Posts by Sudo

2018-08-26 at 5:09 AM UTC in God Bless John McCain

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

On the list of people that need to die, John McCain was way, way down there. I'd rather Kirsten Gilibrand, Mitch McConnell or John Kennedy for senators

2018-08-26 at 5:03 AM UTC in How long can you go on Facebook without getting cancer?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Seeing people's stupid heads pop up in the corner of my phone is bad enough by 2.5 minutes of scrolling down my feed and my bones become stricken with rapidly and cumulatively multiplying cancer cells. There is no way to remedy this, following the economist and business insider, adding girls with tattoos or local businesses you may find of use; you're going to die and it's going to be painful and depressing

2018-08-26 at 3:59 AM UTC in Are more men beginning to piss the bed?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

I'm quite proud that as full blown raging as my alcoholism was I never pissed the bed. I have woken up from opiate sweats feeling like I pissed my bed and pillow as well

2018-08-26 at 3:56 AM UTC in JOHN MCCAIN IS D E A D

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

A former POW and the most staunchly principled Republican Senator died. The only people that are celebrating are the absolute worst kind of people.

2018-08-26 at 12:47 AM UTC in The merchant of venice

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by A College Professor Shakespeare is the code-name for one of Jeff Hunter's six uncharted islands. John McAfee currently lives there as one of Hunter's prisoner puppets.

+1 for John McAfee reference

2018-08-25 at 10:12 PM UTC in The merchant of venice

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by WellHung Shakespeare *used*…the dude is dead. And has been for a long time now…

R u a wizrd

2018-08-25 at 10:10 PM UTC in The merchant of venice

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by DietPiano But does it use SMILIES?!?!?!?!!?!?!

It auto corrected to smilies lol

2018-08-25 at 9:59 PM UTC in The merchant of venice

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

If you can't tell I'm kinda trashy so I don't have many people to talk about Shakespeare with

2018-08-25 at 9:58 PM UTC in The merchant of venice

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by A College Professor OOOOOOOOOhhhh my gosh I'm just gonna put this out there and I know I'll probably regret it later ( 😂😂😂 )but is there anyone else that can't hardly understand all that dry ass old english BS "heretofore, hath went and gone" schmucktalk them guys used to babble in?

It takes a second but you can understand it if you actually think of what's trying to convey. You can get Shakespeare books with modern cliff notes type things. Shakespeare uses metaphors and similes seamlessly which makes it harder to understand which is why it's used in English classes so often do to the many layers yet the direct momentum of the dialogue

2018-08-25 at 9:39 PM UTC in The merchant of venice

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, I never read a Shakespeare play that I can honestly say I enjoyed enough to read if it weren't a Shakespeare play.

I thought the film adaptation of Merchant of Venice with Jeremy Irons was enjoyable.

Macbeth had murder and witches and shit so that was kinda cool I guess

I liked Shakespeare as a kid but didn't want to admit it. As I've grown older I've learned to appreciate the incredible universality he was able to convey. 12th night was transcendent as it featured (there were all male actors at the time) a male actor playing a woman disguised as a man then having to prove it. I even like the John leguizamo and Leonardo dicap Romeo and Juliet because yes I am THAT gay.

Shakespeare is one of those things some people find boring either because they're stupid or because it's been so absorbed into culture it seems redundant. It's like watching the "are you talking to me?" Scene from taxi driver and yawning because everything else has ripped it off

Also, Mel Gibson in Hamlet was actually extremely good. I bet he wanted to play shylock

I should see the film adaptation of the merchant

2018-08-25 at 8:43 PM UTC in Im still the coolest of the old school totse members

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Your petty drunk shit is boring and lame.

2018-08-25 at 8:27 PM UTC in Trump in deep shit now

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by -SpectraL It's been already well explained to you.

Lol you are a horrible liar and a stupid old pathetic person. There is nothing about illegal aliens getting the right to vote at all

Spectral you are literally fake old, gay news

Also the conservatives are fractured lol Trudeau and the liberals are popping champagne and getting gender fluid refugee strippers

2018-08-25 at 8:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by CASPER Embrace that shit

I told my "best friend" of 15 years that I want to beat his face into pulp and rape his fat wife, and if he has any integrity, he'll take his gun, lay in the bathtub and end it.

Why the bathtub? Because it's the horizontal suicide booth?

2018-08-25 at 8:07 PM UTC in Trump in deep shit now

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by -SpectraL Name-calling - the telltale response from someone who's been beaten badly in a debate.

Lol you're objectively a pathetic old liar, every single person you interact with on and off the internet will tell you that. Tell me how lowering the time required to apply for citizenship from 4 (four) to 3 (three) is giving illegal immigrants the vote.

2018-08-25 at 7:14 PM UTC in The merchant of venice

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

How many of you anti semitic fucks have actually read it? My foreskin is at least a pound of flesh and if you tickle me I might prematurely ejaculate

Itt we discuss the works of William Shakespeare. My favorites are Macbeth, hamlet and Titus androgynously gender fluid

2018-08-25 at 7:08 PM UTC in Trump in deep shit now

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by -SpectraL He made illegal immigrants legal, using his powers, strictly to garner votes for his party. What don't you get about that? And, yes, illegals can vote. Do you really think Liberals will deny an illegal to vote just because they have no legal right to vote? Then you really need to wake up and smell the coffee. We're already wayyy beyond that point long ago.

You're such an unbelievable liar it's pathetic and disgusting. Get help you stupid pathetic old man

2018-08-25 at 7:06 PM UTC in Ukraine crashes SAM complex it 'doesn't have'

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by -SpectraL They're like whoops, now everyone knows we're a bunch of filthy, lying murderers.

You are almost as bad a liar as porky

2018-08-25 at 6:28 AM UTC in Imagine if

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Bill Krozby Imagine you take your daughter camping and you end of having sex with her in the tent that night and a storm came in and lightning came thru the tent and while you were having sex and the lightning melted your dick skin to her vagina and you were stuck together and then bear came in the tent and mauled your daughters face and she died and when the police found you with your dead daughter attached to your dick skin. You'd have a lot of explaining to do.
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Is that the only thing preventing you from fucking your daughter?

2018-08-25 at 5:57 AM UTC in Make it look like a guy is cheating on his girlfriend?

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Someone doesn't like their new stepdaddy

2018-08-25 at 5:56 AM UTC in Social experiment: love instead of fear for one whole month.

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

#yesallwomen
#enterthefriendzone
#nomoresimpsonsquotes

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