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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't find many attractive. Over the last 5 years my city has been overrun with them. There are two at my step kids daycare who are ok looking. The less attractive one is really sweet so I'd prefer her. The other one is too gooky gooky
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My son is going to be massive af, he's like 3 feet tall now and ridiculously strong for a baby/toddler. The other day my friends drunken blonde whore baby mom picked him up and he beat the fuck out of her face and ripped hair out of her head but wanted her to continue holding her so he could wail on her. He's going to be the new thotslayer for sure. I'm basically as white as they come but he's got some Puerto Rican in him so when the sun hits him he gets swarthy. Brock Lesner has already been informed of him and has gone into hiding
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No one has real free will. From birth you are programmed to think a certain way, by the time you are legally able to exercise alleged "free will" you've already been indoctrinated with more shit that a shit factory in Shitsville Tennessee. When you think you are exercising free will you are really just subconsciously running it by your well established internal "rule book" first.

    This is absolutely meaningless/pointless. That's like saying the only way to have any free will is be a moron who makes decisions randomly based on nothing but your feelings and have no memory. Yall niggas have never read paradise lost
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Suboxone makes my poop so hard it's like I'm shitting out razorblades. Luckily that is my fetish
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's your face
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nah in fact nobody else read it either. Your tryhard posts are a hard skip because saying a bunch of shit doesn't constitute a comeback.

    Nobody is trying to make a "comeback" unless this feels like cyberbullying to you. I am merely offering you some advice on how to improve your piss poor social skills. Pretending you didn't read it because your piss poor social skills leave you unable to form a coherent response just reinforces the facts laid out and prevents you from evolving beyond a socially stunted boichild
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The real Jeff Hunter is reading this thread right now fuming that someone has figured his whole life out and his secrets he has worked so hard to guard
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka He knows I’m not serious

    You have a dorks coom on yo face



    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Didn't read any of this Jacobian nonsense. You're very cringey and try way too hard.

    Nobody believes you didn't read this and it's very cute how upset it makes you. I bet you have a stutter
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Ask him if he wants to post on the best website on the net
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Tell him you're pregnant and going to kill yourself and see what he says
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Energy transference between the universe and our beings is karmatic

    Also, today I went to a store to get 36 pieces of lumber which were 6 feet long, I threw in 3 extras making is 39 and then come to find out somehow 4 pieces were 5 feet Long and essentially useless to me. I can't prove it but if I had gotten 36 I bet they would all have been 6 feet Long.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Not at all. And how would you know? You're a literal pedofile.

    Also Sudo Thanking that post was very beta, you really do need the backup though.

    Let's be honest Ms. Falcone, you have difficulty interacting with others, live a very boring and unsatisfactory existence and project your inadequacies onto others. You know this, I know this, the entire website knows this. You have done it consistently for years and are overt character traits you exhibit. Perhaps if you were more socially astute you would have a better sense of awareness of yourself and how your interpersonal shortcomings are displayed
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Mmq is a professional Tickle monster
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I would just laugh if someone said that to me and was serious.

    Yeah I was kinda joking and trying to emotionally manipulate her into continuing the Relationship from prism and figured she would like that. My favorite memory of being with her was drinking a bunch of lean and watching the old tales from the crypt show with her.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster When I was young I worked in a factory with this funny black kid and he pointed to this like 60 year gross old beat up looking white woman one day and said "that's the type of woman who sucks the WHOOOOLE dick!" and I couldn't stop laughing and still think about ig

    I bet that kid is now living off a comfy inheritance from an old woman who left him everything

    When I was in da penzo I wrote this ratchet girl "if you killed me like an episode of dateline I would love you from beyond the grave" and when I got out and went to her crack shack I found the letter and she had circled that part and wrote "best thing anyone has ever said to me" in the margins. Everyone around her dies but she manages to stay alive somehow. I keep my distance
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Imagine a smoking hot girl taking ur whole nut then screaming like a beast and plunging a blade into u repeatedly

    That's literally what I'm into, hard to build up trust in order to implement similar scenarios
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I want to be murdered and have my corpse raped and mutilated

    Great, now here's another depraved thing I need the woman to say during sex for me to nut.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker At least we don't measure temperature with something as imprecise as metric. I mean with only 100 ticks between freezing and boiling you can't possibly be as accurate as measuring the same range with 80 more points of reference.

    WHATS YOUR IQ???????????????
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker At least we don't measure temperature with something as imprecise as metric. I mean with only 100 ticks between freezing and boiling you can't possibly be as accurate as measuring the same range with 80 more points of reference.

    Haha can't tell if serious but given your humorless track record I have to imagine this is absolute confirmation that you are NOT smarter than the dumbest american 4th grader or whatever that Jeff Foxworthy show was.

    There are not enough in the world for this post if you're not being post ironic which I don't think you are capable of being intentionally
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Know what's more dangerous than skydiving? Almost everything
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