Originally posted by DietPiano
He was definitely smoking krek. I figured that out after I started smoking krek
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my wife's bull is HIV positive. i've been ROCK hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. my wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!
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We had chicken wars too but they were on these balance beams at the playground. Basically just whoever got knocked off the beam first was the loser. I battled Juan one time and I slipped awkwardly and bashed my head open on the balance beam and bled everywhere, got to get a bunch of stitches. I didnt cry though.
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2019-12-04 at 5:02 AM UTC
in
He was a sk8er boy
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So back in my tagging years.
I wasn't good but quantity over quality really gave me a reputation. A gang of us were walking home or to some party or something. I pull out some cans and draw a big t-rex dinosaur with a dolphin fin and some fish gills then add my real name to the bottom. It was on the side of a guys garage. I feel bad about that now. I feel worse when I did a goatse on some guys fence.
Anyways, the next day I realized how stupid it was and wanted to spray over my name. I was broke and the girl I was madly in love with was going to swing by my place and give me a can. I was sewing a patch onto the back of a coat I stole from a hipster who got kicked out of a party. The guy throwing the party posted it on facebook and a ton of underage kids showed up. He designated me to kick them out because I'm an asshole right?
So the girl I wanted shows up to bring the paint. I show her how I'm retarded and sewed through both layers of the coat. Front and back. She laughs and we hang out for a bit. Looking back I could've easily gotten that chick but such is life. I'm with someone else who I love dearly and I don't want some dumb hippy chick grabbing my shit anymore.
So I have the can of paint and am going to try to cover my name. I get there and the spray nozzle doesn't work. Fuck. In my infinite wisdom I decide my best bet is to stab the can with my knife and try to aim it where I want. I kinda just blasted this guys garage some more and nothing really got done.
I know Poast has a picture of my work. I'll see if I can get it.
And this girl I totally saw myself with a life with? One time it was just me and her at her place, drinking. I was too much of a pussy to pick up any of the vibes and left like a loser. I'm glad I didn't because knowing me, I'm such a pussy I would have stayed with a hippy chick wanting to be 24 forever.
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2019-12-04 at 4:36 AM UTC
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made a fuckin soup took pics
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lol kosher salt
I fucking knew it
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I've drawn up plans for a cannon that fires frozen energy drink cans in the past, partially because it'd be fucking hilarious to be in a civil war- or police siege-type situation and brain someone with a can of red bull.
"it gives you fuckin' wings!"
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2019-12-04 at 4:13 AM UTC
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He was a sk8er boy
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Originally posted by Sudo
Edward Snowden is a tr8r boi
b8r boi
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2019-12-04 at 4:07 AM UTC
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He was a sk8er boy
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
Essentially, what you must do is, get either a blank firing gun or a rubber bullet firing gun, and covert it to fire real bullets.
I don't know how easy it is to get live ammo where you live (I used to find live ammo in the school playground and central bus station where I used to live, that conscripts would inevitably lose as they fall out of their spare mags taped to the inserted mags in their rifles while they run to catch the train/bus).
Worse case scenario, you modify rubber/blank rounds to fire regular bullets. You might have to get creative, but this is doable and this is a fact; I know people in Russia (where live fire handguns are illegal) who have done this for the lulz.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Ramset-0-22-Caliber-Yellow-Single-Shot-Powder-Loads-100-Count-00607/100187029Your local hardware store has everything you need to make a functioning firearm. UwU
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2019-12-04 at 1:55 AM UTC
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made a fuckin soup took pics
This is precise recipe with exact measurements.
Every recipe starts with 100g of vodka. Or better yet, 150g.
Gather all necessary ingridents. Then just mix it and thow into the oven or something, recipe over.
Take your dirty whore and cut her.
Bring your dirty whore to a boil in your trash can. Wait until sCUM surfaces, remove it.
CLEAR!
