best feeling in the world

1. 2018-09-13 at 11:42 AM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   when ur about to have sex and it's like imagine urself sitting on your knees with the girl laying on her back in front of you and then you move each leg outward until you hear two loud pops of ur hips cracking and then you just slide it in. does anyone else do this? i've been told usually ppl aren't flexible enough to do that by more than one person
2. 2018-09-13 at 11:47 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I like having sex with my girlfriend on her newest invention.
   
   
   
   
   
3. 2018-09-13 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Damn nigga you dislocated your hips for the pussy
4. 2018-09-13 at 1:37 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III when ur about to have sex and it's like imagine

   
   I know right??
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5. 2018-09-13 at 1:42 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Haha that's fucking weird. Why would that be preferable? Or you could just angle her right with a pillow on the edge of the bed and slide right in with more power behind ya. That sounds more like a making love thing maybe and the slowest thing I can do is fucksex halfway between having sex and fucking
6. 2018-09-13 at 3:09 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Haha that's fucking weird. Why would that be preferable? Or you could just angle her right with a pillow on the edge of the bed and slide right in with more power behind ya. That sounds more like a making love thing maybe and the slowest thing I can do is fucksex halfway between having sex and fucking

   
   oh, it's not really for having sex, the two just happen one after the other. it's like cracking your knuckles or back except it's inside your thigh/hip and the pop is really deep and satisfying. i do it all the time, not just before sex. i also get stoned as fuck on edibles and stretch and sometimes after you stretch it for like 5 minutes it just all relaxes and pops really loud
7. 2018-09-13 at 3:20 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Draw me a pic..im not understanding this.
8. 2018-09-13 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   It's for having sex. I like leaning back so i can see my cock stretch her pussy and i like to withdraw it and see white cum on my penis.
9. 2018-09-13 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Draw me a pic..im not understanding this.

   
   the legs are basically like in this position
   
10. 2018-09-13 at 3:23 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    HOW DO MAKE A SEX?
11. 2018-09-13 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the legs are basically like in this position
    

    
    Oh! Oooh! Thnx💟
12. 2018-09-13 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Waking up from a good afternoon nap.
13. 2018-09-13 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i've also utilized this position for shooting into a vein on the back of my knee. i had to stretch in it for a while and got flexible before i was able to hit the vein
    
    
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14. 2018-09-13 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Best feeling in the world--putting that in or getting it taken out?
    
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15. 2018-09-13 at 3:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Quitting a job is a pretty nice feeling too.
16. 2018-09-13 at 5:14 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Best feeling in the world–putting that in or getting it taken out?
    
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    wtf did they just pull outta his ass?
    
    
    
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17. 2018-09-13 at 7:45 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
    when ur about to have sex and it's like imagine

    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ I know right??

    
    I had a really big chortle
18. 2018-09-14 at 1:51 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Being able to wake up the next morning knowing how grateful you are to still be alive in this dreadful place of living life, knowing that you’re not better than anyone, but yourself and denaturalize others opinions because for one potential fact: they are not god, and they for damn sure ain’t perfect either. Cosmic energy, guide me to truest path of nothing but positivity. Namaste.
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