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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I’ll talk about my dad. He burned down his house, said it was because he had bad memories there. He stabbed a knife through his own hand in the pub, it was because he was angry at someone who tried to kill their mother by setting fire to a bin in front of the door, and somehow that escalated. He was sectioned in England because of his meds and going off alcohol abruptly, they caused delirium and hallucinations. He was beating up drug addicts in England. I noticed self harm scars, one went through his tattoo. He always talked to himself. I think he was depressed. There’s probably a lot I don’t know about.

    Anyway he was a sociable and friendly person but also slightly eccentric and an engineer, so I’m convinced I got my aspergers from him along with my kind heart and eccentricity.

    Sounds similar to my dad

    Alcoholic
    Con artist
    Violent
    Depressed
    Anti social
    Musically gifted
    Self absorbed
    Can only be social when it serves a purpose for him
    Other stuff

    Many of these things have gotten better as he's gotten older but he's on quite a few meds rn
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have adhd so I didn't read this Fred but I like the energy and have alot wrong with me. I have terrible thoughts all the time but seek self improvement so I'll be aite
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cigreting is an ugly sex offender who hasnt had sex in a decade. Its troubling and mind boggling

    I'm dirty, depressed, addicted and have a shitty personality but usually when I'm introduced to women in a social setting I find it easy to have sex with them. Low effort kills are my bread and butter but you gotta find the equilibrium point where the pussy doesn't give diminishing returns
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you know David blaines first magic trick was "the stranger" where he sat on his hand for 10 minutes on stage, then pulled down his pants and started rubbing one out.

    A man stood up and yelled "this sick fuck is masturbating" and Mr. Blaine said

    "oh ye of little faith. Sit upon your right appendage for 10 minutes and once you place it upon thine penis ye shalt see tis no longer a part of your own body. Instead it is that of a strangers"

    Well everyone in the audience gave him the benefit of the doubt (they had after all PAID to see the then unknown magician) and after that 10 minutes, during which Mr. Blaine had climaxed almost continuously, they were all awestruck by the sensation they had experienced. "THIS IS NOT MY HAND AT ALL" they all cried and threw money onstage with their left hands. The rest is jizzstory
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Good and also terrible. I've been making progress coming off opiates but this has revealed some serious gastrointestinal issues that I need checked out. I got a bunch of natural remedy stuff I'm hoping will save me before it's too late. I've had some good news about someone I care about too

    How is Mr. Hung?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Listen

    I've got some advice for you little buddy

    Before you point your finger at wren you should know that he's the man

    And if he's the man then you're the man and Lannys the man as well

    So you can train a fucking dog to lick wariats aaaaasssssssssssssssssssss
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What if you're a refrigerator repairman? Then your job is to expend energy to make things colder. If you fixed a fridge easily with no effort the net temperature change would be in the negative degrees.
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung ur a boss, Sudo. You appreciate your fellow posters, and you treat them well.

    I would love to tie you to a radiator and appreciate you until you cannot walk or stand up 🌹
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Someone should take your internet away for 2 weeks and you can reassess your life. When you got out of jail, how would you compare your frame of mind to how it is now?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka It was great


    Iron maiden are bosses
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's hard to imagine any politician who would be morally above doing such a thing. I'm not saying they don't exist, I'm just saying I can't think of any. Maybe Bernie Sanders and Will Hurd. Think that's it.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I used to have a membership to documenting reality and has reality has gotten more surreal it would be cool to have kept that and watched that all pandemic but instead I did some other cool stuff
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you get that place in the desert?
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My hand hurts from constantly high fiving T-Cuck while spit roasting the green M&M. Next we're cooming for the Californian raisenette
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT 4 lbs butter and 2 cases of coke 33 bucks
    90 lbs bird feed 53 bucks
    2 steaks 49.95…
    12 gallons gas 50 bucks
    my ass hurts

    I usually spend more than that by 10am. Took $231 to fill my truck from just below a quarter tank last night. I imagine you can write part of it off on your taxes tho
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka My type is fairy violinist

  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just know it is always your fault all the time
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What should it be called?

    Black hole bum
    Won't u cum
    Wash away my stain?

    Good morning NIS bliss?

    Chicken and waffles right fucking now please
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dave Mustache
    David Mustard
    Dave Muscletang
    Dave Molson
    Dave Moostin
    Dave Must Die

    MUST OBEY DAVE
    DAVE MUST OBEY
    DIE DAVE DIE
    DAVE DIE
    DIE DIE
    DIE
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Spectral, Does Dave Mustang talk to you directly through his records?
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