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2019-12-04 at 1:19 AM UTC
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Another nigger failure
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lol, she was counting on the black vote but
A) wasn't actually black
B) presented herself as a police officer
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
You cant actually get out out of medical debt through bankruptcy lol. That and student debt.
Yes you can...medical debt is unsecured debt and along with other unsecured debt (chiefly credit cards) is the easiest debt to get out of by filing bankruptcy.
Cut/paste nigga
In Chapter 7 Bankruptcy
If you qualify for Chapter 7, your discharge will wipe out your medical bills along with most other general unsecured debts (for instance, student loans fall into this category but aren't dischargeable). There is no limit to the amount of medical debt you can discharge in Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
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Originally posted by Misguided Russian
Emo chicks, yeah. What of them?
That their fucking hott. My second gf was 17 and we had a slight argument and she went and cut herself. When I saw the cut I actually started getting a boner but I pretended that I was disgusted by that behavior
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Summarized version?
Unfortunately thatβs not possible for this post
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but time has elapsed and now she knows i'm a real OG emo kid. i have visible cutting scars from years ago and also unintentional burns and scrapes from being passed out or fucked up that a normie would probably scoff at. i'm constantly on the verge of suicide and can't sleep or eat or get enjoyment out of anything and im a wretched excuse for a junkie (who is also old (lol) and has nothing) and after a long night of listening to bedwetter and bright eyes and the used i just might come out and lose my shit one day, you catch my drift? i think she had a moment akin to that scene in fear and loathing where the normie walks in the bathroom when hes licking the hits of acid off that guys wrist (collar? wrist collar? is that what it's called?) and the normie has an existential crisis and runs home and cries because he didn't think something like that actually existed but it does and it lives down the hall from u and they're fucking TERRIFIED.
but you know they call me yung james joyce on the streets and its not for nothing. i was born with an artful soul for which the world did not have a fitting medium to convert my genius into a discipline, but i am creating that now. and you know they also say. ART IS SUPPOSED TO SCARE YOU and i've got blood in my lungs so essentially, i am a walking work of art, like my boy lil peep was (RIP lil peep, *pours out a line of ketamethamphetamine in the dirt in his memory*. i'm sorry you didn't make it peep, i wish you were here with us still to lead on the revolution. i wish it could have been riff raff instead of u. but you sparked something that now cannot be stopped and that is wonderful. i'm sure whatever incantation the beings who are watching us have decided to put you in now, it is highly advanced past our normal human capabilities. you were like the savior of gen z. the new jesus christ. a prophet in disguise. you are probably up there with the gods being totally saturated by eternal love and oneness and someday after i have completed my mission in this incantation i know we will be together in a form that i cannot understand yet.
i have a feeling there is this place you go for a while when you die. maybe it's hell. it's not permanent though. you are just put together with everyone who you hurt or who hurt you significantly and you have one last chance to sit together and you don't need to talk because you both just understand. you're freed of all the egotistical ties that held you to life or your earthly body and you see everything clearly and in that moment you care about the other people more than yourself. then a little demon looking thing brings out one sandwich, and only one of you will eat it. the one who eats the sandwich will be reincarnated as something better, or more conscious. the one who does not eat the sandwich gets a point for moving down a consciousness level. This process is repeated with everyone and at the end you have a score that determines how you will reincarnate.
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2019-12-03 at 5:56 PM UTC
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
"following me around"
Anyone else notice how many of the DH refugees are just total victims
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2019-12-03 at 5:34 PM UTC
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"following me around"
Anyone else notice how many of the DH refugees are just total victims
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The red pill on climate change is that the logical way to address CO2 emissions is by cutting off CO2 supply at the source.
That means tapping oil wells and closing coal mines.
$100 a litre petrol will solve climate change.
Tackling CO2 emissions by hassling people about their driving habits is like trying to keep 8 billion hungry slugs from eating your cabbage crop by talking to them.
It just won't work and you are stupid.
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Lanny do you have loicence for this website?
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