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2022-08-10 at 3:31 AM UTC in Fuck you dumb niggers better recognize its fralalas birthday!I hear Lanny hired some breakdancers from Dubai and taught a giant rabbit to jump out of her cake. They went sailing on a boat in the driveway of a coastal B and B and cooked wild escargot on the barbecue. They drank lots of red, white and wine of a secret color reserved only for fralas birthday and other special occasions. When Lannys boots were firmly under the bed fireworks erupted both inside and outside the room, setting the house on fire, but they feared not and lie in wait to embrace whatever fate overtook them.
The firefighters axed through their door, tossed them a couple Gatorades, gave them a wink and a gun and waltzed back out to save the other patrons of the Bed and Breakfast. They were too late, none survived so frala and Lanny had a nice peaceful and quiet morning after day broke. They sprinkled some of the ashes from those who didn't make in the ocean and headed home. A birthday is just a day and the day after a birthday is even less than that -
2022-08-10 at 3:22 AM UTC in Would you rather have a sport bike or a cool car?
Originally posted by blaster master I like crotch rockets because they're fast as shit and do whatever you tell them to. And like most jap bikes, they're pretty much bomb proof.
I've never riden a harley but I know what I'd want, a shovel head bagger.
Harleys are better on my back and better for turning. Plus they're just beautiful and evidence of God and the freedom he has bestowed upon us. I know far more people to have died and been in serious accidents on rice rockets than on harleys and proportionately more people I know ride Harleys. If you hit a pebble you're going flying on a gxsr, a harley will crush it into dust -
2022-08-10 at 2:21 AM UTC in Would you rather have a sport bike or a cool car?Cigreting, you still have sexual thoughts and desires, so why not just cut your useless Lil weiner off and become a eunuch? I read a book called "thr people's act of love" about a Russian Eunuch colony and it would suit you perfectly. You're already emasculated by men, mild, timid and useless to women, it's just a Lil bit of skin hanging there that makes you frustrated and angry. Nip your problem in the bud and get rid of it. Nobody will miss it and you'll be able to slide back and forth on the seat of your crotch rocket much easier. You have literally nothing to lose
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2022-08-10 at 12:15 AM UTC in Would you rather have a sport bike or a cool car?Cigreting likes crotch rockets because it's the only thing that will touch his tiny wenis. They honestly hurt my back and Harleys are way fucking cooler and more lovable 🥰💙💙💙❤️🔥
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2022-08-10 at 12:12 AM UTC in Would you rather have a sport bike or a cool car?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right now I'd rather have a pickup truck.
Had a GSXR1100 as a young fella me lad…that time has passed.
I literally got a gxsr1100 2 weeks ago and haven't taken it out since the first time I got it because I'm not comfortable on it like I am on my Harley. I'm gonna clean the 4 carbs then tell myself I'm comfortable now and can ride it. I wanna fix the clutch too it's a Lil fucky but I got it for a steal so it's ok. Idk anything about bike clutches tho so thinking of having a shop check it out, but the beat one is 20 min away so I wanna be comfortable enough to take it there first
So that's my gay story. It sounds andbfeels awesome but I haven't torqued it real nice yet -
2022-08-10 at 12:08 AM UTC in not all girls are the sameDegeneracy level 98: jerking off to quora answers
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2022-08-09 at 11:57 PM UTC in Pastas have no nutritional value without the paste.Explain how Rice is better
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2022-08-09 at 11:45 PM UTC in How does the Polish paedophile fund his lifestyle?The avant garde lifestyle
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2022-08-09 at 11:08 PM UTC in Drug trialThat's suspiciously good payment. Where do you find out about stuff like that? Backpage/leolist?
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2022-08-09 at 11:06 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by Incessant The local bar here is called the library so can you use less confusing examples please?
Oh man that library bar sounds too fucking cool for me, I'd stay clear of there and probably Baustin altogether because it sounds far too baus. My closest watering hole is just called "The (name of town) pub" because a name that was any cooler would confuse the locals. I like it though and they let you get away with anything there. -
2022-08-09 at 8:06 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-08-09 at 1:24 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-08-09 at 1:22 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionI'm going in a pizza shop to take a shit and pretend to use the bitcoin machine
I wonder what exchsnge the price of most of the machines are tethered to. I bet the transaction fees make it less worthwhile to slam when there's a jump in price but I remember doing that back in the day and getting some marginal gainz -
2022-08-09 at 1:20 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionSorry folks I took box today for the first time in a while and haven't taken my daffodil yet so I'm extra stupid and manic and have been posting and driving for a while
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2022-08-09 at 1:18 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionWhat's everyone's dickie death count? How many people have you fucked who have died? I think mine is two but could have been three and I kinda wish I did. It's weird to juxtapose the memory of bussin nuts and vitality with the realization that they're now forever gone
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2022-08-09 at 1:09 PM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)I know a girl who did alot of coke and admitted to jerking off her French bulldog before. I used to have her on a social media account and she got a new dog and would post pictures of it and I remember thinking all the people who liked the pictures should know she definitely touches hid weiner
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2022-08-09 at 1:03 PM UTC in I told groceries I gave up on her
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny taking your girl to meet yiur mom is the most emasculated thing you can do to yourself without actually and physicslly emasculating yourself.
you are taking your chosen prostitute to be evaluated and approved by your dads prostitute.
whats the point.
Have you ever taken a girl to meet anyone? -
2022-08-09 at 12:54 PM UTC in Stalking DanielKafka is hilarious tho, I'm glad she posts here because she definitely adds laffs
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2022-08-09 at 12:53 PM UTC in Stalking Daniel
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2022-08-09 at 12:45 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by aldra Aboriginal communities are notorious for it, but in general I don't think so. I've known a couple of molestees but they were Asian so I dunno how much of a datapoint that is. I think DCS and the police are much more intrusive into family matters than in other countries though, so numbers might be higher just because there's more enforcement
That's good I've just seen a bit about Australian pedophiles so thought there might be a greater percentage of them per capita. In Canada Inuits are frequently referred to as "skinuits" because of the ridiculously high number of sex offenders. I remember reading about one who waited until all the towns men were out on the annual seal hunt then literally went door to door raping everything.
I think the same kind of isolation factors apply to AU abbos and Canadian inuit. Both were pretty isolated for like 50k years and have only begun mobilizing very recently. My mom did some work with inuit kids and I remember her telling me about a community that decided they couldn't deal with X number of kids so they put them on a school bus and drove them farther north and dropped them off to fend for themselves. Some were as young as 8 and they allowed them to get high on gasoline and other things beforehand, likely sovthey wouldn't fight as much or know what was going on. Kinda sad.