Drunk Texting a Terrible Guilty crime of mine

1. 2023-12-02 at 10:21 AM UTC

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   Third Temple African Astronaut
   A Crime of laughing at a horrible event of something only Mayo peeps do
   
   Why do White people keep putting themselves into this predicament. I mean LMFAO at the graphics of a news article.
   How can I not laugh at this but it's a fucked up way for white people (or anyone) to die.
   
   White people, stop crawling into tight spaces for fuck sakes
   
   
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   • Sudo
2. 2023-12-02 at 10:45 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Lol man died with blood pissing out his eye holes in a dark cave upside down.
3. 2023-12-02 at 2:46 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Nutty Putty Cave.
   Sad they had to fill it full of concrete because of dumbasses.
4. 2023-12-02 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Instigator Lol man died with blood pissing out his eye holes in a dark cave upside down.

   
   Yeah...they tried pulling him out but when the rope broke the tension launched him in even deeper and killed him
5. 2023-12-02 at 3:01 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   That's fucked up, don't laugh at our fellow Brothers-In-Mayo like that , broom
6. 2023-12-02 at 3:27 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   the youtube algos are fucking wild. i shouldn't know about nutty putty.
   
   but i do, because youtube made scronny watch a video about it. and don't even pretend you made this thread for some other reason.
   
   cavers/spelunkers are insane people and their videos make me angry.
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7. 2023-12-02 at 3:28 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   also lol lmao him and saddam hussein would get along well i think
   
   
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8. 2023-12-02 at 4:15 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i drunk fuck
9. 2023-12-02 at 4:18 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Meikai also lol lmao him and saddam hussein would get along well i think
   
   

   
   They should have just dropped down a satchel charge and sealed him in. Would have saved all that money in trial costs. And burial
10. 2023-12-02 at 8:17 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That's fucked up, don't laugh at our fellow Brothers-In-Mayo like that , broom

    
    I was feeling for him but laughing at the graphics of it. it's just so SNL sketch looking
11. 2023-12-02 at 8:21 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Meikai the youtube algos are fucking wild. i shouldn't know about nutty putty.
    
    but i do, because youtube made scronny watch a video about it. and don't even pretend you made this thread for some other reason.
    
    cavers/spelunkers are insane people and their videos make me angry.

    
    because like most people You tighten up on the sphincter everytime some fuck wad tries to slide into a tight hole like he's exploring virgin butt territory with AIDS attached to it. "NO DONT GO IN LIKE THAT"
    
    you cant shed the clothing because you would tear skin.
    they should have a super body condom that prevents ripping .some composite material with LUBE all over it but then it would be too slipper to get the fuck out. A no win situation
    I like going into tunnels and shit but im not crawling into tight spaces. another hazard is Methane gas or carbon monoxide.
12. 2023-12-02 at 8:23 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i drunk fuck

    
    you would drunk fuck your bud stuck in nutty putty?
13. 2023-12-02 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock They should have just dropped down a satchel charge and sealed him in. Would have saved all that money in trial costs. And burial

    
    trial? it was a tribal trial and a rope that dangled
14. 2023-12-03 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by Instigator Lol man died with blood pissing out his eye holes in a dark cave upside down.

    
    Wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy would you even wish this for a nonce? Not me. Not me sir. Nobody.
15. 2023-12-03 at 12:15 AM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by infinityshock Yeah…they tried pulling him out but when the rope broke the tension launched him in even deeper and killed him

    
    So how did he die exactly? Quickly or slowly?
16. 2023-12-03 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat Wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy would you even wish this for a nonce? Not me. Not me sir. Nobody.

    
    a fitting end for you would be mounted on the shaft of a well endowed stallion...ala 'mr hands'
17. 2023-12-03 at 12:28 AM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    I feel kind of shitty laughing at this when Drunk now that I'm sober. but umm I was laughing at the graphics. its just stupid looking
    
    but the actual death was harsh. R.I.P. dude :(
18. 2023-12-03 at 1:13 AM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Worse than dying of tickles? Of being tickled to death?
19. 2023-12-03 at 1:29 AM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    This is the guy?
    
    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna34157005
20. 2023-12-03 at 9:20 PM UTC

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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    yeah I wasn't laughing at his death. it's fucked up because I like to venture into tunnles and caves too. I was just laughing at the simple cartoonish graphics and I was drunk. I wouldn't laugh at shit like this. others on here might but I don't have that kind of callous persona. even drunk I was laughing at the graphics that aren't as funny sober. silly but not as funny.
    
    I'v lost 2 brothers too. and well, I wouldn't mock the family like that. some people post shit the same day and crack jokes about the unfortunate death of someone. in real time even
    
    neck yourself wariat