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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost i fucked a newfie and kissed her cod

    There are so many Y chromosomes in NFLD its got like a legit 65%-35% female to male ratio

    Something alot of Canadians don't know is on July 1st 1917 before nfld was part of Canada, the UK sent in its NFLd regiment as Cannon fodder in turkey and theyvgot slaughtered, killing like 15% of young Newfie men. It literally happened on Canada day so alot of newfies now don't celebrate it

    There are also still a ton of catholic schools and influence there. Lower class newfies are hilarious and the world should know about Donnie Dunphy the way they know about TPB
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I thought I posted ITT but I didn't. The place jigs went sounds better than an NA bit definitely wasn't. I went quite a bit when in house arrest and didn't mind going to get out the house. I even chaired a meeting in prism before which I didn't like doing so much. You take the good with the bad, there are good things about it which have proven success and things which are gay and retarded and I've honestly gone to many meetings were I felt worse after and wanted to do drugs I don't even normally do

    Because of the structure it attracts weirdos and simpletons but its ultimately a positive and useful program which has saved lives. Can't really knock it, it's probably helped more people than UNICEF even if it's kinda dumb at face value
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Are those funny town names in Canadia? Otherwise I don't get it

    No it's a meta joke that I haven't fully formed yet but on another topic entirely u can Google "fun y names for places in Newfoundland" and find places like "Placentia" "blow me down" and "muddy hole"

    https://www.familyfuncanada.com/newfoundland-place-names-will-make-blush/

    It's weird people outside of Canada don't know much about Newfoundlanders but it's a pretty unique place

    On another subject, the IRS just hired 87k new armed agents but I saw a headline in the j00 York post written by a guy named "Ariel" that Said they aren't coming for anyone in the middle class, just the bagillionaires.

    Seriously wtf. I'm trying to do my taxes for 2021 rn and it's pretty ridiculous. I save every receipt and can finesse the system but it still gives me crippling anxiety
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ You ever been any watering holes in KITCHENER, perchance?

    No I have been there tho. I prefer the watering holes in dildo and cum by chance NFLD
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Fuck yah negra, get out dere and work/school like the rest of us then buy a car and come visit all ur NIS homies, u can visit me but im scared to let u slep over cuz i dont wanna get pegged bradley style but we can set u a room up in the bando next door or a hotel

    Does Bando mean abandoned? Let's go Bando
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like candyrein doesn't leave the house without putting on strong fruity scents and although her job at the old folks home is a "scent free zone" she frequently tries to circumvent this policy

    Of anyone else would like an internet smell diagnosis my office door is open
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Incessant Making butternut squash soup and a margarita pizza on cauliflower crust

    I luv squash zoop and cauliflower pizza is bomb but u gotta watch dat crust from getting hard n o so crispi
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I've decided a few things.

    No more caring.

    That's my new motto

    I don't care anymore.

    What did u care about before?

    I was thinking an hour ago that I should be more charming andnnicer to women because I need their bahdys and energy to motiv8 me and help me ge
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by blaster master I gotta disagree with you on all of that, but to each their own.

    I'd like a point by point breakdown please or forever be relegated to riding 10 speeds WITHOUT baskets or tassels on the handlebars
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra I'm sure at least one of the DHomos can get in touch with him

    he spazzed out real hard when Squirrel broke up with him, for some reason he thought she might've gone to live with Casper

    He messaged me about her too. She lives in his head pretty hard. I guess that's an issue with meeting and dating someone from a website is you know that's how u got them so you'll think that's how anyonencan get them. I feel like Larry might still be lurking. He's definitely a Lurker of a Larry
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hear Lanny hired some breakdancers from Dubai and taught a giant rabbit to jump out of her cake. They went sailing on a boat in the driveway of a coastal B and B and cooked wild escargot on the barbecue. They drank lots of red, white and wine of a secret color reserved only for fralas birthday and other special occasions. When Lannys boots were firmly under the bed fireworks erupted both inside and outside the room, setting the house on fire, but they feared not and lie in wait to embrace whatever fate overtook them.

    The firefighters axed through their door, tossed them a couple Gatorades, gave them a wink and a gun and waltzed back out to save the other patrons of the Bed and Breakfast. They were too late, none survived so frala and Lanny had a nice peaceful and quiet morning after day broke. They sprinkled some of the ashes from those who didn't make in the ocean and headed home. A birthday is just a day and the day after a birthday is even less than that
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by blaster master I like crotch rockets because they're fast as shit and do whatever you tell them to. And like most jap bikes, they're pretty much bomb proof.

    I've never riden a harley but I know what I'd want, a shovel head bagger.

    Harleys are better on my back and better for turning. Plus they're just beautiful and evidence of God and the freedom he has bestowed upon us. I know far more people to have died and been in serious accidents on rice rockets than on harleys and proportionately more people I know ride Harleys. If you hit a pebble you're going flying on a gxsr, a harley will crush it into dust
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cigreting, you still have sexual thoughts and desires, so why not just cut your useless Lil weiner off and become a eunuch? I read a book called "thr people's act of love" about a Russian Eunuch colony and it would suit you perfectly. You're already emasculated by men, mild, timid and useless to women, it's just a Lil bit of skin hanging there that makes you frustrated and angry. Nip your problem in the bud and get rid of it. Nobody will miss it and you'll be able to slide back and forth on the seat of your crotch rocket much easier. You have literally nothing to lose
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cigreting likes crotch rockets because it's the only thing that will touch his tiny wenis. They honestly hurt my back and Harleys are way fucking cooler and more lovable πŸ₯°πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right now I'd rather have a pickup truck.

    Had a GSXR1100 as a young fella me lad…that time has passed.

    I literally got a gxsr1100 2 weeks ago and haven't taken it out since the first time I got it because I'm not comfortable on it like I am on my Harley. I'm gonna clean the 4 carbs then tell myself I'm comfortable now and can ride it. I wanna fix the clutch too it's a Lil fucky but I got it for a steal so it's ok. Idk anything about bike clutches tho so thinking of having a shop check it out, but the beat one is 20 min away so I wanna be comfortable enough to take it there first

    So that's my gay story. It sounds andbfeels awesome but I haven't torqued it real nice yet
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Degeneracy level 98: jerking off to quora answers
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Explain how Rice is better
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The avant garde lifestyle
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's suspiciously good payment. Where do you find out about stuff like that? Backpage/leolist?
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Incessant The local bar here is called the library so can you use less confusing examples please?

    Oh man that library bar sounds too fucking cool for me, I'd stay clear of there and probably Baustin altogether because it sounds far too baus. My closest watering hole is just called "The (name of town) pub" because a name that was any cooler would confuse the locals. I like it though and they let you get away with anything there.
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