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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kev thats just the icing on the cake that reaffirms the photo and video evidence of his groping sprees.

    Someone told me that you told them 50 years ago that you have fucked every dog you have come in contact with.

    This affirmed my suspicions that you were an unrepentant dogfucker
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    SWIM looks through local legal case releases and news articles involving offenses committed against children and cross references with social media and local address listings to gather more info.

    SWIM aspires to be the change he wants to see
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This just in: geriatric who may have been presidents ex roommate told a publication of no reputation that a long time ago the president told him he was into kids!

    I'm not doubting Biden is into kids but that's obviously a horribly low bar for factual reporting
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Idk if Harvey weinstein is a pedophile, I haven't seen anything to indicate that.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ok folks, let's start a blood drive for aldra. I'll donate 2 pints myself. He seems to have a decent job and is a valued worker. His job gives him stability too. Let's hope his girlfriends womanly touch heals him. He has too much potential to spiral like this.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Donald Trump is on his first state visit to Angela Merkel in Berlin…

    After a bit of small talk, he asks Merkel, which is the secret of her great success.

    Merkel tells him that you only need to have many intelligent people around you.

    "How do you know so soon, if someone is intelligent?" Asks Trump.

    "Let me demonstrate," Merkel answers.

    She reaches for the telephone, calls Wolfgang Schäuble and asks him a question:
    "Mr. Schäuble, it's the son of your father, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

    Without hesitation, Schäuble answers:
    "Very simple, that's me!"

    "Look," says Merkel to Trump, "this is how i test the intelligence of the people around me."

    Trump flies back to America enthusiastically.

    At home, he immediately calls his Vice Pence to ask him the same question:
    "It is the son of your father, but is not your brother. Who is it?"

    After a long pause, Pence says:
    "I have no idea, but I will try to figure out the answer by tomorrow!"

    Pence just does not get it and decides to seek advice from former President Obama.

    He calls him:
    "Mr. Obama - it is the son of your father, but it's not your brother. Who is it?"

    Obama fast as a gun:
    "Very simple, that's me!"

    Happy to have found the answer, Pence calls at Trump and says triumphantly:
    "I have the answer, it's Barack Obama!"

    Trump yells at him, shocked:
    "No, you idiot, it's Wolfgang Schäuble!"

    The Huffington Post Comic section is on a roll!
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, boys go to mars to get more candy bars

    as an affront to females of diminished intelligence and reduced cocoa based confectionery goods comparative to the other gender.

    There are only two genders. That is not a joke.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Three logicians are sitting in a restaurant. The waitress asks “is everyone having coffee?”
    The first logician says, “I don’t know.”
    The second logician says, “I don’t know.”
    The third logician says, “Yes.”

    This joke increased my IQ I can hardly say it's stupid

    Two electrons were walking down the street. One said "Oh no, I think I lost an electron."
    The other said "are you positive?"

    A plane crash is impending. On the way to sure death a priest aspires to molest as many children as possible. End of joke.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck I should have said "the best way to prepare for a universal pandemic in space." I guess I really am at the age of stupid. 34. 34 stupid fucking years
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I would rather watch a Caitlyn Jenner sex tape than a Kim Kardashian one.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think everyone here can agree on what is the best way to throw a party in space...




































































    YOU PLANET!!!!!!!!

























































    Planet=plan it

    i.e. proper preparation in anticipation of the event
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Being white it literally the greatest. I'm so fucking fortunate. I can't stand people who say whites are the new victimized minority, fuck you suck at life, I could take my whiteness to the Congo and within a week I'd have resurrected Leopolds ghost and started construction on a castle made of diamonds.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    well he has deliberately avoided this thread after spending years boasting about how rich he is before making a thread about becoming a security guard so take from that what you will
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice I spent mine on hormone replacement therapy and crack

    "hormone replacementh therapy and crack" would be a good title for a book.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Aren't you like 40? When I'm 40 I hope I'm that happy to be with someone
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Data

    You are slow as fuck

    Think quicker, "economist"

    Why don't you ever post anything of substance? Is it because you're gay? I bet it's because you're gay.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Data Wild uneducated speculation^

    Did you read the report you retard?

    Nigger I took all the required econ classes to get a degree in economics. You got kicked out of community College for hiding in the showers after a basketball game

    The report you posted just has to do with energy and not broad macro outcomes and the effect on inflation/value of currency

    Also you misunderstood "my truck in Canada" as a source and not physically where I was typing from
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Is that because of my frequent use of a coaster?

    When it comes to bad rhyme schemes you're the boy on the poster
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Pics of your mother
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Data I think you're basing it off Keystone pipeline/(temporary and ineffective)public lease ban and not actual government projections which show the opposite of this 'stagnation' shit you're saying.

    https://www.eia.gov/outlooks/steo/

    This is the US Energy Information Administration. Try reading it to your truck in Canada.

    The Keystone cancellation is part of the same issue. Biden also tied environmental incentives to the stimulus package and increased the money supply without increasing oil production. Keeping production at the same rate is necessary to ensure oil transactions in USD stay at a steady pace. If oil production tethered to a currency increases while the money supply increases it will obviously put pressure on the value of the dollar. It's pretty obvious to anyone it would devalue the only hope is in futures which I imagine Biden is banking on green tech helping with
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