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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I have adhd so I didn't read this Fred but I like the energy and have alot wrong with me. I have terrible thoughts all the time but seek self improvement so I'll be aite
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Cigreting is an ugly sex offender who hasnt had sex in a decade. Its troubling and mind boggling
I'm dirty, depressed, addicted and have a shitty personality but usually when I'm introduced to women in a social setting I find it easy to have sex with them. Low effort kills are my bread and butter but you gotta find the equilibrium point where the pussy doesn't give diminishing returns
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Did you know David blaines first magic trick was "the stranger" where he sat on his hand for 10 minutes on stage, then pulled down his pants and started rubbing one out.
A man stood up and yelled "this sick fuck is masturbating" and Mr. Blaine said
"oh ye of little faith. Sit upon your right appendage for 10 minutes and once you place it upon thine penis ye shalt see tis no longer a part of your own body. Instead it is that of a strangers"
Well everyone in the audience gave him the benefit of the doubt (they had after all PAID to see the then unknown magician) and after that 10 minutes, during which Mr. Blaine had climaxed almost continuously, they were all awestruck by the sensation they had experienced. "THIS IS NOT MY HAND AT ALL" they all cried and threw money onstage with their left hands. The rest is jizzstory
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Good and also terrible. I've been making progress coming off opiates but this has revealed some serious gastrointestinal issues that I need checked out. I got a bunch of natural remedy stuff I'm hoping will save me before it's too late. I've had some good news about someone I care about too
How is Mr. Hung?
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Listen
I've got some advice for you little buddy
Before you point your finger at wren you should know that he's the man
And if he's the man then you're the man and Lannys the man as well
So you can train a fucking dog to lick wariats aaaaasssssssssssssssssssss
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
What if you're a refrigerator repairman? Then your job is to expend energy to make things colder. If you fixed a fridge easily with no effort the net temperature change would be in the negative degrees.
2022-06-14 at 1:20 AM UTC
in
this chick is so freaking hot
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Someone should take your internet away for 2 weeks and you can reassess your life. When you got out of jail, how would you compare your frame of mind to how it is now?
2022-06-14 at 12:15 AM UTC
in
Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
It's hard to imagine any politician who would be morally above doing such a thing. I'm not saying they don't exist, I'm just saying I can't think of any. Maybe Bernie Sanders and Will Hurd. Think that's it.
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I used to have a membership to documenting reality and has reality has gotten more surreal it would be cool to have kept that and watched that all pandemic but instead I did some other cool stuff
2022-06-13 at 11:12 PM UTC
in
Why need a well off-grid?
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Did you get that place in the desert?
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
My hand hurts from constantly high fiving T-Cuck while spit roasting the green M&M. Next we're cooming for the Californian raisenette
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Just know it is always your fault all the time
2022-06-13 at 2:50 AM UTC
in
Podcast Topics
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
What should it be called?
Black hole bum
Won't u cum
Wash away my stain?
Good morning NIS bliss?
Chicken and waffles right fucking now please
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Dave Mustache
David Mustard
Dave Muscletang
Dave Molson
Dave Moostin
Dave Must Die
MUST OBEY DAVE
DAVE MUST OBEY
DIE DAVE DIE
DAVE DIE
DIE DIE
DIE
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Spectral, Does Dave Mustang talk to you directly through his records?