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Posts by BummyMofo

  1. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sweet Your thread sucks and you're boring loser get outta here kidd

    fu ck you kkk incelman. go download a pepe frog porno on your gayass windows 95 laptop fuckin white queer mother fucker
  2. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    IF YOU HEARBY AGREE LEGALLY UNDER CONTRACT
    WHICH I WRITE
    **HERE.

    WHEN PUBLISHED YOU SHALL PUT 50% OF THE PROFITS INTO THAMEXICANMAN'S GOFUNDME -- URL: https://www.gofundme.com/f/vanhilton-media-group-sponsorship

    50% and not a penny less, and if you stiff me I will SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOUR FAMILY OWNS.

    Deal???

    Sign......_____
  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid why is it written like a play LMAO THIS NIGGAS SHAKESPHERE YALL


    I told yall niggas from the beginning this was a soap opera so its a script duhhhmhdy dum dum.

    I do like your novelization, though. Could go on Amazon, you just give me a 50% cut and I'll let you do it
  4. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    y'alll niggas check out that bothersome blacks script

    and DONATE NIGGAS DONATE TO THE FUCKIEN GOFUNDME IMMA GET DROPPED FROM THIS LABEL IF YALL DONT FUND THIS SHIT FOR REAL
  5. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    EPISODE 1

    We begin in the Bothersome Family’s home. 3 beds, 2 baths, located in the heart of New York City’s Red Light District. Joshua Bothersome is sitting on the porch with his laptop while his brother, Jacob, pokes at the screen of his iPhone.


    (JACOB)
    Joe fuckin Biden. Joe mother-fuckin’ Biden. I can’t stand this motherfucka. Stupid white ghost bitch ass hasn’t done anything to bring back net neutrality, hasn’t legalized marijuana, and thinks he’s the fucking god of black people.

    (JOSHUA)
    Bruh you back on sum bool shit. Ain’ nothin wrong wit tha motha fucken internet. Niggas got lots of shit on that OnlyFans shit, you seen them white hoes?

    (JACOB)
    I ain’t trying to fuck none of those skank ass bitches you hittin’ up on your apps, nigga. I wanna smoke some reefer and get some money, get my paper straight. I can get into Berkeley. My audition is ready to go, I got things to do.

    (JOSHUA)
    You tryin’ to fuck a turkey? Get the fuck outta here. You audition on some shit, go get on American Idol nigga. Sing in front of that Katy Perry bitch and then shove ya dick down her throat.

    (JACOB)
    Not turkey nigga! Berkeley! Damn. You’re dumb as hell. You stay stupid, bro. Keep up that ignorant shit, I’m sure Biden will have you fuckin’ his wife in no time. I’m trying to go to college.

    [[Enter Louizy’ana Bothersome.]]

    (LOUIZY’ANA)
    You boys out here talkin’ shit about hoes again? Shame on y’all. As if We don’t have enough problems in this hood. I’m tryin’ to flip some of that junky shit y’all left out. Pawn shop man Jud the Jeewboy said that juwelry you gave me fa Mother’s Day is fake! Y’all set me up with some fake ass juwelry.

    (JOSHUA)
    Chill, ma. Damn. I got that juwelry from Toya.

    (LOUIZY’ANA)
    My sister?! Damn. That bitch is back at it. Oh, well. Can’t do shit.

    (JACOB)
    Toya got her shit fucked up again. Some whiteboy named Gabe been sending her texts, sayin she owes him money.

    (LOUIZY’ANA)
    Owe him fa what?!

    (JACOB)
    They got bitches fightin’ out here. Put that shit up on World Star. You get a bitch to fight a bitch and she get fucked up, you get money. Toya is recordin’ that shit but she ain’t givin’ no shoutouts to that Bronyboy gang.

    (JOSHUA)
    Bronyboy gang? The fuck you talkin’ about?


    [[Enter Ching Chong and Bing Bong. They are both wearing MLP attire and smoking cigarettes.]]


    (BING BONG)
    Yoo boddershum brack niggush shtoopid. Don know bronygang. We take sheed ovah, ho intanet unda China contro. Now we get Brony Brony Brony powah!

    (CHING CHONG)
    Yesssss, ohhhh. Sexy pony porn. So intellectual. But you aren’t ready for that level of intellect, black people.

    (BING BONG)
    Yah! Tree fidds of yo battles awwready losh. Ish shtatishtick I fine on Chineesh intanet. Ish true.

    (CHING CHONG)
    Peace out, brothers. You get any dick pics, send them to me so I can get off—I mean, make fun of how ugly they are. Later, neeegros!

