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  1. lol that second picture reminds me of this one time i was at work a few months ago and had been kinda bingeing on opiates for a few days and i was doing the dishes in the kitchen and this dude who works in the front came back and was doing something else next to me when all of a sudden i got super nauseous. the bathroom is like a 45 second walk away and you have to have a key too so there was no way i was going to make it there and so i kinda froze because i was about to puke and the normie guy was like "whats wrong?" and i just puked into the trash can 4 times.

    then the next day the other kitchen guy did the exact same thing in the exact same trash can and the exact same normie saw it. just general fyi the people who work in the kitchen are usually the grimier or more fucked up ones and the people in the front are more normal/socially acceptable/the drugs they do are more socially acceptable. all around its a dumb shitshow and my favorite people there are the ones who don't do any drugs at all and i'm also their favorite.
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  2. the really confusing part of this is that a normie looking blond girl and typical "i do mostly weed/coke/alcohol" looking black dude were doing as obscure of an rc as 2c-p.
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  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dammit. still no war stories.

    i want to hear about that time the bunch of you have to wipe each other down, changing each others diapers and carefully clean each others hard to reach places with a damp cloth because there werent enough water for a proper shower.

    a bunch of naked men with hard hat on and nothing else grooming each other with deadly assault rifles in one hand and a damp cloth in the other under the hot, unforgiving afghan sun.

    did u want some? people always want to hear shit about chasing down taliban with knives and gutting them alive and shit and if you're stories aren't like that they're going to call you a pussy but the reality of the situation is they weren't there and there's a LOT more shit that comes with the territory of being in the military and in a hostile country that people who haven't been there just aren't aware of, although it's not necessary to experience those things in that exact setting.

    for example, the first time that i was sure someone was actively trying to kill me was a real eye opener. i remember hearing explosions nearby that were shaking the building that i was in, and getting huge rushes of anxiety/euphoria/adrenaline comparable to a drug, kinda like meth except way more scary. your mind doesn't really forget those things, even if they are minor, they linger in the back and effect your perception of the world.

    or seeing friends who were once strong young men with the world in front of them just mentally destroyed by combat. and the constant fear of death. when i was in afghan this guy in my unit was suicidal so they took his gun away and put him on suicide watch but when they turned their back for a minute he ran for someone else weapon and shot himself in the head with it before anyone could stop him. i rode in the ambulance after that and it smelled like brains while the corpsman was telling me what the smell was and that the guy basically made himself braindead so they had to pull the plug.

    i know/worked with/were friends with a lot of people who died. i know there are more that are dead that i don't know of because i just haven't seen them since boot camp/some other place we were both stationed.

    you see the evil in humanity, you realize some people are shaken and upset over almost killing or killing children/innocents and that others it doesn't bother at all, and that you are legally obligated to take orders for those people and you may be forced to do something you know is unethical by people who don't care, and it wouldn't be a problem for them to send you to jail for doing the right thing and make themselves out to be heroes still.

    that's another thing about the military, the vast majority of it is made up of pieces of shit who like recognition. they do anything for people to call them a hero because they know people are naive and will think they are a hero. they use it to justify whatever they want to and act like total dickheads. i remember once we were doing this exercise on a ship and there was this massive storm that was shaking the boat but they had some flying they were supposed to do that day that the higher ups who were in charge of it really wanted to get done, so they forced them to fly in the weather anyways and i remember them going out to fly and looking scared shitless. all for some other dudes promotion. by the way, this wasn't in war, this was training, so it could have easily been called off. you get in a lot of these situations in the military though, where someone else is risking your life over something really petty.

    as far as the less horrible stuff, it gets fucking cold in afghanistan in the winter. for my first deployment we didn't have any water heating for a couple of months so every shower was ice cold. temps were like in the 20s or 30s at night, and i worked night shift a lot, which means you're out in the cold for hours working in the dark. or in the summer, during the daytime working on a giant metal helicopter in 120 degree weather.

    you don't really have any of the comforts of home, no privacy, no good food (the dankest shit they had was cold cut sandwiches), no freedom or ability to go places or do anything. you're literally prohibited by law to have sex or do drugs/drink. your entire life shrinks down to the people you work directly with, and various forms of death machines. there's no room for anything creative or playful or for yourself. you just sit and watch your life go by and watch people die and get hurt physically and mentally for a dumb reason.

