Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
rome is the cradle of western civilization.
stay away from the cradle
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2018-11-22 at 3:05 AM UTC
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Single paragraph stories.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
once upon a time there was an angry man who lived in a castle on a hill who hated everyone and only ate potatoes. It infuriated him that he couldn't grow potatoes in his castle and had to interact with the villagers. One day he decided he was going to grow potatoes on his rooftop so he would never have to leave his castle. He grew the greenest potatoes you ever saw and when he took a bite he immediately died from solanine poisoning. He also molested children and kept them in the dungeon so he couldn't grow them down there. When he died one used his toenail to pick the lock and freed the rest of them and they all danced on his corpse and went to expensive medieval therapists who helped them work through their trauma. They also got a settlement from the village. The end
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2018-11-19 at 7:20 PM UTC
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
once upon a time there was a hunter in the woods. he was out hunting around when he happened upon a family of deer drinking at a stream. He got in position to take the shot and hesitated for a moment contemplating how he could reload and kill the whole family. All of a sudden he was gored from behind by a 12 point buck who pooped round shit on his corpse. His body eventually biodegraded and fertilized the grass that the deer ate. Circle of life. The end
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2018-11-21 at 11:48 AM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
No but close he was an American Indian.
lol fucking drunk natives
you were all fulla piss n vinegar earlier and likely still riding high after your victory beating up the substitute bartender.
Now you got thumped by a native and natives are typically really sloppy drunks who get really chinky eyed and smiley when they're drunk, likely as a reaction to the sugar in alcohol
all I'm saying is it was your fault and there's really no such thing as a sucker punch when you say cash me ousside come the fuck on mmq you know this. Did you expect Queensbury rules with a drunk native at a bar?
I have no sympathy for you and I hope he followed you home and from now on May or may not be always watching you
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2018-11-21 at 12:59 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'm far from skinny. I'm over 6 feet tall and over 200 pounds. I worked loss prevention at K-Mart for 10 years. Can you just imagine the number of fights I've been in, and how many different kinds of people I've went up against? Cops, body builders, martial arts experts, ambassadors, internal employees, crazy people, huge people, drugged-out people, every kind of person imaginable. I've made over 5,000 apprehensions, and do you really think most people just along quietly? Not a chance. Most people do not go quietly. Add to that, you are working gangs and professional lifters in groups, so it's often just me against all them out in the parking lot. I've been dragged from cars, mobbed, ambushed, everything imaginable. The likes of you wouldn't last half a minute with the likes of me.
oh my god this is the cringiest load of bullshit I've ever read. I wish we had signatures on this site.
Spectral you are officially saddest old man on the internet. You literally feel the need to lie to strangers and that's fucking sad. You do it over and over again and it's really weird, just say you used to be a K Mart security guard like a normal person instead of typing a huge load of cringey bullshit.
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2018-11-21 at 12:42 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I could take any one of you with one arm tied up behind my back.
you're literally 60 and skinny and likely very unhealthy. You also feel the need to mention this on the internet without provocation which obviously means you're extremely weak and trying to compensate for the own weakness and lack of control you feel in your life. You also don't even drive a car or have anything to show for your 60+ years on the planet. You have lost at life, game over
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2018-11-21 at 12:32 PM UTC
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I just got my ass kicked
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by -SpectraL
I've been in hundreds of fights in my life and never lost. I did have one guy who wouldn't go down no matter how many shots to the head he took, so I finally gave up, and I had another guy who I knocked out so bad the whites of his eyes were showing, but didn't finish off (because I made the mistake of feeling sorry for the idiot), then ten minutes later he snuck up behind me and sucker punched me in the side of the head, whereupon I did finish him off, but never lost a fight yet.
you're pathetic spectral. You're such an immature liar for a sad old man
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2018-11-21 at 3:44 AM UTC
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Where on Earth is Sploo?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
Is Sudo your daughter?
This is an uncharacteristically mean post for you. Mostly towards me by comparing me to her abominable behemoth of a daughter
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2018-11-21 at 2:45 AM UTC
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Where on Earth is Sploo?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Zanick
His uncomfortably naked photos are the closest I've come to viewing child pornography. I hope he's okay, if not also humbled by his academic life.
what do you mean humbled by his academic life? I think he went to summer school once, that's probably the extent of it besides taking IQ tests over and over again to prove he might be above average intelligence with below average social, reasoning and emotional skills.
