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EPISODE 1
We begin in the Bothersome Family’s home. 3 beds, 2 baths, located in the heart of New York City’s Red Light District. Joshua Bothersome is sitting on the porch with his laptop while his brother, Jacob, pokes at the screen of his iPhone.
(JACOB)
Joe fuckin Biden. Joe mother-fuckin’ Biden. I can’t stand this motherfucka. Stupid white ghost bitch ass hasn’t done anything to bring back net neutrality, hasn’t legalized marijuana, and thinks he’s the fucking god of black people.
(JOSHUA)
Bruh you back on sum bool shit. Ain’ nothin wrong wit tha motha fucken internet. Niggas got lots of shit on that OnlyFans shit, you seen them white hoes?
(JACOB)
I ain’t trying to fuck none of those skank ass bitches you hittin’ up on your apps, nigga. I wanna smoke some reefer and get some money, get my paper straight. I can get into Berkeley. My audition is ready to go, I got things to do.
(JOSHUA)
You tryin’ to fuck a turkey? Get the fuck outta here. You audition on some shit, go get on American Idol nigga. Sing in front of that Katy Perry bitch and then shove ya dick down her throat.
(JACOB)
Not turkey nigga! Berkeley! Damn. You’re dumb as hell. You stay stupid, bro. Keep up that ignorant shit, I’m sure Biden will have you fuckin’ his wife in no time. I’m trying to go to college.
[[Enter Louizy’ana Bothersome.]]
(LOUIZY’ANA)
You boys out here talkin’ shit about hoes again? Shame on y’all. As if We don’t have enough problems in this hood. I’m tryin’ to flip some of that junky shit y’all left out. Pawn shop man Jud the Jeewboy said that juwelry you gave me fa Mother’s Day is fake! Y’all set me up with some fake ass juwelry.
(JOSHUA)
Chill, ma. Damn. I got that juwelry from Toya.
(LOUIZY’ANA)
My sister?! Damn. That bitch is back at it. Oh, well. Can’t do shit.
(JACOB)
Toya got her shit fucked up again. Some whiteboy named Gabe been sending her texts, sayin she owes him money.
(LOUIZY’ANA)
Owe him fa what?!
(JACOB)
They got bitches fightin’ out here. Put that shit up on World Star. You get a bitch to fight a bitch and she get fucked up, you get money. Toya is recordin’ that shit but she ain’t givin’ no shoutouts to that Bronyboy gang.
(JOSHUA)
Bronyboy gang? The fuck you talkin’ about?
[[Enter Ching Chong and Bing Bong. They are both wearing MLP attire and smoking cigarettes.]]
(BING BONG)
Yoo boddershum brack niggush shtoopid. Don know bronygang. We take sheed ovah, ho intanet unda China contro. Now we get Brony Brony Brony powah!
(CHING CHONG)
Yesssss, ohhhh. Sexy pony porn. So intellectual. But you aren’t ready for that level of intellect, black people.
(BING BONG)
Yah! Tree fidds of yo battles awwready losh. Ish shtatishtick I fine on Chineesh intanet. Ish true.
(CHING CHONG)
Peace out, brothers. You get any dick pics, send them to me so I can get off—I mean, make fun of how ugly they are. Later, neeegros!
(LOUIZY’ANA)
Y’all understood a single word they say?
(JOSHUA AND JACOB)
Hell nah.
End scene.
Script premieres at midnight send the mexican homie some funds so he can eat some burritos and tacos and shit out my script when Im done with it!
Bummy gettin a break
Episode 1 coming tonight.
Yes the humor is from a black perspective but I dish it out to everyone so none of yall niggas are safe
We begin with some character profiles.
Mr. Jacob Bothersome. A black man who plays piano and hates his hood.
Mr. Joshua Bothersome. Jacob's younger brother, a thug, a playa, drug dealer and hustler.
Minister Tall Bird Swan, a stupid ass black motherfucker who goes through the hood and makes black people angry by saying everything is racist.
Mrs. Louizy'ana Bothersome, Jacob and Joshua's single mom who is ghetto fabulous and likes to make grape drank and drinks heavily.
Bing Bong, a Chinaman next door who hates America and black people in general.
Ching Chong, the gay brother/roommate of Bing Bong who pretends to hate black people but constantly masturbates to gay porn involving black men who fuck asian guys up the ass.
Toya La'hoya Bothersome, sister of Louizy'ana and auntie of Jacob and Joshua. She gets in street fights often with other women.
Gabe Utsechs, a white fellow who is constantly on the internet looking up memes and hating black people, his KKK father is ashamed of him because he has no job. Is an incelman 4changuy.
Bickley "Big B" Utsechs, the KKK daddy who runs ralleys and loves Donald Trump so much that he got the man's face tattooed on his giant beer belly.
Jud Steinerheimgold, Jēwish motherfucker who runs the local pawn shop.
The Bothersome Blacks will begin episode 1..... Coming soon.
PS: this takes place in New York City.
This project is gonna be written under my Mexican homie's label so imma give the link when i put this shit out
Go ahead an buy some the profits go to my mexican homie an myself,
there are buttons and hats as well
we are gonna have a shop open soon with more bummy art this shit is designer brand exclusive and once it stops printing we done