    anyways this kind of turned into a rant about the military. there's a lot of little things that happen too, like being on a bus that had to be diverted because there was an IED on the road, getting rocks thrown at you, once i was running on base and outside these two afghan dudes pulled up on the other side of the fence and were giving me that "if we knew we wouldn't get shot from that guard tower right now we'd gladly kidnap and behead you" look, coming back on helicopters with bullet holes in them, shit like that, but all of that stuff was kind of just stuff that happened. idk
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  4. lol finny u are mentally ill as fuck
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  5. Originally posted by Archer513 “A lot”

    Name 5. Good looking ppl with average intelligence are called “smart” because ppl wanna be them or fuck them.

    The great innovators of the world look like bill gates,Stephen king or Ben Franklin. Not wasting your time screwing and partying for free helps develop the mind.

    thats a dumb stereotype of innovators you have, but typical of someone who is unattractive/stupid/not from california so i'm not surprised
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  7. i just ate an unknown amount of etizolam straight from the bag, dare me to drive?
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  8. all of it. you fester out of a disgusting vagina and ever since then you have to live with the fact that you're going to die and you had no choice. then you go out and make friends and they do fucked up shit and you do fucked up shit and there's some good things like falling in love or getting high but then those good things always end up being the driving force for a shit ton of pain, jealousy, comedowns, loathing, etc etc etc. there's all these weird emotions that are specific to whatever set of specific circumstances that conjured them up so you get to feel your own unique blend of pain. by the time you're done living you realized where you fucked up but by then it's too late anyways and that deal you were signed into by your parents is about to need to be paid then you fucking die and possibly go somewhere where you will endure endless opiate withdrawal in a lake of fire
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  9. do you think the feds would come kick my door in if i was just selling chocolate chip cookies on the darknet? and sometimes people want cookies so they might just buy some if they have like 20 bucks in leftover btc in their account
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  10. this thread makes me want to do cocaine but i'm not going to because then tomorrows going to suck dick
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  11. anyone else done this? when i was younger i used to not be comfortable unless i was totally wasted like to the point of blacking out/having a panic attack/doing extremely reckless shit with no regard for safety, but now i just use drugs to give me a buzz so that i can not hate everything and everyone 24/7

    half the people i interact with are straight up programmed NPCs who don't care about truth at all (why should we?) and they do drugs but i'm not sure why. being high is the only way i can stay sane i don't do this shit to have fun NIGGA
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  12. nobody in this thread has any idea what they're talking about
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  13. Originally posted by DietPiano I went to a black NA meeting one time on accident in the ghetto and thought i was gonna get robbed. there was some good dudes in there tho. IDK, I think I kind of prefer AA bc it's a bit more sophisticated. I don't go to meetings outside my IOP though. Dont have time yet (lol)

    lol once when i had to go to na/aa 3 times a week for this program i was in i had to find another meeting that week and i found some random one on a schedule and showed up and didnt realize it was a womens meeting. i was just hanging out in there until like 5 minutes before they started i realized there were like 50 people in the room and i was the only guy. i told the people in charge i had accidentally come to this meeting so they said i could stay unless anyone objected to it, which nobody did. it was kinda awkward but funny i guess
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  14. i don't have to buy any of that shit because i quit nicotine
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  15. fucking pathetic
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  16. Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah I've never K-holed, and I'm happy for that fact.

    For some it might be interesting and all that… But, personally, I prefer keeping at least some of my connection to the external world in tact.

    how can you be happy for it if you never tried it? i've actually never k holed but i've definitely m holed before and it's very fun. you lay down and close your eyes and feel these waves of euphoric vertigo wash over your head, where each one makes the whole euphoria more intense, and then you just kind of go to this insanely trippy place it's kind of hard to describe. it sounds not fun and looks not fun but it is in fact pretty fun. you should try it.
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  17. damn that flo is sick son
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  18. i just cringed so hard i got an 8 pack of abs
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  19. i don't remember how much I'm getting back because i was on xanax while i did it lmao
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  20. so much for your PLUR you stupid fucking communist sjw's

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