Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-06-20 at 10:08 PM UTC in Official Totse Suicide Helpline
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   It's pretty funny that Ted bundy used to work on a rape crisis hotline
2. 2022-06-20 at 9:15 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Colostomy bags are pretty funny tho. There was a guy I was in prison with who was in a halfway house in a wheelchair with a colostomy bag and robbed a bank and got away but they knew it was him. He went to his brothers house and gave him $1000 and told him he just wanted him to send him a little TV that people are allowed. His brother did not and thought it was hilarious that he didn't. The brother who was in the wheelchair knew he was done for so he filled his colostomy bag up with drugs and allowed himself to be arrested and smuggled the dope into jail. The brothers were eventually incarcerated in the same institution and laughed about it although the wheelchair bound one did not share any drugs with his brother. The one in the wheelchair eventually walked with a peg leg that had flames on it for some reason like an old mustang.
3. 2022-06-20 at 2:06 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by POLECAT so as of this am I have eaten quail 3 times,, two times my guts got fucked the fuck up over it,, so I'll be trying them 3 more times and if I get fucked up 2 more times I'll be done with em 4 eva

   
   I had fried quail and bullfrog at a Chinese restaurant that had a picture of a cat on the side and it fucked my guts up too. Shocker
4. 2022-06-20 at 1:24 PM UTC in Hey Kafka
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Wariat what about cigarette man? isnt he an incel according to sudo and had a sex case?

   
   He has a deep seeded hatred towards women for their rejection and charging him with raping them. Exploiting them is better than killing them which he wishes he had the testicular fortitude to attempt
5. 2022-06-20 at 1:15 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I just ate some suboxone and am going to roll a joint while driving a truck that's hauling a trailer behind it in the rain. Someone I kno in another town got raided last night and I feel bad for him but he's not bright. I'm gonna burn like $100 today in fuel at least. What the actual fuck?
6. 2022-06-20 at 12:28 PM UTC in the world is a joke and i don't know how much longer i'm willing to tolerate it
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   You gotta make your own minigame where you can make the rules. Join my commune
7. 2022-06-20 at 12:26 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Im drinking an amp energy drink for breakfast, probly gonna smoke a joint in a few and wash it down with some omeprazole pills
   
   CANT RELATE
8. 2022-06-20 at 12:25 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Captain falcon is unable to procure Marijuana products outside of the darknet so the fact that large swaths of the population are consuming THC pathologically for breakfast is upsetting to him
9. 2022-06-20 at 12:22 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? No, this is simply YOU projecting your weak physical constitution onto other people: no, normal people don't get a tummy ache booboo from not having breakfast. Ok, Jacob?
   
   The rest of your post is effeminate posturing as a cope for your failure of a vertebral column.

   
   I'm sorry that being confronted with your developmentally delayed social skills and befuddlement of normal interaction sends you into a tearful spiral of frustration.
   
   It's just a popular meme, it's ok that you don't relate, it's pretty hard for most people to relate to an awkward and confused little Pakistani so don't take it personally. I'm sure there are plenty of other people just like you put there who can't interact with society to save your life and internalize their insecure frustration over their shortcomings. They just usually don't get triggered by memes so easily but it's pretty funny that you do
10. 2022-06-20 at 2:39 AM UTC in Why are all men in their mid 30's like this?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by cigreting ive slammed more hos than you will ever in your pathetic simp life
    my tactics were not giving a fuck and treating them like shit and it worked almost every time. The way the j00ish media makes males in movies and tv programs act is hilarious. Women dont get turned on by any of that shit in the real world

    
    There is absolutely nothing of substance in this post. I asked about the 10 years since your sexual assault conviction. Everything you post reeks of involuntary celibacy cringing way too hard trying to compensate.
    
    Just be yourself, as sad as you are and you'll feel better
11. 2022-06-20 at 2:31 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just choke her to death and say she liked it rough
    
    

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You keep posting memes that don't apply to any actual human being and are clearly made by someone who doesn't interact with humans.

    
    That meme actually applies to basically every female and many urban males. You have the worst set of social skills of everyone on this site. You visibly shake when interacting with retail salespeople
12. 2022-06-20 at 12:53 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My dad is currently in a local marijuana growing contest and is in first place with the biggest plant
    
    

    
    Is it just people in his building? Those are already too big for the pots, they're gonna plateau if he doesn't transplant well before flowering
13. 2022-06-19 at 10:43 PM UTC in Damn
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Kafka Stop using American English

    
    It would be "tries" because "try's" isn't even a word I don't think, if it is it would be a contraction of "try is" which would occur rarely. Fuck the metric system
14. 2022-06-19 at 10:40 PM UTC in Why need a well off-grid?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Why not just farm moisture like on tatooine? What can you mansplain to me about that, Obi Wozny Kenobi?
15. 2022-06-19 at 10:36 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Bradley my blood pressure is the highest it has ever been 138-140/76-80 and they said that's not too bad since I drink a lot of coffee, smoke, have bi polar, and refuse to take any form of sedititives.

    
    Bipolar runs in my family but I don't have it. I just have untreatable manicness
16. 2022-06-19 at 10:33 PM UTC in Happy Motherfuckers Day
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Happy Traumas Day
17. 2022-06-19 at 10:18 PM UTC in Damn
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by 2fly4U2 I always consider the source - a dude or dudette who try’s way too hard to come off as edgy - snoozers
    
    Kafka is cool you are not

    
    You don't apostrophize "try's" like that how fucking dare you?
    
    STRIKE ONE
18. 2022-06-19 at 9:50 PM UTC in Podcast Topics
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Can we start this already? Even if it was over zoom or one of the other things I think it would be worthy
19. 2022-06-19 at 9:49 PM UTC in Poledaddy's fatherly wisdom thread
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by POLECAT I aint got no damn kids and my worthless daddy done kicked the bucket thanks fur reminding me to call me step dad tho he's a worthy old cuss

    
    That's good you had a step-dad who was a positive influence on you, that's more rare than a good father so be grateful for that. What is some wisdom he BESTOWED upon you?
20. 2022-06-19 at 8 PM UTC in Poledaddy's fatherly wisdom thread
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Happy faddahs day rollie poley poley. Hope it's smooth QUAILING for you