Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-01-31 at 12:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   This girl wants me to tell her boyfriend I fucked her and I barely know him. She already told him but she wants me to go into specifics because she's chickenshit. I honestly just feel guilty about it because he didn't do anything to me, I fear no repercussions other than karmic justice. Allah is building a case against me and I'm making it very easy for him to darn me to heck
2. 2022-01-30 at 7:59 PM UTC in Does anyone have a problem with punching a girl in the face?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   NO COMMENT
3. 2022-01-30 at 7:57 PM UTC in me goin for an rip wid da homies
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ The most truthful and accurate posts around here somehow "never get read" by the person they're addressing. This tends to be an ongoing theme. LOL. 🤔

   
   I was trying to be nice too 😪
4. 2022-01-30 at 7:48 PM UTC in me goin for an rip wid da homies
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by cigreting tl;dr 😂

   
   Predicted you had no response due to your piss poor social skills. Pathetic.
5. 2022-01-30 at 7:09 PM UTC in You ever wish you were called "Johnny The Nintendo Kid"?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've been lying to you fuys my name is actually Hamster McLeod
6. 2022-01-30 at 4:54 AM UTC in You ever wish you were called "Johnny The Nintendo Kid"?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I wish I was called late for dinner
   
   
   Just kidding I never want to be called that
7. 2022-01-30 at 4:52 AM UTC in Weed thoughts
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by aldra why were you thinking about dudes in white codpieces and long noses drinking milk

   
   That was Stanley Kubricks interpretation of my much weirder dream
   
   Nobody ever talks about the scene where he kills the woman with the dick sculpture. That was based on a true story
8. 2022-01-30 at 4:49 AM UTC in I've masturbated 8 times today.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Damn I had a huge crush on her about 10 years ago when that born to die album came out or w.e it was called. I loved the whole 60's vibes she style herself on.

   
   Hands off she's fucking mine. Was so pissed when I found out she was getting married to a cop.
9. 2022-01-30 at 4:45 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you think that would scare me?

   
   It honestly didn't cross my mind but you needing validation that you were not in fact frightened makes me think it made you upset and sweaty
10. 2022-01-30 at 4:42 AM UTC in Niggas in Space Podcast.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You could really just record a zoom call with us all on it. It would be better than tinychat. I can use zoom a bit and another zoom ripoff who's name I forget.
11. 2022-01-30 at 4:39 AM UTC in Weed thoughts
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    A clockwork orange existed in my head before I even saw the movie. Book and The release date of the movie are fake news. The original exists in my head and you have only seen a pale reproduction
12. 2022-01-30 at 4:37 AM UTC in My mate got his car towed
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Now I know why Fubi stopped hanging out with you
13. 2022-01-30 at 4:35 AM UTC in Guys I'm bored
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Wanna fight? I keep wanting to drive 15 minutes to fight a guy who used to be my friend, he lives with his girlfriend on a bottom floor apartment and she is the super of the building, I can literally jump the fence and bang on the sliding door but he would honestly probably hide unless I saw him or really caught them off guard. I don't want a home invasion charge and there is a police station literally within a stones throw. Well like a triple A outfielders throw. So beating him up or at least inflicting some damage would be sweet. Don't wanna stab just wanna hurt
    
    So fight me so I don't have to do that
14. 2022-01-30 at 4:31 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fuck you and the "environment" you hypnotized little toad.

    
    You are literally an ugly child molester with an IQ under 80. Nothing you do or say is correct
15. 2022-01-30 at 4:29 AM UTC in I've masturbated 8 times today.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm never going to eat Lana del rays pussy then break her pelvis but I can emotionally manipulate a girl using psychic driving by playing "national anthem" over and over again then if it doesn't work out I'll play "born to die" as I stab her
16. 2022-01-30 at 2:44 AM UTC in Kinda sad.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It can always get worse
    
    If your life was one big "bad" day then your reference point would be different and you wouldn't think it was bad because that would be your frame of reality, like how everything seems normal when you're a kid. It might seem like you have a disproportionate amount of hard times but it can also be many other factors, some of which you can control and some you can't
17. 2022-01-30 at 2:40 AM UTC in What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How did I miss this thread?
    
    KFC drumsticks
    Frying pan handles
    Gerbils
    Richard Gere
    Jumper cables
    Bedknobs
    Broomsticks
    Rebar
    Snakes
    Lego
    Hydros pedophile ex husband
18. 2022-01-30 at 2:21 AM UTC in I've masturbated 8 times today.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you coom 8 times?
19. 2022-01-29 at 10:54 PM UTC in Ja Lion in da house, rudebois represent
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Mandem ere wit da boombaklatt
20. 2022-01-29 at 10:53 PM UTC in me goin for an rip wid da homies
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Wariat i dont see whats wrong with celebacy. look at priests or her itd or mystics.

    
    "Look at priests" says the convicted sex offender
    
    There's nothing wrong with being an incel per se but faggings weird MRA shit is gayer than literal male buttsex. What's done is done though, he won't get the time he spent in his angsty little feelings back, it would just be good for himself to learn a few things to mitigate the damage