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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Lol that's an amazingly retarded interpretation of an already heavily metaphorical film.

    The most important is that humanity in general are not "slaves" in the Matrix universe. They are probably the most well treated POWs of all time.

    The backstory is that AI emerged in the Matrix world and decides to fuck off and create its own country because it doesn't like being enslaved but doesn't want to hurt or interact with humanity much at all. But AI country does too well for itself, so well that humanity attacks it and then loses. AI country forgives them, humanity attacks it again and loses again. This time AI country creates a more permanent, (naively) morally ideal solution, which is that it puts all of humanity into their own personal simulated heaven, where all their needs and desires are met, while using the humans as metabolic batteries. As a result they are fundamentally productive for even being alive, and rewarded for it with perfect bliss.

    But humanity eventually gets bored with their personal heavens and thinks it's too gay, then basically ask for an MMORPG that resembles the normal world they inhabited before, coupled with a collective memory reset so nobody knows they are in a virtual world and get discontent with it. The AI finds this to be morally acceptable. Thus setting in motion the events of the film.

    Then the relationship between those characters is literally about different ways of dealing with their epistemic/ontological condition. Not "slavery".

    Agent Smith is decidedly not the "slave master". A central part of his character is that he is exactly as much of a "slave". He's literally a multiply expendable, interchangeable cog in the machine that is identified by a generic name. He isn't even a real person.

    Morpheus isn't just trying to "wake up the slaves". He disagrees that having a phenomenological position where you can't determine your ontological situation means the ontology is irrelevant.

    Cypher isn't just "happy to be a slave". He comes realize/be convinced that ultimately the steak is actually juicy and delicious to him. No matter how Morpheus tries to put it, whether or not he even agrees with whether knowing the ontological truth is possible, it's just irrelevant. The "prize" he wins for rebelling against the matrix would be living in a shitty post apocalyptic world with no higher power to make sure nothing goes too wrong. Humanity would just be free to screw itself some other way. He just gets a different, shittier experience that is nevertheless "truer". But he's convinced that the "truthfulness" is just irrelevant then why should he do that?

    Now realize that I don't particularly love the Matrix and haven't watched the series in a long time, didn't really keep up with the expanded universe (watched some Animatrix back in the day tho). This is all stuff I just know because the series was INSANELY heavy handed on metaphors. Like Babby's First Filosofy Story.

    If you actually like the series enough to make a meme about it, how did they ever end up at "le slaves"?

    Did you really type this much about the matrix in the year of Lord 2022 and expect anyone to read it? I think you might be a non verbal autistic
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting i stil tink ur granps getd me dik hrd wen he sukn my bols u fagit

    Sad. I've kinda realized you are too cowardly and boring to go on an incel themed killing spree and will just die in mediocrity so it's kinda just cyberbullying you at this point. I'll leave you alone
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    She's a cold ass honkey
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster sometimes I think I would be better off as a cake monster than rape monster…

    I wonder how long that slampig who was on cupcakes wars mourned kr0z
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka K

    You get anxiety but I get the impression it doesn't cause you to talk fast
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting lol u think some worn out bitch that burns oil n sloppy tranny is hot

    If you think anyone is hot but are too paralyzed by fear, insecurity and ugliness to be sexually active you are a cowardly cuckold of the highest order
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost nah man he might have a harm reduction kit but he kicked out my bro for snorting oxy in his bathroom ,he found the residue.

    He said "hey man I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life but I do not want HARD DRUGS in my house!"

    What a buzzkill. I'm glad you spilled his bong water onto his shag carpet on the way out
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung I want a 3some with Sudo and Wren.

    Sorry but my heart belongs to Casper πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜±β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ£οΈπŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Meanwhile she’s trying to sell pics of me for $80.

    What will she do for an extra 20? What will you do for an extra $25? Who would be the "man" in the lesbian power dynamic between you, and for an extra 20 would you sexually assault/butn effigies of each other?
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost STOP!
    can you be sure what you're taking is safe?
    Remember to take a spore print if unsure and always keep a marquis reagent in your harm reduction kit.

    Happy tripping! remember SET AND SETTING MAN


    I wanna be friends with that guy. I bet you could hang out at his house as long as you wanted and he'd never ask you to leave
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The catalyst converters are garbage and will make your car explode. Mail it to me and I'll send you a hand written letter complete with a stenciled picture of you
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Probably thebhottest conventionally attractive give I fucked more than once was blonde and smoked crack cokane. I threatened her because she didn't give me 20 for benzos like she said she was going to but I kinda didn't expect her to anyway
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost Buying drugs is not illegal and possession laws are different everywhere. I've heard of Americans that go to prison for years for having 1 gram of cocaine and a joint of weed.

    Sounds like communism to me but hey you voted for it

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/drug-decrim-threshold-1.6477327

    If the BC project works (I think the police commisioners were for it but wanted it only to be basically 1 standard dose) it's going to go around the country although they already said it wouldn't it definitely will. BC is a good place to start because there is a such a wealth gap between the pushers and users, a home costs 3 million and it features the poorest postal code/open air drug market in Canada.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Wow very funny thought Jacob, did you come up with that yourself?

    I just realized it's because of the joker hospital scene in the dork knight. The way the dress is flowing looks like jokers Johnny shirt. I bet heath ledgers corpse looked really hawt for like the first 5 days
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That definitely sucks, idky they yeet the whole cannel and not just remove offending video and prevent from making future ones. He had some hilarious ones with a wide array of topics and settings.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's funny he's like 23 and his body and brain are that of a 60 year old. He says he's testing the long term effects ofbshitty drugs on himself and the effects are clearly transexualism,hair loss and early death. What a selfless hero
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That "bitch" is not directed at anyone it particular, it is the "collective bitch" dude. Things are happening
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    BITCH YALL NEED 2 GET MO +

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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I need to get my BM out asap or I know I'm going to end up back in jail. I'm so sick of this.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo Last time I went to the lasagna store they told me I was gonna have to quiet down, I asked why and they said "because the G is silent"

    Thank you I'll make my way to the suicide store now

    This might be my favorite post I've ever made and its underappreciation is making me itchy
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