Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Littlest nigger was Chris hamsen who I always forget is probably posting behind some gay alt as we speak
2022-08-25 at 10:41 PM UTC
in
I’m scared
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Fuys? Upd8? Is Kafka still alive or was it just being overwhelmed and paranoia due to a lack of positive socialization and an inability to empathize resulting in a projection of the same malicious ideas onto others who are in fact, less artistic and sadistic?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
E) piss on as many objects as possible
F) go ham
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I own a bog and a swamp and I charge rent to witches for their use. I went to school for 8 years to learn about bog ownership. I make exactly $125001 per year for this but spend money on swamp upkeep. Am I included Mr. BRANDON?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
There was a guy (do not know him on a personal level) the other day who has 3was in jail for bank robbery, then escaped from jail and immediately traveled an hour and a half to rob the same bank, then was arrested shortly after. Why do people do that? Rob the same fucking bank? It makes no sense, I guess it's part of being criminally insane and yet an ineff2ctual underachiever.
How disappointing would it be to be that guy's family?
"Timmy robbed a bank and got caught"
"Timmy has escaped from jail!"
"Timmy went directly to the bank he previously robbed"
"Timmy got caught again"
"Stay in there Timmy"
Some people's kids amirite?
2022-08-25 at 2:22 AM UTC
in
Returning stolen items
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You can also just stick stuff under the cart when u do self checkout and pretend not to notice it
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm brushing my teeth and messaging hos. Gonna go to sleep and wake up feeling better about life
2022-08-25 at 2:01 AM UTC
in
I'm gonna' move to Russia.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I might go there to do the Jordan Peterson detox where they put you in a coma for weeks until u get rhe shit out your system. I will so this because I am master of my domain
Then I'm gonna wake up and eat a lot of meat and hope my daughter doesn't do anything shameful in my absence
2022-08-24 at 11:24 AM UTC
in
scamming tomorrow
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Boomers are really bad at telling if documents are forged or notv
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Cfnm isn't hot unless the guy is under threat and duress. There's a few series, one of which is called "scam angels" which is ok sometimes. I've been really into following hot girls on Instagram with no arms lately. Sorry my post didn't help, I got horny and selfish
2022-08-24 at 11:15 AM UTC
in
Adderall Shortages
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I wonder y meth is so popular
I heard a black Florida rapper singing "I love Adderall I fell in love with th3 way it feels" the other day and thought this was funny
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm starting a new contract tomorrow with an Indian developer who looks like Lori Lightfoot. I really wanna take a picture of him. He's got a bowl cut with bangs too and is worth at least 50 million and I watched him scrub shit from a toilet bowl so the fiends who work for me have a clean bowl to spray
I felt pretty good today. Like negativity and fog was leaving me. I feel like fighting for what I want more. I thought about murder alot today and how it's natural and cyclical. I'm very blessed to be where I am