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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? What a strange thing to do.

    I just wonder why you're taking the side of known retard liar sudo.

    Do you feel like you are at war with everything to do with me?
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dis bish said 20 mo mins idk bout it
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I did traffic control aka sign flipping before and it sucks on hot days but you definitely meet some fucking people. Everyone there you kind of eventually see why they don't have a decent job. The bosses are the worst because they're treating it as a career when their job will eventually be replaced by a robot (and is in some places)
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung i don't understand. care to clarify?

    Bish said come over in an hour she had to wash the last guys cum out of her hair first
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Except none of those things are true about me and all of them apply to Jacob. Are you retarded?



    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? It's for people who are retarded due to drugs, not retarded due to Downs Syndrome.

    You have a problem with me Bradley? Did I hurt you?

    Oh this must mean you "have a problem" with me, likely due to some hurt feelings in the past. Please allow me to open the space so you can air your grievancey vagine

    Could you please do an assessment of me? I would so very much like to read it, I'm sure with all your insights into social nuances it would be very enlightening. I also forgot that the fact that you're a bored, introverted Pakistani order fulfiller means you're not a bored, introverted Pakistani order fulfiller. Easy mistake to make but I'm so sorry

    Can you please tell me about some friends of yours that you see on a regular basis? I'm so eager to learn about friends having never made any before. I just live in the house on my 7 acre estate and never go outside for some reason. I have never made any acquaintances either because nobody in a krmnl subculture interacts with each other, we all just buy weed with bitcoin over the internet. I also smell amazing because I stay inside all the time and am always washing my hands and showering, that's the only one you got wrong 🙃

    Inb4 "didn't read" "no u" or "u typed a few sentences lol I autistically satisfied my desire for social interaction ftd!"

    Sad
    Brown
    Kid
    😴
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung it's lackluster because you have too much pride to actually admit that your feelings are hurt, Sudo. It's OK to be vulnerable, it makes you more human. Just admit that I'm right… because I know I am. and we can move on to the next topic.

    You just kicked me right in thr feeling box. You are so right I can't imagine you ever being wrong. I want to move onto the next topic with you, slowly at first, caressing all the subject matter until you bust out your big meaty verb and spray adjectives all over me. You can be the topic, I'll be the bottompic
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Will you post the neglect memes for us to look at?

    They were on snapchat but one of them was about "checking up" on people who don't check up on you and the other was about talking to people who don't reciproc8. She's literally like 25 and lives with her parents and her baby father has custody of her daughter. She doesn't really have anything to offer besides her body and headaches
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    D) is really the only one that applies to me

    I guess I'm successful on paper but I'm really BUSSIN at the seams
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    For a thread with my name in it I find it pretty LACK LUSTERY
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm eating popcorn and staring at a lake for an hour until I can make a dick deposit in a sloot
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a grown woman who was sleeping off a hangover all day cuz u get drunk all night while working as a shot girl, lol. How pathetic is that? Ur a 36 year old single mom living like a 20 year old. Are you ever going to grow up and mature? There's nothing more unappealing than a single mother who does not have her shit together. Ur a huge loser, dude. ⚘❤

    Nigger single mothers who don't have their shit together are the backbone of the American economy. Ever heard of onlyfans? Waitresses? Nurses? Fucking a girl then eating all her kids snacks? Have some respect, they're picking up the pieces of their life and they 👏 don't 👏 need 👏 no 👏 man 👏 💅
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Trump is 48x as funny as Joe.

    What are you favorite Trump moments?

    1. "Why do u call it the China virus?"

    "Cuz it comes from China...bitch"

    2. Taking a photo op with the Navajo code talkers and talking about how he calls Elizabeth Warren pocahontas

    3. Saying "this guy is huge he's so big and famous" then calls Lil pump Lil pimp
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think wellhung is jealous of Casper

    He displays the traits of someone with aspers
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley ya i go to sleep at night, and i wake up at 430.

    If you intend to take another's life or property
    You must sleep early, and wake early.
    Because the sleeping wolf does not get the ham, nor the longresting crow the worm.

    Alot of murders happen around midnight. I think the killers just think "fuck this guy, I'm going to bed"
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bradley I can't wait to find a nice girl and fulfill all of my darkest fantasies, god bless her if she has codependency issues and doesn't know it.

    She a good girl
    Loves her mama
    Loves anal
    And America too
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like some people are leaving me behind. This native girl I used to talk to pretty regularly and got along with because she's crazy sent me 2 memes yesterday basically about how I neglect her. I didn't even open them until today so I kinda proved her point. I need to feel some kinda transcendent Love or I'm gonna be Miserable and leave a bad impression on my kids. I think I figured out a way to see my daughter soon but I'm so fucking busy all the time it's hard to coordinate with someone else when I'm trying to be assertive and make it look like I'll do anything to be there (which I kinda will)

    Dang mang, I need to open myself up and just find one good woman and I know I'll make her very happy. I have a big dick and a long tongue and plenty of mental health issues to keep things interesting. Almost everything I do is somewhat stable so there is a foundation to build on. Problem is I'm really my own worst enemy and idk who I am when I wake up from day to day
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is it weird to be so secondhand embarrassed that i can't even watch that? I just assume it's gonna be not good. I hate presidents I hate politicians I hate everyone that doesn't just wanna let loose and have a good time. That means you too, Donald Dork.

    I miss whatever year that was when date hotel came here. Remember that? What a fun year.

    Was that 2018 or 2019. I loved 2019 much better, I was out of jail for 85% of that year and 2018 was like 40%
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost I only like canadian comedians




    You're making a Colin mocharie of this thread
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hi I'm Laura kikecleaner
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Who's that super j00ish guy (besides all of them) with the glasses, kinda looks like Eugene levy, his name might be Eugene murman idk but he's kinda meta and funny and did a bit where he pretended he found someone else's jokes backstage then later admits they're his. He looks like a fatter Eugene levy idk he might not have a name after all
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