He said he was rage quitting this website and will probably be back in a couple weeks. I hope he found something good to do with his life. He seems to have been on a downward spiral and full of gay negativity of the worst kind. It makes him look so stupid, it's hard to imagine anyone IRL recognizing he is slightly above average in terms of useless intelligence.
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2018-11-20 at 4:17 PM UTC
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I dont understand unions
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
read title as "I don't understand onions"
and yes they can but that requires a shitload of time and money. Unions really have power in specialized, time sensitive positions
what are you waiting for from Canada post?
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
who is lanny jealous of besides whoever is banging HTS?
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2018-11-19 at 2:47 PM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by WellHung
Mr. Bachelor's degree in psychology… please post a link proving the aforementioned 90% assertation u made… declaring your credentials online doesn't give you any credibility in my eyes… and you have yet to do anything to earn it.🤔
This was a 3 cringer
This is a thread about a guys mom dying and you're making it so cringey and pathetic shes going to haunt the fuck out of you
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2018-11-19 at 3:35 PM UTC
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So, my mom passed tonight.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
every one stop posting immediately. It's so fucking cringey you should all be ashamed. You are disgusting and pathetic and your posts are sadder and more depressing than 5 matriarchal generations dying in a single school bus crash. kill yourselves
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
most girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've actually "pimped" out girls before and it's really, really not a great life. I would put their ads up and drive them to outcalls and stay close by for incalls. It's all drugs and crying and not worth it. Sometimes they will be busy as fuck and make 1k in a night but fuck, then at 5am you're doing coke with them and they're telling you how they were molested by their mom's boyfriend and their baby daddy used to beat them and they're blowing your buzz making you empathize with a sweaty makeuped whore.
All the time it takes them to get dressed up just to blow some stranger, it really is a depressing life. The naive illusions you people have in this thread are pathetic, especially Zanick as usual. Prostitution is a necessary vocation but it's shitty and depressing and the girls who get into it are broken and heartless. It's not good for a girl who's been mistreated to be offering her body for money. I never hit a prostitute but I did pull a knife when I was all fucked up.
Every prostitute just really wants to forget or gain a better understanding of what they're trying to forget. It's like they're apathetic to the world and their place as a pawn in it. You faggots are literally romantisizing that.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by gadzooks
Also, wtf? You're trying to play white knight here and yet you call them whores?
I'm thoroughly confused as to what you're driving at here.
I dunno, it just seemed really cucky. I think prostitution should be government regulated and the benefits would be ridiculous
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by gadzooks
ZOMG, HIGH ALERT! DEFCON 5! WE HAVE A THREAT IN OUR MIDST.
Lol, just playin'. You must get a lot of gruff from people on here though.
I don't know how I would handle being Muslim or a minority or trans or anything like that on the Internet these days.
M.A.G.A., amiright?
Anyway, I can relate to being around shitty people and not being fully able to make your way out of the crab bucket.
I've found that the more people I talk to, the more acquaintances I make, and the more acquaintances I make, the more like-minded people I find myself surrounded by.
I don't really care. With people IRL finding out it'll usually start with them saying something about pigs and I'll suck my teeth like a jiggaboo and say I don't eat swine and they'll ask if I'm jedi because I'm white and I'll tell them I'm Muslim and list off a plethora of reasons why they shouldn't eat pork and they'll actually look like they're thinking about it then protest that bacon tastes good and I'll feel like Samuel L Jackson in the end of pulp fiction.
I just hope my life gets better in about 3 months, that's all I'm working towards
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2018-11-16 at 3:51 AM UTC
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Meth vs Crack
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by gadzooks
I spent $300 on crack today alone.
I might have to re-evaluate my life.
that's not that much really. I mean that's pretty typical for a crackhead, that's just a warm up. Money is useless while smoking crack. I remember burning weed just for the ashes because we were too paranoid to go to the store and couldn't miss a toke. People get $100 cab rides just to get $40 worth of crack which is actually $20 worth. It's a drug where you expect to always be ripped off on weight because nothing about it is legit. Every crackhead lies and cannot be trusted. It's disgusting and you're a disgusting person. I wish I had your grandmother's phone number I'd snitch right on you and show her all your posts
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
fact: every time you do a marijuana you become more gayer
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this would be a great time for infinityshock to say something racist but alas he has killed himself and we are all better for it
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