishisms when I was a child, I am eternally grateful to him for the optionality it introduced to my use of the language. It all feels ~natural to me. Probably wouldn't have half as refined a grasp of English were it not for his indirect, osmotic tutelage.

    My British friend says "VITamin C" instead of vightamin and I always laugh so he's taken to calling it "vit C" which sounds cooler but It's kinda funny because it doesn't seem like organic slang. I get hepatitis C got shortened to hep C so Mayb it works
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  5. #45
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    lol vitimins
  6. #46
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sudo Don't ever dumb down your vernacular for me

    (Not that I know what that word means)

    RIP 🙏

    It's not so much a dumbing down thing as it is... just using the words I think people expect to hear? It's basically "code switching", except I'm white and so are you. I dunno. There's a bunch of different ways of speaking and I don't know if any of them are dumber than the others. AAVE and Southern dialects/accents seem to get a lot of flak for being 'dumb' I guess, but I just see them as options. 🤷‍♀️
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  7. #47
    Originally posted by Meikai It's not so much a dumbing down thing as it is… just using the words I think people expect to hear? It's basically "code switching", except I'm white and so are you. I dunno. There's a bunch of different ways of speaking and I don't know if any of them are dumber than the others. AAVE and Southern dialects/accents seem to get a lot of flak for being 'dumb' I guess, but I just see them as options. 🤷‍♀️

    What's code switching is that how I say I HURRRRD DAT when I'm eating oxtail my Black Peeps
  8. #48
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 What's code switching is that how I say I HURRRRD DAT when I'm eating oxtail my Black Peeps

    Yeah, although code switching seems like an inherently political/ideological framing that - to my limited understanding - excludes white people code switching to sound more like minorities. That's just a microaggression or something.

    But yeah, if we get rid of the political garbage and just take the useful parts of the term, that's code switching.
  9. #49
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Only Canadians can know and understand toques. If you have to look up what it means YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US

    that's the difference when a british or australian person comes here they always don't know what a toque is or the word is just too jarring for them for some reason even though it's french and they spell all their words like retardes anyways
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  10. #50
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I put a toque on a goose
    Press 2 for French is what I choose
    I put some syrup on a moose
    Doot doodle oot doo
































































    Doot Doot!
  11. #51
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    EES GOT DAT 'EPPATIGHTEE

    BEEN ROGERIN 'IS BOLLOCKS N SHARIN SHARP RIGGIN TIPS WHILST SMASHIN SKAG WIT DA BIRDS IN STAFFORDSHIRE I RECKN
  12. #52
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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  13. #53
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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  14. #54
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by mashlehash



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  15. #55
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by totse2118 WE CALL IT PETROL IN THIS HOUSE

  16. #56
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Do you want to be my girlfriend? -Tortilla+
  17. #57
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by totse2118


    This music kicks ass
  18. #58
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    19 TINI 5 LAY THESE BITCHES DOWN

  19. #59
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Ghost
  20. #60
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Ghost damn these are fucking EVIL. No way this is fake just look at these, gotta be demonic energy involved somehow.
    I started looking at these a while ago for art inspiration because they are wild as hell and I can't stop looking at them
    my computer crashed which hasn't happened since I started doing tek.

    These album covers have way too much color or something , it yeeted my graphics CHIP. Also staring at them fucked up my vision and now everything looks like the art ive been making, thats how i see reality
    the fuck



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