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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My son realized he couldn5 figure out his brothers gumball slot machine so he smashed it open and made all the gumballs fall out which he quickly collected. Idk if it's possible for him to be more gangster
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think it means abandoned house used as a trap. There are a bunch of abandoned houses around here I really wanna explore before they get fixed up and gentrified.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Stop smoking crack continually Mr. Hatch. It's not doing you any favors

    It's pretty funny the gay guy who won the first season of survivors name was "dick hatch" and he went to jail for not paying taxes on his winnings that all of north America watched him win. Idk if he had to pay taxes on that shitty fucking Pontiac Aztec but hopefully he sold it right away
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Lannys leftist ideology was formed out of allegiance to Ketchup Baroness Theresa Heinz-Kerry and her condiment conglomerate. He takes the "Big Ketchup" side on any issue. To call it an obsession is an understatement. From aligning himself with the bloods to painting every light bulb in his house red, Ketchup is a way of life and Lanny knows no other way now
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Gonna walk to the gas station deciding on weather or not to call the cops on the meth heads trapping out the bando across the street. If they r there after 6 i will.

    No building permit, ni staying overnight u white niggers

    If you're seriously thinking of ratting then SHAME you are not a man just a guv cuck who deserves only the worst things. Makes me want to puke thinking people on this website are that weak and gay
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Any drugs or alcohol involved?

    No I'll probably still a pill and drink a Lil whiskey when they go to bed. My son is walking around with a whole red pepper rn and my stepkid jus puked up some chicken fingers, then I taught him about the word "greed" during timeout and had a self reflective moment at the time about how greedy I am and will probably go to jail again for my greed. My bm is out being a retard so I'm just living da simple life rn. Might convince someone to come over and entertain me but idk
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm driving my truck with 2 kids in it full of groceries, omw to my house to get them ready for bed and feed them some more, then I'm gonna work on a car and talk to this girl on snap hat and hope she doesn't go fuck somebody else but if she does I don't really blame her. I feel pretty blessed sometimes.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers No, not a chav. A Stacy: a very attractive woman; the female version of a Chad: a very attractive man. They are terms coined by incels (a bunch of ugly dudes but mostly average-looking dudes) but it's been adopted by the mainstream. Everyone nowadays know what these terms mean and it's pretty crazy to me considering I got familiar with that side of the internet (when it was relatively obscure) due to accidentally stumbling upon it (and relating heavily to it because I got a bad case of the ugly).

    Telling yourself you're ugly is self defeating and untrue. Shits subjective anyway but it's more what you do with it that counts

    For instance Kafka uses her vanity to pine over some weird skinny dick German who would rather kill her than be in a relationship.

    You could do alot with what you have. Do you know how many ugly people pull high quality poon just because they have confidence and tell girls what they want to hear? It's not hard. When you tell yourself you're ugly you're perpetuating a cycle pointlessly. Think about what you want to be/show the world then do that.

    I want to be mopey and depressed so this isn't about me
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've got some good plans but I think I'm gonna be thuggin in the struggle for the rest of the year which I'm ok with. I'm learning alot and building legitimacy. Seeing other people around me getting stupid rich is cool and I'm happy for them but I've kinda chosen a different path for now. I feel stable and grateful and that seems pretty important. The most important thing is I feel I can justify anything I do as being done for my son. Fuck everyone else. Thug life
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked That moment when you try to get into a car to do a deal and it takes you like 60 sec to get seated bc youre trying to maintain concealment of somehing the size of a hair dryer in your waistband. Shits like a comedy skit.

    SWIM was walking down a crowded street during the day once high and/or drunk with a ruger P90 down his sweatpants and carrying a new tablet. His pants started falling down so he reached for them then lost control of the tablet which started to fall. He could have let his pants drop and the Thang fall out and caught the tablet or just let it fall and keep his pants and strap on him but he just let it smash on the sidewalk and hoped he just looked like another college student crestfallen over smashing a tablet
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah I think mine was an 8 inch barrel and i had to walk like john wayne bc if i stood up straight n walked normally it looked like i had a huge waggling erection. Which in retrospect might have been just as frightening as a magnum revolver. But for like a year and a half, that was just the only piece i could get that didnt have bodies on it already.

