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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

  1. Originally posted by mmQ /grandma making an "oh my word!" face emoji goes here

  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    You probably have a life size poster
  4. The Quiet War has begun, with silent weapons
    And the new slavery is to keep the people poor and stupid
    "Novus Ordo Seclorum"

    How can there be any logic in biological war?
    We all know this is wrong, but the New World Order's beating down the door
    Oh, something needs to be done

    There was a king (an evil king), who dreamt the wickedest of dreams
    An ancient mystery no prophet could interpret
    Of seven years of famine; the wolf is at my door
    As predicted years ago: that that was, that is, that is no more

    The Word predicts the future, and tells the truth about the past
    Of how the world leaders will hail the new Pharaoh
    The Eighth False King to the Throne
    Washington is next!

    Disengage their minds, sabotage their health
    Promote sex and war and violence in the kindergartens
    Blame the parents and teachers; it's their fault
    "Annuit Coeptis"

    Attack the church dynamic
    Attack the family
    Keep the public undisciplined 'till nothing left is sacred
    And the "have-nots" get hooked and have to go to the "haves" just to cop a fix

    I am the King (an evil king), who dreams the wickedest of dreams
    An ancient mystery nobody could interpret
    Of seven empires falling; the wolf is at my door
    As predicted years ago: that that was, that is, that is no more

    The Word predicts my future, and tells the truth about my past
    Of how the world's leaders are waiting to usher in the eighth world power of modern Rome
    Washington is next!

    There was a king (an evil king), who dreamt the wickedest of dreams
    An ancient mystery no prophet could interpret
    Of seven empires falling; the wolf is at my door
    As predicted years ago: that that was, that is, that is no more

    I am a king, and I dream the wildest dreams
    And nobody could interpret
    Seven empires falling; the wolf is at my door
    Oh, that that was, that is, that is no more

    There's something at my door
    Some ancient mystery
    The future tells the truth about the past
    And I'm the Eighth False King to the Throne
    I've got you in my cross hairs; now, ain't that a bitch?
    Washington!
    You're next!



  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Spectral, Does Dave Mustang talk to you directly through his records?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dave Mustache
    David Mustard
    Dave Muscletang
    Dave Molson
    Dave Moostin
    Dave Must Die

    MUST OBEY DAVE
    DAVE MUST OBEY
    DIE DAVE DIE
    DAVE DIE
    DIE DIE
    DIE
  7. Dave Mustato
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I kept scratching my scalp while I was high and cut it open and now I have a bandaid on the top of my head to stop the bleeding
  9. Originally posted by Rape Monster I kept scratching my scalp while I was high and cut it open and now I have a bandaid on the top of my head to stop the bleeding

    Was it your dick scalp
  10. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Was it your dick scalp

    No but I have indeed injured that before

    this is like the very top of my head. I kept scratching and rubbing this little rough spot up there and it felt really nice so I kept going it and next thing I knew there was blood all over
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Originally posted by Rape Monster No but I have indeed injured that before

    this is like the very top of my head. I kept scratching and rubbing this little rough spot up there and it felt really nice so I kept going it and next thing I knew there was blood all over

    I actually possess exactly such a spot.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sometimes those can feel good in a weird way, like a bruise. I woke up a few days ago with a weird little cut on my ballzac that I can't account for how it got there but nonetheless when I would sort of lightly graze it with my finger or fuck with it, it felt peculiarly enjoyable and now that it's gone I kinda miss it, but not enough to intentionally cut my sack in order to get it back.
  13. Originally posted by mmQ Sometimes those can feel good in a weird way, like a bruise. I woke up a few days ago with a weird little cut on my ballzac that I can't account for how it got there but nonetheless when I would sort of lightly graze it with my finger or fuck with it, it felt peculiarly enjoyable and now that it's gone I kinda miss it, but not enough to intentionally cut my sack in order to get it back.

    You were abducted by aliens, they messed with your bits, then they wiped your memory.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just know it is always your fault all the time
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You were abducted by aliens, they messed with your bits, then they wiped your memory.

    Well Im glad they did. 10/10 .Would get abducted again.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My hand hurts from constantly high fiving T-Cuck while spit roasting the green M&M. Next we're cooming for the Californian raisenette
  17. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I actually possess exactly such a spot.

    in your ass.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  19. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in your ass.

    No I actually own such a spot but it's located in YOUR ass
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