What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-08-20 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #32861
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   My son realized he couldn5 figure out his brothers gumball slot machine so he smashed it open and made all the gumballs fall out which he quickly collected. Idk if it's possible for him to be more gangster
2. 2022-08-20 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #32862
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   John Drugs, the inventor of drugs
3. 2022-08-20 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #32863
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Cry about it lil baby
4. 2022-08-20 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #32864
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Man the most interesting gumball machine story I have is being 13 and going to the YMCA to play racquetball and they had a PENNY gumball machine nicely tucked away in a spot where we could aggressively yank the handle ànd make it give us a few more gumballs than we paid for OOOOhhhhh!! Got eeeeeeeeem!!
5. 2022-08-20 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #32865
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? John Drugs, the inventor of drugs

   
   Ur dumb. It’s annoying
6. 2022-08-21 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #32866
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo My son realized he couldn5 figure out his brothers gumball slot machine so he smashed it open and made all the gumballs fall out which he quickly collected. Idk if it's possible for him to be more gangster

   
   Is ur son black
7. 2022-08-21 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #32867
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Is ur son black

   
   No but he can dunk on fools
8. 2022-08-21 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #32868
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo No but he can dunk on fools

   
   Does he ever steal your Dilaudid?
9. 2022-08-21 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #32869
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Alright I'm playing Code Names with sister, friends and Henry who has broken leg
10. 2022-08-21 at 1:01 AM UTC

    #32870
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Does he ever steal your Dilaudid?

    
    No he slaps them out my hand and calls me a weak Lil bitch tho
    
    I talked to my dad for an hour on the phone yesterday and he said I'm a better father than he was and it took everything in me not to say "well it'd be pretty hard to be any worse" or "that's a pretty low bar to set" and instead I kinda brushed it off but it felt good to say. I have a friend who just had a (part black) daughter who might give me a run for my money but as horrible of a piece of shit as I am, I'm pretty proud of how well I've done as a father over the last bit. Can't nobody touch me really. My kid is huge and happy and healthy and developmentally advanced for his age. He's seen some shit kids should never see but doesn't shoe any lasting scars so I think he's going to be a stable product of Two unstable people from unstable families. I'll fucking kill anyone who disagrees with me and their whole family like Travis dollarhyde from red dragon
11. 2022-08-21 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #32871
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Alright I'm playing Code Names with sister, friends and Henry who has broken leg

    
    Can I sign his cast?
12. 2022-08-21 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #32872
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Alright I'm playing Code Names with sister, friends and Henry who has broken leg

    
    Humpty Henry had a great fall
13. 2022-08-21 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #32873
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Break his other leg so that they're even again
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
14. 2022-08-21 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #32874
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley I have a 7 1/2 inch penis 8 with a penis ring

    
    Is this figure bone-pressed? I think you are 7.5" NBP and that you are 8.0" BP. That is indeed big. What about girth? I am not so big compared to you. I am only 6.5" BP. But I will be honest, I wouldn't want a bigger penis (or a smaller one for that matter) because a longer penis only comes with complications.
15. 2022-08-21 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #32875
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Sudo My son realized he couldn5 figure out his brothers gumball slot machine so he smashed it open and made all the gumballs fall out which he quickly collected. Idk if it's possible for him to be more gangster

    
    Wait, you have more than one son? You have two?
16. 2022-08-21 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #32876
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Break his other leg so that they're even again

    
    Funny you assume they're not both already broken.
17. 2022-08-21 at 8:49 AM UTC

    #32877
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Stepping in dog shit barefoot in the dark at 3 am 🙃
18. 2022-08-21 at 9:02 AM UTC

    #32878
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Stepping in dog shit barefoot in the dark at 3 am 🙃

    
    be aware of your surroundings. good simple practical advice.
19. 2022-08-21 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #32879
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by troon be aware of your surroundings. good simple practical advice.

    
    Like he needs an inexperienced douchebag like you to tell him that. Can u be any more lame and boring? That's the best you got?
20. 2022-08-21 at 9:54 AM UTC

    #32880
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Like he needs an inexperienced douchebag like you to tell him that. Can u be any more lame and boring? That's the best you got?

    
    honestly, i cherish that response from you. what did they do to you?