    My friend got caught with a ruger .22 Blackhawk with a slightly shorter barrel iirc. He pulled it out on an unde3cover cop thinking it was someone trying to rob him, then they shouted police and rushed his house. He took it to trial and because the warrant wasn't authorized yet (but in this country they can rush in if violence/firearms are believed to be present) the judgement rested on whether the judge believed the cop when he claimed he could hear the hammer being pulled back from about 50 feet away. He was found guilty cuz of that big ol hammer
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Unless you bring it straight back to Palestinians, you will. The Palestinian genocide is the chink in the armour of the jedis.

    If you go to debate with them they will say to you "don't keep harping on about the Palestinians, as if their genocide of a race much more noble and numerous than them doesn't even matter. The only correct response is "you asked me not to mention the Palestinians, in response I will mention nothing but the Palestinians."

    They just call them "terrorists." I was banned from worldnews and Canada subreddits in 2014 due to anti Israel rhetoric. It's pretty bizarre. How does that adage go? Is it "if you want to figure out who holds the reigns of power look to who you aren't allowed to criticize"

    I guess Ellen Page is one of them, who knew?
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Whenever I get out a vehicle and go into a store by myself I usually sing some violent misogynist rap song out loud, usually because it's part of my inner monolog and I don't notice I'm doing it until some Karen gives me a stink eye
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Who is bottom left anyway?

    I know Sargon of Akkad, the Britcuck politician, Pewdiepie, the hardworking sweede, The Amazing Atheist who stuck a banana up his ass, Ben Shapiro, the hateful, genocidal, megalomanical lunatic who hasn't been banned from anything cos he's "Jaaaish", and Joe Rogan, the sellout and steroid victim.

    Ben Shapiro is the only hatefilled, murderous, genocidal, violence causing, evil, dangerous one of the 5 I recognise.

    But that's OK. He's Jaaaash.

    And he doesn't get banned from anything.

    I keep commenting on Ben Shapiro ads, mostly things about how short and cucky he is and don't get banned or deleted. I bet the one time I bring up his 'chosen one" status I get bant hard
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Thats what i used to carry on da skreetz lol.

    The barrel is like 10 inches long, lol although there is a shorter barrel version. Only holds 6 ao Doesn't seem particularly practical for concealed carry but the sight is perfect and it whacks a wallop and has a really comfortable handle. If I had one I would pretend to be Yosemite Sam and say "rootin tootin let's get to shootin" but I'd never dream of such recklessness (except rn)
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala I pray you find a good woman that fully stocks your pantry with plenty of condiments and Halal goods and sucks your dick 3 times a day.

    Inshallah, I'm working on it. I pray your pantry remains full and your ketchup bottle never depletes to the sound of a queef when squeezed
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Don't worry about nothing. Stay weird and fucked up and don't worry. If you kill someone you'll be out in a few years anyway
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Is there a difference?

    Yes, one is a penis in the mouth, the other is belief in am omnipresent entity larger than oneself. Which would you prefer?



    Originally posted by cigreting Ive slammed on more pieces of ass than you ever will in your pathetic ginger simp ass life. Go pay your girlfriends kids bills faggot

    Are you trying to affect that you were a renowned super pimp who was charged with a sex offense and retreated into involuntary celibacy for a decade due to not being able to have sex without crippling anxiety and fear of the opposite sex. But you were a super duper pimp a decade or so ago, when you were a teenager, before you were an angsty incel loser? This is a very confusing narrative, could you please elaborate, I have so much to learn from you
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Condiments are for pussies. REAL men generate enough saliva to properly break down and digest anything.

    It's about taste not about saliva. I'm sitting here trying to force down this huge plate of perpgies, hash browns and carrots and I've got a Lil bitta honey must and nothing else
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My uncles cousins swim coaches pet hamsters ghosts scullery maids daughters friends social media coordinator has a ruger super Blackhawk which spits fo fo mags and kicks like a mule. There's a video of that based grandpa Hickok47 or whatever letting it off and it's pretty funny.

    All I want in the world is for more people to reject modernity...he typed from his cellular telephone
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