Posts by Sudo

1. 2022-07-09 at 7:50 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I started long posting about getting molested as a kid then deleted it and now I feel dirty
2. 2022-07-09 at 7:49 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Richard Pryor was amazing too, his shows were rolled coasters. Eddie Murphy was funny too.
   
   I'm gonna do open Mike with my friend sometime we talked about it before. My friend has anxiety but looks like a total bro but with dyed yellow/orange hair and will definitely be taking Xanax bars before going on stage. Most of my material involves the prison trade of vomited up methadone. We need a third to record it
3. 2022-07-09 at 7:22 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I like Carlos Mensa
4. 2022-07-09 at 7:20 PM UTC in What I miss most about being in a faithful long term relationship
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by cigreting Get rid of the unemployed bitch and the other mans cum and those things will cum easy

   
   Actually my son is the biggest thing that gives me fulfillment and purpose. Do you have anything to live for?
5. 2022-07-09 at 7:10 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm I said every one of Melissa McCarthy films made me laugh. Also maybe Katt Williams because he has good one liners & sweats A LOT ;)

   
   Dom irerra sweats more than Katt Williams
6. 2022-07-09 at 7:08 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Kafka So you’re a pedo?

   
   This post is so non toxic I put it in a marker and Gave it to the chillins I molest
7. 2022-07-09 at 7:04 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ What's your favorite joke of hers?

   
   My favorite joke of hers is
   
   "The other day I was hanging out with literally all of my black friend and she was like 'guuuurl'...you probly think I'm gonna do a super racist impression but no she was like 'guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl' (gets super racist pantomime) we were like mid double dutch and I was like "stop yelling were not at the movies"
   
   So basically the premise is a black girl saying "gurl"
   
   I like Kristin Schaal. Most Amy Schumer sucks
8. 2022-07-09 at 6:44 PM UTC in Who is your favorite comedian?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I like uhhhh...Nort McBarnacle
9. 2022-07-09 at 6:37 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Kafka Also it’s not learned helplessness. I’m hypersensitive and being touched unexpectedly stuns me, so I don’t react.

   
   I know someone who was a Teacher in a class with a severely autistic girl who was apparently kinda hot. He was told her body sensory processing was off and a boy put his hand on her back and she beat the living shit out of him.
   
   I've been trying to find tha5 girl ever since
10. 2022-07-09 at 5:24 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Kafka isn't really toxic tho like she doesn't seem to enjoy arguing and her vitriol seems to come from a defensive place. Maybe she's just not super emotionally unhealthy or maybe when she grows emotionally she will be toxic idk
11. 2022-07-09 at 5:18 PM UTC in What I miss most about being in a faithful long term relationship
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I miss being happy and fulfilled and motivated
12. 2022-07-09 at 5:16 PM UTC in Lori Lightfoot is the ugliest nigger alive...
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Oh man that's the midget from the memes I legit thought that was a homeless person or marginally employed tiktokker
13. 2022-07-09 at 4:27 PM UTC in My neighborhood
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by cigreting I hope someone runs your faggot ass over with a 18 wheeler then backs up to check on what they ran over

    
    If you died how long would it be before anyone cared enough to check on you? I bet it's a week and could be longer if your body didn't stink so much
14. 2022-07-08 at 10:45 PM UTC in Concrete is a liquid and so is glass
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I poured concrete today and feel like some got in my throat so I keep spitting. I hate mixing it
15. 2022-07-08 at 10:30 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by frala Too nutty for me

    
    She hasn't learned the kraft
16. 2022-07-08 at 10:22 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
    
    That information has WellHung Thread written all over it

    
    Can you tell I was eating peanut butter when I posted it?
17. 2022-07-08 at 10:21 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    She's all legume and doom
18. 2022-07-08 at 9:43 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The worst thing about Kafka is that she doesn't like peanut butter. She has gone on record stating she doesn't care for it and the texture
    
    We can obviously extrapolate so much from this so I'll just throw it out there
19. 2022-07-08 at 9:21 PM UTC in Oral
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think she should be ordering you to nut too and you can't so she keeps telling you horrible things and eventually you nut and then after no normal blow job or sex feels the same and it has to be horrible and painful so you have to seek out unsatisfying sexual encounters in order to be satisfied.
    
    I call it "slow job 2020" (it takes place in the year 2020 for no reason)
20. 2022-07-08 at 9:04 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I celebrated Kummah by coincidentally being at a grocery store at 1:00 which is the usual time of the khutba at masjid on Jummah. I recited Al Fatah out loud about 10-12 times and angrily ranted about the zionist company sodastream and their exploitation of Palestinian workers and contributions to the conflict to my employee, then tried to involve a fat Arab looking guy with a broken arm who just seemed to want to stay out of it. I made sure every old white lady I walked by heard me muttering in Arabic.
    
    Then we went outside and smoked a joint and talked about the Relationship between Das Juden and Arabs. It was a spiritual experience