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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see I'm not gonna help you any further.

    I have had face to face contact with Hezbollah, the Iranian foreign ministry and received gifts and favor from the CIA.

    You are so rude and obnoxious.

    We are not friends. We never will be.

    Then piss off. Literally no one is interested in your 007 larp'ing.

    You would have to be born yesterday to give an ounce of credit to whatever the fuck your shtick is.
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I haven't found any reliable information on the missile strikes' damage yet. The launches started at the exact time Soleimani was killed and ended when his body was buried. Both the US and Iraqi security forces are reporting no casualties so far. The al-Assad base is large and US forces are currently in the process of being moved to 'safer' regions so it's possible only material damage occurred,

    It's important to keep a wide view too, this is not just about the US and Iran - Iraqi PMUs have announced their own anti-US operation, and both al-Sadr and several prominent Sunni Imams have made speeches declaring that the Sunni and Shiite should work together to push the US out, politically, militarily or otherwise.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dakota Magic Casino on the ND/SD border. Then we can head up to the Chahinkapa Zoo.

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    🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
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  4. I’m gonna go overdose on birth control.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Next time you get hammered and piss off the local Yee Haws, use your phone and download puffin browser to let you onto ezcapechat bltcforever

    Eh, I'm too lazy. Thank you though

    Thank you
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  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Weird shit in Bay Area News though in other state

    Kentucky man accused of skinning neighbors’ pets to make β€˜doggy coat’

    FLOYD COUNTY, Ky. (WCMH) β€” A Kentucky man is facing animal cruelty charges after police say he skinned four dogs belonging to his neighbors to make a β€˜doggy coat.’

    Kentucky State Police were called to a home in David, Kentucky on December 23 after a neighbor called police, WLEX reported.

    The neighbor told officers his neighbor, Jonathan D. Watkins, came to his home and asked for a cigarette. The neighbor told police Watkins was covered in blood.

    When asked about the blood, the neighbor said Watkins said, β€œI’ve been skinning dogs.”

    The neighbor told police he didn’t believe Watkins at first. Later in the day, he said he saw what appeared to be animal skins and dog carcasses on his porch.

    He said two of his dogs were missing and he believed two dogs belonging to another neighbor were also missing, WKYT reported.

    When an officer asked him about the blood, an arrest citation said Watkins responded, β€œI’m making myself a doggy coat.”

    Police said he admitted to using a knife to kill the dogs.

    β€œYes, there isn’t anything wrong with me making myself a fur coat,” Watkins said, according to the arrest report.

    Watkins was arrested and booked at the Floyd County Detention Center. He’s charged with four counts of torture of a dog/cat with serious physical injury/death, according to the Courier Journal. He’s facing between one and five years in prison.


    I'd love ten minutes and a sharp knife alone with this bag of worthless shit. It would give me great pleasure, and I'd be quite imaginative.
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  7. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Cheyes God I love how they keep naming these weapons of medium destruction after biblical things

    The people who name them have to gushing wet with irony

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  8. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra IRON DOME is a joke, it managed to stop like 2% of the shitty homemade HAMAS missiles during CAST LEAD, and the only time it's ever worked at all was with a US AEGIS-ONSHORE unit controlling it. It's unlikely to fare well against the spastic number of 'modern' rockets that Iran and Hezbullah have been stockpiling.

    Last year or so they invited a Russian diplomat to demo their new DAVID'S SLING ABM system; they tried to intercept missiles that the SAA had launched against ISIS positions near the Golan and failed miserably.

    God I love how they keep naming these weapons of medium destruction after biblical things

    The people who name them have to gushing wet with irony
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  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra Besides, those interceptors are based on PATRIOT missiles so I assume they have a similar price tag… of $800k per unit fired.

    How much of that is amortised R+D cost tho?

    And if the Iranians did start hitting Israel heavily, what is to stop Israel just nuking Iranian cities? I mean they were loading their nukes onto planes to hit Arab capital cities back in 1973.
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  10. Add some oil of choice to a pan. I used two pans to hurry the fuck up. The tits should not be swimming in oil, just enough to cook them well.



    Cook until bottom side is brown, then flip, etc.



    Watch the shit stack.



    Keep watching it stack, eat some on the go.

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  11. Cut your onions and garlic. A food processor helps here because unlike the chicken, you want the veggies to be cut as thin as possible.



    Throw your processed veggies into the fucking tits along with whatever spices/salt you want.



    Throw in the mayo and the eggs. Tell it to stay still while you stir or else.



    Stir the fuck out of the tits/spices/mayo/eggs, then add flour and stir again. Add enough flour till the tit mix is sticky and not at all fluid.



    All mixed up.

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  12. This is a fast and basic recipe to whip up some shit real quick in that small window of time you have in between shit you have to do.

    Ingredients are minimal: Chicken breast, one egg per 2 breasts, table spoon of mayo per breast, half an onion per 2 breasts, some garlic, flour, and whatever salt/spices you want, a good chopping tool (I used a tomahawk), and a pistol to make sure everything goes smoothly.



    Tell your whore of a bottle to give it up. This is a basic need for every recipe, period.



