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Posts by BummyMofo

  1. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only uncle toms speak n' use proper english.

    dis nigga be done longgin' fo hes White masser.

    You sound like the kind of guy who would be loitering at the grocery store staring at the popsicles in the freezer with his pockets turned inside out and his hat backwards.
  2. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Joey and Donnie Fucked You
    by Bulme E. MoPheax

    "Sir, this is an emergency room. You can only be admitted in here if you need critical care."

    This nurse was speaking down to me. Even though she called me sir, I knew she wanted to throw me out. She looked like she was disgusted by the fact that I was even allowed indoors.

    I stood up to her, saying, "I will have you know that I was traumatically and violently fucked without any consent. They fucked me into submission, right in my own home, then kicked me out to the curb and proceeded to lie on the bed naked and smoke their cigarette while ordering a bunch of On Demand bullshit that I now have to pay for."

    "I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Get out of here now, or I will call the police," she replied, not acknowledging a word I say to her.

    I got mad. "Stupid bitch. Joey and Donnie fucked me and they'll fuck you too."

    Now she knew. "Oh, no. Those guys... Well, sir, if you want to know the truth... I misjudged you. You were right all along. Those men... They fucked me too."

    /end
  3. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your just jelly none would touch you because your black n ugly

    Bad grammar ass nipman learn English.
  4. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blob6106 Shut the fuck up, Perry

    Is that the name of the Catholic priest who molested you
  5. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by slide22 You're so fucking weird for doing this shit. you don't get high from it. You fight tiredness from it. it's a quick way to make you feel like you pulled a triple shift and stayed up for a few days burned out and you start hallucinating from being tired. it's not like it's LSD

    it's really dangerous too. your body wasn't meant to consume all of that. some people butt-chug it and either get really blasted or die because your colon only requires like 1/16th the dose which is why suppositories are 1/16th the dose of medicins. You're just asking for an early death you keep doing this shit at your fucking age. you're what, 30s now? GROW UP

    Don't preach against the bundy nigga
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Yes sir ree Bob.

    Put that on cable TV infomercials and have KKK-USA incelmen buying bulk from the pointyhat chinaman eating rats over in chinatown.
  7. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Chris Chan is the artist, but scron isn't hugely dissimilar..

    What became of that trannnymanny 4channy trainwreck?
  8. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blob6106 You play center for the Lakers?
    You shouldn't smoke, might stunt and reverse your height, bluhd

    Missy, you are teasin the blood hound
  9. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I dont listen to tech n9ne but I listen to Twista on occasion.
  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Now you have Eskimos
  11. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your a nigger ?

    *You're
    If ya gonna be racist at least do it right Mr. MathTringleHeadMan
  12. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Does it work in plastic bags as well?

    No it does not. It must be a paper brown bag.



    Originally posted by Bradley wellhung takes photos of his feces and sends them to other men on the internet, you and him should link up.

    No
  13. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    This is the party flava
  14. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are there non-indian pajeets ?

    Idk
    What I do know is
  15. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad ive seen greener

    Prove it nukka.


    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny darkies always be darker on the other side.

    Yo v-dick can you tell me when CCP is gonna go nutso and kill all the indian pajeets? I wanna warn em cus I dont want my homies over there getting murked by you triangle-hat wearing bucked tooth mothafuckers.
  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I go tit for tat wit a crit who says i aint top of the food chain in the bummymothafuckinhoodmayne

    Who goes tit for tat anymore, fuckin whore ass tactic for bitches who have no thought to get at it to begin with.

    Fuckin KKK USA incelmen runnin around with grins on they chins PepeFrogFaggotMan is the shit they plaster on plastic faster than chinaman answers the math.

    Communist Antifamen must have some butt boogie in their bongs, I been handin them the jenkem and they huff it up and say THANK-EM

    NOW you got niggas on the dickdock dockin dicks so they can trade cum socks quick and post clips with music and dance to go with it.

    Fuck the life of a bothersome blackman
  17. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I got a four day kraytom constipated shit building up, it's going to tear my hole in half when it arrives

    Immense.

    Good luck getting it down the toilet. I've taken shits so big you gotta chop them up with the plunger before you can even get to flushing
  18. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I put poop in a paper bag and then got some red spray paint and spray painted the inside of the shitty paper bag and shook it up, then put confetti in it for good measure. Then I handed it to a meth head an told him he could get high from huffing it.

    He huffed it and was like woahhh dude can I get more of this?? I said yes sure man it's the new thing

    The new drug. Shit in a paper bag shaken up with spray paint and confetti.
  19. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    💖

    i like this shit ngl nicki minaj is wayyyyy sexyer and has wayyyyy bettter songs than beyonce. bey is trash and I'd take rhianna over her, then nicki, then kill beyonce cause she KKK
  20. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    plz gib 5-10$ to the bummy mofo campaign we are funded thru mexicanman gofundme:

    https://gofund.me/730e5f3a

    if you give 5/10 I will PERSONALLY MAKE YOU SOME BUMMY ART WITH BOTHERSOME BLACKS ENDORSEMENT.


    I WILLLL
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