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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It would never be accurate as driving style has a lot to do with fuel consumption…if you drive like a foooking nutter then you're going to burn a lot more fuel than Granny Adams on the same route who never exceeds 25mph.

    Yeah but Google maps already clock's your speed and it could make an aggregate of your driving habits. It would be pretty close to accurate and people would use it and love it

    The only thing that might impede it is having to turn off the driver settings if you are a passenger or switch between car models if you have multiple vehicles. People like to just put on Google maps and go, so a widget to turn it on/off would be ideal
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    SWIM may or may not have accidentally forgotten to scan a box of chicken fingers this morning then went home and ate steak for breakfast
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You should have taken more pictures of them and then told them you are a professional photographer and will pay them to model for you. Then when they're disarmed they find out the pictures are all rim related and BOOM profit

    Sorry I'm playing nonces advocate
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If there is a drug dealer in your neighborhood are you going to encourage and support their customers or are you going to try to discourage them from buying drugs on your street and lowering your property value?

    In this situation you would rat on the dealer like the pathetic boomer cowardly Karen that you are. Maybe you wouldn't because you're afraid of them but you definitely wouldn't mind your own business like a respectable adult
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    An app/add on to Google maps where you integrate your vehicles information and it tells you the estimated amount of fuel you will burn and the cost. Can also update you on local gas prices and shit and other vehicle related things.

    It's amoral because it would be adding more info to Googles cloud and adding new ways to track people. I can't be the first person to think of this.

    So if anyone wants to steal my idea they have my blessing, I'm gonna go sell carfentanyl to pregnant teens with a clear conscience
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was super tired and slept less than 5 hours 3 nights in a row so I got a deep REM sleep and dreamt I built a garage I've been planning on my property which served as a place where women can lure unsuspecting men for robbery and kidnapping sake. I don't remember much in the way of specifics but I believe an ex was involved at some point. I wish I remembered my dreams more often 😪
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ones here you have to scan the item, then place each item individually on a weigh-scale immediately afterward. The item is measured to the tenth of a gram and verified against the price. If you weigh it, but don't scan it, an audible warning sounds. If the item is scanned, but not weighed, an audible warning sounds. If you even remove a plastic bag from the hooks before the purchase is fully complete, an audible warning sounds.

    When that happens I motion a worker over and tell them their machine is fucking up so they scan their card and it works again. They have shopping carts that lock up when leaving too and they swarm you, however half the time people aren't even stealing and they Lock up.

    It's funny that wal mart and big stores know people are going to steal and believe that is an acceptable loss for efficiencies and not having to hire employees sake.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It sounds like every female in Poland is a spy for Anna spyz and you should treat them accordingly
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I gotta thang that goes burrrrr anna thang dat goes ratatatatat and bow bow bow but I need some kabooms and whistle bangs ya feel me?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nice forum placement bro
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka For me though it’s work, housewife or run away with the circus and sleep around.

    Prostitution isn't very glamorous, at least around here. There was a French escort on "soft white underbelly" named "frenchie" or some stereotypical whore name who seemed to really enjoy it and had a good story.

    Apart from rare outliers you're going to hate yourself and get exploited. Wouldn't recommend. I've picked girls up from calls who were crying and didn't want to talk about what happened. It's a dark enough world as it is.

    Prostitution should be 100% legalized but idk how to confront the pimp situation. Do you need a pimping license and degree? Should the government be the pimp? Should fona? Does every pimp have to register their whores? If it's just 100% decriminalized it's still leaving open lots of opportunity for exploitation.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol u just talked about having SOMEONE ELSE steal for you? Lol goof ball

    I'm really bad at stealing. When I don't pay for items in self checkout my arms get heavy my knees get weak and my palms get sweaty and one time I even threw up a bit of my Moms spaghetti on my sweater due to my anxiety
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka The gypsies also said the best occupation for a woman was to be a whore. I’m on the fence about it.

    The career prospects of a gypsy are either whore, theif, super theif or bedazzler. I'd probably go with whore too
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ It's actually pretty insulting NOT TO shoplift from these shitlords. It's as if to say– oh, no no, please continue to figuratively rape your employees and everyone you know, that's totally fine with me and not only is it fine, I ENCOURAGE AND SUPPORT IT. I will GLADLY pay 7 dollars for a bottle of toothpaste because I hate money and I know that you love it. HAVE ALL MY MONEY, I have to get back to work now. Thank you good sirs

    You get a WHOLE BOTTLE of toothpaste for $7? They dispense it one minor dollup at a time here, you have to stand in line, pay $5 and bring an "approved toothbrush" which all cost at least $20. Dental care consists of paying $50,000 to get kicked in the face by a horse. I feel bad for those people in SHITHOLE COUNTRIES who don't even have horses to get kicked by. Thankfully they make all the stuff I get gouged trying to buy. I think the horse gets all the money in the middle
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right , let’s all take this mind set, every single person just pillage for whatever goods we need. Sounds legit.

    Not every single person, that's insane, every single person who's MAN ENOUGH. WHAT ARE YOU 🐔? MORE LIKE 🐥 LIKE A SCARED LIL BABBY CHICKEN WHOS AFRAID TO TAKE WHATS THEIRS.

    Shoplifting is a natural and beautiful part of capitalism. It's what Adam Smiths "invisible hand" was all about. Invisible hands get away with it, red hands do not, that's where those phrases come from
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm

    *Twerks

    This song is deeper than it appears at first listen.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I recommend you reconsider
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Its crazy people apparently actually believe The myth that shoplifting from multi millionaire dollar conglomerates is the excuse the executives use to raise prices. Those same executives laugh about how much of a cuckhold you'd have to be to believe that while they're on the golf course and then don't even tip their caddies
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I met this drug addicted couple who subsist from shoplifting so I told them to get me baby stuff and now everyday they ring my phone with around $500 worth of formula and diapers.

    So it's gotten to the point where my kid will never use it all, I gave some to my neighbor but don't want to deincentivize him from providing for his family. Not sure what to do with it all at this point and I don't want to tell them not to liberate overpriced baby items from grocery stores. I'm not sure what Jesus would do in this situation so can somebody help me
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Number13 Retard alert, please understand simple points.

    Why didn't you just admit you don't have any idea what you're typing about 5 posts ago?
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