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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You have to admit you have an "idea" of why people watch the Bachelorette though: prince charming/damsel in distress complex for people who lack nuance and creativity.

    I bet I've seen more episodes of 90 day fiancé than everyone in this thread besides candy
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    FUCKING WALT DISNEY TRIED TO TOUCH MY BOY
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala That show is shit and they are. I have no idea why anyone watches it.

    I was honestly trying to think of a stereotypical female targeted show I didn't figure you would watch. First thing I thought was RuPauls drag race but that's honestly a much better show and I've seen more episodes of than any of the bachelor/ette's combined. I know that the hosts vary between seasons too and it doesn't take itself seriously.

    I feel like if western culture was run by rupaul it would be less gay than it is now
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm really glad I made the housing market into a gender issue. I expect realtors will soon start questioning homeowners manhood who don't desire 8 car garages
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was wearing a puma tracksuit with stains on the Hoodie today so I changed my pants so the sheen of my khakis will distract from the sauce spillage
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala SAME THING

    TO A WOMAN THATS LIKE ME SAYING ALL SEASONS OF THE BACHELORETTE ARE THE SAME
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Like 25% of the objects in the world will dispense money if you kick them hard enough
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They think that could be the key to ultimate happiness.

    Yeah it could be pretty zen. I guess the concept is pretty Buddhist

    Thanks SPECTRAL I knew you could articulate the male appeal of tiny dwellings for me! You're like the Joe Rogan of substandard accommodations
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I knew a guy who took alot of steroids when he was younger, then got fat and his nips are long enough to tie together
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Jeez that sounds not only unpleasant but dangerous. Islam makes allowance for breaking fast in certain situations right?

    Yeah

    I got a headache and I never get headaches. I think my body turned all my fluids into energy and left me with nothing.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You'll cowards couldn't even live in Les Strouds off the grid mansion
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence All a straight male needs to live is a clean surface to sleep on. You are gay and can't conceive of living without frilly comforters and memory foam mattresses so a little pea doesn't hurt your delicate crippled princess back.

    It's true I am pretty pampered. It's just not desirable and I can't imagine why a male would desire it. Tiny homes seem like a product of the realization of how crowded and polluted the world is so I guess reducing your footprint is a reason too although judging by the show that isn't usually why people move to them. It's just a concept I don't get the appeal of other than liking minimalist aesthetics
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Boy don’t you ever let me see you down south in a lifted F150

    I sneer at men who drive lifted f150s and text pictures of my inadequate genitalia to their sisters. I drive a Dodge Power Wagon with flames on the side that requires a retractable escalator to step inside so everyone knows how powerful I am
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Damn nigga calm down. I had no idea a tiny house would upset you this much.

    Anyways there are some men who genuinely like to see their women happy. Crazy world. Those men are usually with women that don’t suck the life out of them so they don’t feel compromised over a muhfuggin house. You ever looked at a bitch before and said baby if you want it to be cute let’s get it just to see her smile, knowing she would make it worth your while? That’s MANHOOD SON.

    You know damn well tiny homes are a threat to my manhood. That's why I have a massive lifted home with loud ass heat pumps I'm constantly revving.

    Well that's kinda my point: tiny homes are female energy and undesirable for males. If I saw a guy in a tiny home with his wife when he had other options I'd be like "dam, dat puzzy must be amazing" because I don't think men ever think "I want my living space to be smaller" unless they are a super lazy bachelor. No tiny home can hold my toxic energy
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Can you drink water during the day?

    Some people say no but I did up until I was super dizzy and seeing spots while driving and had to break my fast
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It lines up perfectly this year and is over may 1st
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm so glad it doesn't cover the solstice like last year. I didn't do too bad today but tomorrow I will do better
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Why do people like that always reproduce?
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sooo.. you're humanitarians, until you meet someone you don't like. Interesting.

    I don't even know what a humanitarian means
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wow. Just, wow. I thought you lefties were humanitarians.

    Just because someone points out that your "political beliefs" are based in feelings and dislike of the people on one side of the political spectrum doesn't mean they belong to that side of the spectrum, spectral
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