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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I really wanna watch Nathan fielders new show "the rehearsal" so badly I'd pay for it. Fuckin HBO
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My friends ex girlfriend, who set him up to be murdered, then went on the run and was charged with accessory which was dropped a few months later, has died.

    RIP I guess. Karma is real. Life is fucked but death is even fuckeder
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I was an alpha male right off the bat. Didn't even need to work it up.

    I'm sorry you had nobody to teach you how to drive a car
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Idk if mine is random or a chosen one but it fits me so well it's made me think Lanny hacked my phone/brain and obtained information he wasn't privy to



    What about gay for Odin

    Bucky the Badgers #1 fan

    White flower power

    Ass gas or grass

    Frying pansexual

    Hate being sober

    Rolling stoned

    River gang banger

    Son of Michael and John
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley Ask the people is the worst advice you could've given me, even worse than two days ago when i called Sudo from the store for dinner advice and he couldn't understand that TARGET doesn't have gator and crawdads

    You asked me what to make for dinner and didn't tell me IT WAS CONTEXT PACIFIC

    The fact I even know what target is should be impressive to you. Do you know what giant tiger is? Didn't think so. I bet they have some frozen yet rubbery crawdads too
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Alright I'm playing Code Names with sister, friends and Henry who has broken leg

    Can I sign his cast?
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Does he ever steal your Dilaudid?

    No he slaps them out my hand and calls me a weak Lil bitch tho

    I talked to my dad for an hour on the phone yesterday and he said I'm a better father than he was and it took everything in me not to say "well it'd be pretty hard to be any worse" or "that's a pretty low bar to set" and instead I kinda brushed it off but it felt good to say. I have a friend who just had a (part black) daughter who might give me a run for my money but as horrible of a piece of shit as I am, I'm pretty proud of how well I've done as a father over the last bit. Can't nobody touch me really. My kid is huge and happy and healthy and developmentally advanced for his age. He's seen some shit kids should never see but doesn't shoe any lasting scars so I think he's going to be a stable product of Two unstable people from unstable families. I'll fucking kill anyone who disagrees with me and their whole family like Travis dollarhyde from red dragon
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Is ur son black

    No but he can dunk on fools
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I wasn't born. All of a sudden, I was just here.

    So you had no formative male influences? Gay
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nobody wants to be the son whose father was a failure.

    Tell me about your father, spectral. Where did he go wrong?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My son realized he couldn5 figure out his brothers gumball slot machine so he smashed it open and made all the gumballs fall out which he quickly collected. Idk if it's possible for him to be more gangster
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think it means abandoned house used as a trap. There are a bunch of abandoned houses around here I really wanna explore before they get fixed up and gentrified.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Stop smoking crack continually Mr. Hatch. It's not doing you any favors

    It's pretty funny the gay guy who won the first season of survivors name was "dick hatch" and he went to jail for not paying taxes on his winnings that all of north America watched him win. Idk if he had to pay taxes on that shitty fucking Pontiac Aztec but hopefully he sold it right away
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Lannys leftist ideology was formed out of allegiance to Ketchup Baroness Theresa Heinz-Kerry and her condiment conglomerate. He takes the "Big Ketchup" side on any issue. To call it an obsession is an understatement. From aligning himself with the bloods to painting every light bulb in his house red, Ketchup is a way of life and Lanny knows no other way now
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Gonna walk to the gas station deciding on weather or not to call the cops on the meth heads trapping out the bando across the street. If they r there after 6 i will.

    No building permit, ni staying overnight u white niggers

    If you're seriously thinking of ratting then SHAME you are not a man just a guv cuck who deserves only the worst things. Makes me want to puke thinking people on this website are that weak and gay
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Any drugs or alcohol involved?

    No I'll probably still a pill and drink a Lil whiskey when they go to bed. My son is walking around with a whole red pepper rn and my stepkid jus puked up some chicken fingers, then I taught him about the word "greed" during timeout and had a self reflective moment at the time about how greedy I am and will probably go to jail again for my greed. My bm is out being a retard so I'm just living da simple life rn. Might convince someone to come over and entertain me but idk
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm driving my truck with 2 kids in it full of groceries, omw to my house to get them ready for bed and feed them some more, then I'm gonna work on a car and talk to this girl on snap hat and hope she doesn't go fuck somebody else but if she does I don't really blame her. I feel pretty blessed sometimes.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers No, not a chav. A Stacy: a very attractive woman; the female version of a Chad: a very attractive man. They are terms coined by incels (a bunch of ugly dudes but mostly average-looking dudes) but it's been adopted by the mainstream. Everyone nowadays know what these terms mean and it's pretty crazy to me considering I got familiar with that side of the internet (when it was relatively obscure) due to accidentally stumbling upon it (and relating heavily to it because I got a bad case of the ugly).

    Telling yourself you're ugly is self defeating and untrue. Shits subjective anyway but it's more what you do with it that counts

    For instance Kafka uses her vanity to pine over some weird skinny dick German who would rather kill her than be in a relationship.

    You could do alot with what you have. Do you know how many ugly people pull high quality poon just because they have confidence and tell girls what they want to hear? It's not hard. When you tell yourself you're ugly you're perpetuating a cycle pointlessly. Think about what you want to be/show the world then do that.

    I want to be mopey and depressed so this isn't about me
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've got some good plans but I think I'm gonna be thuggin in the struggle for the rest of the year which I'm ok with. I'm learning alot and building legitimacy. Seeing other people around me getting stupid rich is cool and I'm happy for them but I've kinda chosen a different path for now. I feel stable and grateful and that seems pretty important. The most important thing is I feel I can justify anything I do as being done for my son. Fuck everyone else. Thug life
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked That moment when you try to get into a car to do a deal and it takes you like 60 sec to get seated bc youre trying to maintain concealment of somehing the size of a hair dryer in your waistband. Shits like a comedy skit.

    SWIM was walking down a crowded street during the day once high and/or drunk with a ruger P90 down his sweatpants and carrying a new tablet. His pants started falling down so he reached for them then lost control of the tablet which started to fall. He could have let his pants drop and the Thang fall out and caught the tablet or just let it fall and keep his pants and strap on him but he just let it smash on the sidewalk and hoped he just looked like another college student crestfallen over smashing a tablet
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