Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Call the crowlice they're not keeping a nice safe social distance and trying to give me CROWna virus
I've got a tree full of RAVENS by me that I have to live symbiotically with. They eat from the compost, even super spicy Indian food and are completely fearless. I have the utmost respect for them and treat then like canaries for if something seems amiss with the ravens I trust something is amiss in my vicinity
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You don't have any charisma or anyway to influence people so that will never happen. You can't even look people in the eye
Maybe improve your social skills, hang out with someone better than you and get on the tip they're on
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I find it extremely hard to bust unless I invent an emotional connection in my head (hard) or convince them to hit/hurt me/threaten me and I also hit them and/or threaten them (little easier). I wish I was making this up. It's literally a problem and embarrassing for both of us when I don't coom so I have to be "It's all good I just like sex" but then sex is on my broken brain and it's going nowhere.
I've substituted sex for emotional intimacy and learned to dissociate while doing so. Definitely should talk to someone about it but when I tried talking to a psychologist about it a few months ago she kinda glossed over it. I wish people were judgier with my sexual issues, It might help me to understand them better. I have an above average sized dack as well which allows me to get away with alot.
Idk I guess understanding myself sexually isn't the most important thing but I wish I knew why I only get those good tingles and feel alive from violence when my dicks out. Seems like the kinda thing someone should talk to me about before it gets out of hand.
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I was talking about Chester Bennington from linkin 182 committing suicide with my friend yesterday and we both just had to acknowledge that suicide is always personal and inexplicable and if yoy decide you're gonna actually do it, chances are you're actually going to do it.
I remember Rob Ford got flak for not wanting a suicide prevention call center to be funded publicly and I thought that made sense because if you're really suicidal, you don't care if you have to pay a toll for it (you're gonna die and if you live then it was money well spent) and I would think anyone who isn't helped and kills themselves anyway, they don't pay the phone bill so it should really be a 1-900 charge. Why isn't this a chapter in freakonomics?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I almost just got a prostitute. Basically was just driving around and feeling depressed doing some errands and wanted someone I didn't know to have a clean slate with to whine about depression and suck my dick. I have procured prostitutes maybe twice in my life and not for along time. It was pretty holden caulfield (not that I've read catcher in the rye) of me. The first one who caught My eye I messaged and she had signal so her name came up "ms. Piss *moneybag sign* and had an out of province number. I felt really comfortable and we talked for a bit and she said she was free right away but I had to go to my friends house for a minute first. She thought I was someone she knew because I also had signal. When I stopped focusing and manifesting a bluejob I started feeling lethargic and super depressed again and even less connected. I didn't go.
Tl Dr was gonna get a hooker because depression and lack of connection and then didn't because of depression and lack of connection. Would probably have to wear a condom for head anyway. This felt good to type. I hope someone calls me a bitch and a faggor
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Where did the phrase "cross my heart and hope to die" come from? It's a cool phrase that doesn't make sense
2022-06-14 at 11:25 PM UTC
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Do you miss Sploo?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Yes, I think about him almost daily because he was a good gont who was unique. I hope where he is now is free from pain and confusion
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Whatever happened to kim dotcom, he was such a likable eccentric weirdo
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Wtf is freebase Bundy? I used to love drinking cough syrup and people used to tag me in memes about it but then I grew up and put those toys away but I sometimes YEARN for that nice warm glow. I have at least 3 good memories on it and only like 2 bad ones. One of the good ones is also one of the bad
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I will forever make people uncomfortable by oversharing
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I was dreaming I was defending my baby mom from some tall bitch at a baseball game, I threw her on the ground then told her to get the biggest guy she knew then this skinny guy came out of nowhere trying to slap me and I was like "really?" and was about to triumphantly thump him when my stepson came and woke me up trying to get me to blow up a balloon for him
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
There was a release the other day locally charging 4 young black men with a shooting, 3 of which were all the same age and all had the same last name and their first and middle names were so stereotypically ridiculous, it was like that key and peele combine sketch. Like I have absolutely no idea how it would even be pronounced. I think they're triplets (or more likely cuzzins) who were destined to fail from the start
