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2022-07-10 at 10:40 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
Originally posted by WellHung Ur a grown woman who was sleeping off a hangover all day cuz u get drunk all night while working as a shot girl, lol. How pathetic is that? Ur a 36 year old single mom living like a 20 year old. Are you ever going to grow up and mature? There's nothing more unappealing than a single mother who does not have her shit together. Ur a huge loser, dude. ββ€
Nigger single mothers who don't have their shit together are the backbone of the American economy. Ever heard of onlyfans? Waitresses? Nurses? Fucking a girl then eating all her kids snacks? Have some respect, they're picking up the pieces of their life and they π don't π need π no π man π π -
2022-07-10 at 10:35 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
Originally posted by mmQ Trump is 48x as funny as Joe.
What are you favorite Trump moments?
1. "Why do u call it the China virus?"
"Cuz it comes from China...bitch"
2. Taking a photo op with the Navajo code talkers and talking about how he calls Elizabeth Warren pocahontas
3. Saying "this guy is huge he's so big and famous" then calls Lil pump Lil pimp -
2022-07-10 at 1:07 PM UTC in Sudo used to call Casper his friend...I think wellhung is jealous of Casper
He displays the traits of someone with aspers -
2022-07-10 at 12:21 PM UTC in Bradley is trying to fuck Scron behind Meikai's back...
Originally posted by Bradley ya i go to sleep at night, and i wake up at 430.
If you intend to take another's life or property
You must sleep early, and wake early.
Because the sleeping wolf does not get the ham, nor the longresting crow the worm.
Alot of murders happen around midnight. I think the killers just think "fuck this guy, I'm going to bed" -
2022-07-10 at 12:45 AM UTC in Kafka Tired To Convince Me My BF Was Abusive
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2022-07-09 at 11:37 PM UTC in What I miss most about being in a faithful long term relationshipI feel like some people are leaving me behind. This native girl I used to talk to pretty regularly and got along with because she's crazy sent me 2 memes yesterday basically about how I neglect her. I didn't even open them until today so I kinda proved her point. I need to feel some kinda transcendent Love or I'm gonna be Miserable and leave a bad impression on my kids. I think I figured out a way to see my daughter soon but I'm so fucking busy all the time it's hard to coordinate with someone else when I'm trying to be assertive and make it look like I'll do anything to be there (which I kinda will)
Dang mang, I need to open myself up and just find one good woman and I know I'll make her very happy. I have a big dick and a long tongue and plenty of mental health issues to keep things interesting. Almost everything I do is somewhat stable so there is a foundation to build on. Problem is I'm really my own worst enemy and idk who I am when I wake up from day to day -
2022-07-09 at 11:25 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
Originally posted by mmQ Is it weird to be so secondhand embarrassed that i can't even watch that? I just assume it's gonna be not good. I hate presidents I hate politicians I hate everyone that doesn't just wanna let loose and have a good time. That means you too, Donald Dork.
I miss whatever year that was when date hotel came here. Remember that? What a fun year.
Was that 2018 or 2019. I loved 2019 much better, I was out of jail for 85% of that year and 2018 was like 40% -
2022-07-09 at 10:59 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
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2022-07-09 at 10:44 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?Hi I'm Laura kikecleaner
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2022-07-09 at 10:44 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?Who's that super j00ish guy (besides all of them) with the glasses, kinda looks like Eugene levy, his name might be Eugene murman idk but he's kinda meta and funny and did a bit where he pretended he found someone else's jokes backstage then later admits they're his. He looks like a fatter Eugene levy idk he might not have a name after all
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2022-07-09 at 7:50 PM UTC in Sophie Libra SuspectI started long posting about getting molested as a kid then deleted it and now I feel dirty
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2022-07-09 at 7:49 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?Richard Pryor was amazing too, his shows were rolled coasters. Eddie Murphy was funny too.
I'm gonna do open Mike with my friend sometime we talked about it before. My friend has anxiety but looks like a total bro but with dyed yellow/orange hair and will definitely be taking Xanax bars before going on stage. Most of my material involves the prison trade of vomited up methadone. We need a third to record it -
2022-07-09 at 7:22 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?I like Carlos Mensa
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2022-07-09 at 7:20 PM UTC in What I miss most about being in a faithful long term relationship
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2022-07-09 at 7:10 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
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2022-07-09 at 7:08 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
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2022-07-09 at 7:04 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
Originally posted by mmQ What's your favorite joke of hers?
My favorite joke of hers is
"The other day I was hanging out with literally all of my black friend and she was like 'guuuurl'...you probly think I'm gonna do a super racist impression but no she was like 'guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl' (gets super racist pantomime) we were like mid double dutch and I was like "stop yelling were not at the movies"
So basically the premise is a black girl saying "gurl"
I like Kristin Schaal. Most Amy Schumer sucks -
2022-07-09 at 6:44 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?I like uhhhh...Nort McBarnacle
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2022-07-09 at 6:37 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
Originally posted by Kafka Also itβs not learned helplessness. Iβm hypersensitive and being touched unexpectedly stuns me, so I donβt react.
I know someone who was a Teacher in a class with a severely autistic girl who was apparently kinda hot. He was told her body sensory processing was off and a boy put his hand on her back and she beat the living shit out of him.
I've been trying to find tha5 girl ever since -
2022-07-09 at 5:24 PM UTC in Sophie Libra SuspectKafka isn't really toxic tho like she doesn't seem to enjoy arguing and her vitriol seems to come from a defensive place. Maybe she's just not super emotionally unhealthy or maybe when she grows emotionally she will be toxic idk