    Cut your chicken tits into thin fillets, then cut them lengthwise.



    Chop your slut chicken tits into cubes.



    Get your chopping tool and chop the fuck out of your shit until its almost ground. Repeat for as many cicken tits as you require.

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  13. too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman
    Life is looking pretty bleak.

    You have your 9-5. It could be school. It could be work. There is something that takes your day from you.

    Then there is your outside 9-5. It's probably spent showering, sleeping, watching Netflix, doing homework, washing the dishes and eating dinner.

    That's your Monday to Friday.

    Then outside of that you need to find ways to alleviate boredom or give your life meaning. Your weekend.

    This could be television, video games, going out, reading books, ancient Rome etc. Church. Sports fans. Politics.

    All of these things are generally stimulating your mind. You're not doing anything. You're not involved in any of it. You're not living a life. You're sitting on your ass. You're deluded in to thinking that you're really doing anything. You watch a movie and talk about it later. You relate to it. Your life has never been like this. You say motherfucker and flash hand signs in photos. You and your friends delude each other this is your scene. It makes you feel better. This is the condition of the human race. If you don't believe me look at international students. Especially Indian and Asian. They are so "black" in their fashion. Their mannerisms are so fake. They come to the west to fit in and be this. One look at them screams PHONY WANNABE. But this doesn't crossover and allow you to see society in itself as being inauthentic. You go to the club once a month or less and think you relate to teen movies where there's a kegger every five minutes. Why?

    "See the game on Sunday?"

    This is bad enough.

    And now this website.

    There is nothing of substance here. There is a lot of trolling. There is a lot of time wasting. There is not much of anything.

    I feel as though I am going to look back on a wasted life if i stay here too long. This community offers nothing. It doesn't even have a sense of community. It's okay to feel socially engaged looking at pixels on the screen, but the kind of social exchange that occurs here is very weak. It is not intellectually stimulating. It is not friendly.

    I am not going to happily look back on my life and feel that this was a good investment of my time. Time I will never get back.

    I will be leaving soon. I don't want my life to be consumed by nothingness.
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    His coffin has only three sides.
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  15. recently i started working with this guy who seems kind of like a normie but also weird as fuck and the first time i met him i was possibly a lil delusional and i thought for sure this dudes tweaking because he's like 40 and said he spent a bunch of time basically homeless but traveling around the country and then ended up working at some horse show or something like that for a decade before coming back. because i initially perceived him as such a weirdo i immediately started trying to figure out what kind of music he listens to so i kept playing things like primus and asking him if he like certain bands or styles of music but nothing i brought up he actually liked. he likes some weird indie shit though that he played and it was alright.

    anyways so it was sort of antagonizing me because i have no way to understand this type of person so i kept asking him if he likes certain music for 3 weeks straight and annoyed the shit out of him to the point i can tell he doesn't like me (but who needs ppl with shit taste anyways lol) but yesterday i figured he probably likes modest mouse because he kind of seems like someone who would be around indie rednecks or something and modest mouse is objectively good so i asked him and he said he not only does not like modest mouse, he DISLIKES THEM. like he thinks they're shit, which i cannot understand at all. i could understand someone saying they just don't like them or don't listen to them because they do have kind of a weird sound, but i don't think i've met anyone else ever in my life who is just like "yea that band sucks"

    so finally i just did what i always do when someone doesn't like me and pretended to not even notice and just be obnoxiously friendly and just was like "well since our music tastes seem to be mutually exclusive we should start a band together and make a style of music the world has never heard before" and hes just like "uhh..yea.." lmao

    but yea if you think modest mouse isn't talented it just means you have shit taste


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  16. Originally posted by Octavian The dowmside is the night never ends and when done alone I found myself watching cream pie videos for hours if not days. That must have done some damage to my brain in a sexual way albeit I feel fine somewhat now.

    I don't watch porn but it sure as hell is better off your head on coke, sex too!


    I take prescription amphetamine so binge watching porn is basically a huge part of my life. If there's a way to sexually damage your brain from overexposure to it then I'm surely fucked by now. Never really been a creampie kind of guy but I'd say that's probably pretty vanilla compared to what I find myself pulling up.
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo didnt read but I did thank because cold fresh milk in the pen gives me feels. I was in one where you would get 2 small cartons a day and I would buy peoples milk or if they owed me money would take it. At another it was only fucking powdered milk and it was the most inhumane shit imaginable. I literally have ptsd from it

    Full fat milk is the best. The cows in Scotland produce the tastiest milk I've had.
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I cannot think of anything better. Can you? Listen at 30:35 in:

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  19. Octavian motherfucker
    I have a son who I can't see cause his mother is a complete bitch. I will be in his life regardless of what she says or plans to do to prevent that. I have no convictions or anything pertaining to domestic battery etc, so she has fuck all against me in a court of law.
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  20. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    having constant untreated anxiety is bad for my mental state its easy to start thinking everyone hates me and it's hard to be emotionally vulnerable to someone when you think they hate you even if it's a false belief only caused by an anxiety disorder

    if it wasn't for that I would probably be normal for the most part
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