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  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Seeing people's stupid heads pop up in the corner of my phone is bad enough by 2.5 minutes of scrolling down my feed and my bones become stricken with rapidly and cumulatively multiplying cancer cells. There is no way to remedy this, following the economist and business insider, adding girls with tattoos or local businesses you may find of use; you're going to die and it's going to be painful and depressing
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  2. #2
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Zero minutes. I haven't used Facebook in over a year for good reason.
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  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Zero minutes. I haven't used Facebook in over a year for good reason.

    Every day features Facebook memory pictures of you and hydro and it's too painful to see?
  4. #4
    Enterita African Astronaut
    People share the unfunniest shit.

    LOL WHEN YOU'RE CHILLING BUT SOMEONE LOOKS AT YOU
    *looped video of a dog*

    Fucking hell. It really makes you see how retarded fucking normies are.
  5. #5
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sudo Seeing people's stupid heads pop up in the corner of my phone is bad enough by 2.5 minutes of scrolling down my feed and my bones become stricken with rapidly and cumulatively multiplying cancer cells. There is no way to remedy this, following the economist and business insider, adding girls with tattoos or local businesses you may find of use; you're going to die and it's going to be painful and depressing

    ive never been on facebook. I've heard it's for fags
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    probably like 6 min. the only reason i get on fail book is too see the stupid shit my daughters mom is posting.
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    well just checked on facebook and i think i've been shadow banned i cant pull up her page. lol
  8. #8
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    ive thought about signing up just so I can call everyone i know a nigger but honestly it i dont think anyone would even be surprised
  9. #9
    Nothing says kindred spirit like spontaneous racial slurs
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box ive thought about signing up just so I can call everyone i know a nigger but honestly it i dont think anyone would even be surprised

    sarcastic bi-sexual, i think you would actually have to friend them first.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i hate facebook when my daughter was like 2 or something i had some bitch talking shit about how my baby mammer needs to take me for all i got (what kind of shit is that she doesn't even know me) last year I ent up trying to fuck her brains out but ther was nothing in there to fuck out except her shit hole pussy. She went on about how she wanted to see me again and I told her to fuck off because of what she said about me and she apologized and just said it because she was facebook friends with my baby mammer but not actually her friend. what a cunt
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lol the word cunt is such show stopper, i remember when i was 15 or so my mom was getting hysterical about something trivial about cleaning the bathroom when that was her job considering she didn't have a real job and I was 15 and went to school and had to do homework. I got so fucking pissed off by her bull shit and went apeshit and started slamming my fist on the table yelling "Shut the fuck up you fucking cunt" almost in tears and she actually left me alone.

  13. #13
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby sarcastic bi-sexual, i think you would actually have to friend them first.

    that's the thing, I have plenty of friend's that would instantly add me. I could have a thousand friends before the day ends. thing is though, I would call them all fucking niggers and they would all deserve it. everyone that knows me would love and understand and everyone else can go suck a shotgun
  14. #14
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's the thing, I have plenty of friend's that would instantly add me. I could have a thousand friends before the day ends. thing is though, I would call them all fucking niggers and they would all deserve it. everyone that knows me would love and understand and everyone else can go suck a shotgun

    junkie
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  15. #15
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Enterita junkie

    sup fag
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's the thing, I have plenty of friend's that would instantly add me. I could have a thousand friends before the day ends. thing is though, I would call them all fucking niggers and they would all deserve it. everyone that knows me would love and understand and everyone else can go suck a shotgun

    Wow, phyoof.

    See, for a second there, I found myself worried that youd say something in an obliquely drenched in despairing and cynical antisocial, obscenely racist vernacular.

    Its good to see you're keeping your chin up.

    Hail Eris
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's the thing, I have plenty of friend's that would instantly add me. I could have a thousand friends before the day ends. thing is though, I would call them all fucking niggers and they would all deserve it. everyone that knows me would love and understand and everyone else can go suck a shotgun
    \
  18. #18
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CoosCoosOnTheLoose Wow, phyoof.

    See, for a second there, I found myself worried that youd say something in an obliquely drenched in despairing and cynical antisocial, obscenely racist vernacular.

    Its good to see you're keeping your chin up.

    Hail Eris

    you sound like a fag, you should get that checked out




    Originally posted by Bill Krozby \

    that's a pretty cute picture of daisy hogg
  19. #19
    Nah, just cause I fornicate with men, doesnt make me gay, bro.

    Its just men having sex with other men. Its a totally different thing.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
  20. #20
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CoosCoosOnTheLoose Nah, just cause I fornicate with men, doesnt make me gay, bro.

    Its just men having sex with other men. Its a totally different thing.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men

    f...a..g??
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