    (LOUIZY’ANA)
    Y’all understood a single word they say?

    (JOSHUA AND JACOB)
    Hell nah.

    End scene.
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    NEW YORK STANDARD TIME YOOOO

    we still having our release part y here poppin bottles drinkin tequila with tha mexican mann. 3 HOURS TIL RELEASE



    Originally posted by cigreting oke wats my rol as gabe utsechs

    go on 4chan a lot and constantly post pepe memes and talk about donald trump 24/7. Also fill your computers hard drive with tons of shady shit that freaks your parents tha fuck out5



    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny as expected, its was quoted in CP time.

    imma be using some of your quotes for bing bong and ching chong. talkin about the 3/5 whatever shit you talk.
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    https://gofund.me/4a8a10cf

    We are ordering nachos and tacos support tha gamebOY
  8. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Script premieres at midnight send the mexican homie some funds so he can eat some burritos and tacos and shit out my script when Im done with it!

    Bummy gettin a break
  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Where do we send funds?

    There is a mexican gofundme page i signed on with his label
    https://www.gofundme.com/manage/vanhilton-media-group-sponsorship/update/all
  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Episode 1 coming tonight.

    Yes the humor is from a black perspective but I dish it out to everyone so none of yall niggas are safe
  11. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    We begin with some character profiles.

    Mr. Jacob Bothersome. A black man who plays piano and hates his hood.

    Mr. Joshua Bothersome. Jacob's younger brother, a thug, a playa, drug dealer and hustler.

    Minister Tall Bird Swan, a stupid ass black motherfucker who goes through the hood and makes black people angry by saying everything is racist.

    Mrs. Louizy'ana Bothersome, Jacob and Joshua's single mom who is ghetto fabulous and likes to make grape drank and drinks heavily.

    Bing Bong, a Chinaman next door who hates America and black people in general.

    Ching Chong, the gay brother/roommate of Bing Bong who pretends to hate black people but constantly masturbates to gay porn involving black men who fuck asian guys up the ass.

    Toya La'hoya Bothersome, sister of Louizy'ana and auntie of Jacob and Joshua. She gets in street fights often with other women.

    Gabe Utsechs, a white fellow who is constantly on the internet looking up memes and hating black people, his KKK father is ashamed of him because he has no job. Is an incelman 4changuy.

    Bickley "Big B" Utsechs, the KKK daddy who runs ralleys and loves Donald Trump so much that he got the man's face tattooed on his giant beer belly.

    Jud Steinerheimgold, Jēwish motherfucker who runs the local pawn shop.

    The Bothersome Blacks will begin episode 1..... Coming soon.

    PS: this takes place in New York City.

    This project is gonna be written under my Mexican homie's label so imma give the link when i put this shit out
  12. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why do you niggers keep trying to be frenchmen.

    its tha style that sells $$$$$ boyyyeee

    if you want in you gtta be Japanese, not Chinese.
  13. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    THATS wot an incelNaziGuy KKK would prolly say^^^ juz sayin

    polly wanna cracker???
  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Go ahead an buy some the profits go to my mexican homie an myself,
    there are buttons and hats as well
    we are gonna have a shop open soon with more bummy art this shit is designer brand exclusive and once it stops printing we done
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    YOU KNOW YOU WAN ONE
  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    offffficialloy i got my mexicabn boy dannyboy on dis htshit

    fuckin shop is OPEN NOW POP A BOTTLE AN BUY YA NIGGAZ SOME SHITTTT AT OUR SHOOPPPP ITTTSS UPPP BOOIIII
    https://www.cafepress.com/thebummymeauxpheaux
  17. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Am I the only one who thought where eagles dare?

    I ain't no goddam incelkkkniggerman

    thats wot an incelNaziGuy KKK would prolly say^^^ juz sayin

    and I am working on these clothing brands so i can sell on etsy or maybe cafepress idk its hard now it used to be easier to
  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost candyrein is the best dh poster, everyone else can get fucked lmao

    She certainly has a way about her ah
    Bothersome black men prolly get shut down an china sewer ratbrothers too
  19. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny by virtue of being a nigger youve already lost 3/5 of all your arguments.

    By living in China you already lost not only your arguments, but virtually every right you have and freedom.

    Hey sorry about that not like I make the rules. You could take it up with Xi Bing Bong XinChing Chong but you prolly know what happens if you do. See: dead chink bodies in sewers after Tiennenman Square massacre.
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein You can always say cracker or Vanilla ISIS

    I prefer Nazi, Naziman, Naziguy, KKK USA or incelman.
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