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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm going in a pizza shop to take a shit and pretend to use the bitcoin machine

    I wonder what exchsnge the price of most of the machines are tethered to. I bet the transaction fees make it less worthwhile to slam when there's a jump in price but I remember doing that back in the day and getting some marginal gainz

    I'm not sure how BTC machines actually work, but I wonder if you could interfere with its connection to retrieve exchange rates
  2. SWIM said his car was stolen when in fact it was dumped elsewhere and a write off. Car was retrieved and insurance informed SWIM. Police are investigating but may eventually get onto SWIM being full of shit due to a former friend possibly ratting to Insurance/ police that car was not stolen. Could SWIM just drop the investigation or ask Pigs to not persue further?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah SWIM could ask the police to stop investigating at which point they'll laugh and investigate harder knowing exactly what's going on
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  4. Originally posted by mmQ Yeah SWIM could ask the police to stop investigating at which point they'll laugh and investigate harder knowing exactly what's going on

  5. Bradley Florida Man
    47 hours till i leave rehab.
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley 47 hours till i leave rehab.

    They set you up with a place right? How imminent is your spiral?
  7. Originally posted by Sudo What is cool about you?

    I don't really know, maybe it's my smile. All I know is that people treat me like I am just the coolest guy they've ever seen.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I meet really cool people I avoid them
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My headphones somehow switched to Japanese or Chinese, which means I just learned that 'power off' in whichever language it is is pronounced "grunjy."

    Share this info with your friends at the bar or library.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ My headphones somehow switched to Japanese or Chinese, which means I just learned that 'power off' in whichever language it is is pronounced "grunjy."

    Share this info with your friends at the bar or library.

    The local bar here is called the library so can you use less confusing examples please?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant The local bar here is called the library so can you use less confusing examples please?

    Yes I apologize. Share that info with your friends at your local swimming hole.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yes I apologize. Share that info with your friends at your local swimming hole.

    I'm really surprised there's not a bar called the swimming hole... Thanks for the idea. It could be a swim up bar at a sick pool...
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wait now what's a sick pool?
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Wait now what's a sick pool?

    A sick swimming pool. With impressive design which is what makes it sick as hell.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Damn I was hoping it was a pool designated for people who are ill in the literal sense. Like a safe space for sick people where they can all swap germs together in a collective body of water and rejoice in the communion of it all
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Incessant The local bar here is called the library so can you use less confusing examples please?

    Oh man that library bar sounds too fucking cool for me, I'd stay clear of there and probably Baustin altogether because it sounds far too baus. My closest watering hole is just called "The (name of town) pub" because a name that was any cooler would confuse the locals. I like it though and they let you get away with anything there.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ Damn I was hoping it was a pool designated for people who are ill in the literal sense. Like a safe space for sick people where they can all swap germs together in a collective body of water and rejoice in the communion of it all

    Shoulda went with watering hole, then everyone would have been included.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Damn I was hoping it was a pool designated for people who are ill in the literal sense. Like a safe space for sick people where they can all swap germs together in a collective body of water and rejoice in the communion of it all

    That sounds like a cult scron would make up
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  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley 47 hours till i leave rehab.

    Fuck yah negra, get out dere and work/school like the rest of us then buy a car and come visit all ur NIS homies, u can visit me but im scared to let u slep over cuz i dont wanna get pegged bradley style but we can set u a room up in the bando next door or a hotel
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